Movie Review Archives

Knock at the Cabin

The Sixth Nonsense

Reviewed Feb 10, 2023

While vacationing at a remote cabin, a young girl and her two fathers are taken hostage by four armed strangers who demand that the family make an unthinkable choice to avert the apocalypse. With limited access to the outside world, the family must decide what they believe before all is lost. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Dracula (1979)

Stayin’ Alive 

Reviewed Feb 7, 2023

Romanticized adaptation of Bram Stoker's 1897 classic. Count Dracula is a subject of fatal attraction to more than one English maiden lady, as he seeks an immortal bride. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Romance, Theatrical Release

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Subconscious Uncoupling

Reviewed Feb 3, 2023

Joel Barish, heartbroken that his girlfriend underwent a procedure to erase him from her memory, decides to do the same. However, as he watches his memories of her fade away, he realises that he still loves her, and may be too late to correct his mistake. Genres: Drama, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Son of Dracula

The Big Slurp

Reviewed Jan 31, 2023

Carpathian Count Alucard is invited to the U.S. by a young heiress. Her boyfriend and local officials are suspicious of the newcomer, who is interested in the "virile" soil of the new world. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

About Schmidt

Uneasy Rider

Reviewed Jan 27, 2023

A recently retired man embarks on a journey to his estranged daughter's wedding, only to discover more about himself and life than he ever expected. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Theatrical Release

Dracula’s Daughter

Daddy’s Little Ghoul

Reviewed Jan 24, 2023

A countess from Transylvania seeks a psychiatrist’s help to cure her vampiric cravings. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

THX 1138

The Empire Strikes Baldies

Reviewed Jan 20, 2023

People in the future live in a totalitarian society. A technician named THX 1138 lives a mundane life between work and taking a controlled consumption of drugs that the government uses to make puppets out of people. As THX is without drugs for the first time he has feelings for a woman and they start a secret relationship. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Dracula (1931)

The Original Pain in the Neck 

Reviewed Jan 17, 2023

A British estate agent travels to Transylvania to meet the mysterious Count Dracula, who is interested in leasing a London castle. After Dracula enslaves the agent and drives him to insanity, the pair return to London together, where Dracula, a secret bloodsucker, begins preying on socialites. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Romance, Theatrical Release

Soylent Green

Where’s the beef?

Reviewed Jan 13, 2023

In the year 2022, overcrowding, pollution, and resource depletion have reduced society’s leaders to finding food for the teeming masses. The answer is Soylent Green. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Nosferatu the Vampyre

Somehow I didn’t imagine the children of the night maki...

Reviewed Jan 10, 2023

A real estate agent leaves behind his beautiful wife to go to Transylvania to visit the mysterious Count Dracula and formalize the purchase of a property in Wismar. Genres: Drama, Horror, Theatrical Release

Fahrenheit 451 (1966)

The Arson Chronicles

Reviewed Jan 6, 2023

In the future, the government maintains control of public opinion by outlawing literature and maintaining a group of enforcers, known as “firemen,” to perform the necessary book burnings. Fireman Montag begins to question the morality of his vocation… Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Nosferatu (1922)

This guy invented lurking

Reviewed Jan 3, 2023

The mysterious Count Orlok summons a happily married real estate agent to his castle, located up in the Transylvanian mountains, to finalise a terrifying deal. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)

Big Brother Is Listening.  Why not you?

Reviewed Dec 30, 2022

Imagine a world where absolute conformity rules, and word and thought, including loyalty to Big Brother is demanded. It's the year 1984 and such a world exists. Divided into three vast states, whose inhabitants are dominated by all powerful governments, an illegal love affair begins. Soon, worker drone Winston becomes the target of a brain-washing campaign to force him back to conformity. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

People who live in glass onions shouldn’t throw murder ...

Reviewed Dec 27, 2022

World-famous detective Benoit Blanc heads to Greece to peel back the layers of a mystery surrounding a tech billionaire and his eclectic crew of friends. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Mystery

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Happy Life Day Everybody! 

Reviewed Dec 25, 2022

On a mission to make Christmas unforgettable for Quill, the Guardians head to Earth in search of the perfect present. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Science Fiction, Superhero

Brave New World (2020)

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised… It Will Be Stream...

Reviewed Dec 23, 2022

In a utopia whose perfection hinges upon control of monogamy and privacy, members of the collective begin to question the rules, putting their regimented society on a collision course with forbidden love and revolution. Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller, TV Series

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Deep Blue See

Reviewed Dec 20, 2022

Set more than a decade after the events of the first film, learn the story of the Sully family (Jake, Neytiri, and their kids), the trouble that follows them, the lengths they go to keep each other safe, the battles they fight to stay alive, and the tragedies they endure. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Metropolis

We Built This City On Rock And Ro-oooll (too bad it’s a...

Reviewed Dec 16, 2022

In a futuristic city sharply divided between the rich and the poor, the son of the city's mastermind meets a prophet who predicts the coming of a savior to mediate their differences. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Knives Out

Quantum of Malice

Reviewed Dec 13, 2022

When renowned crime novelist Harlan Thrombey is found dead at his estate just after his 85th birthday, the inquisitive and debonair Detective Benoit Blanc is mysteriously enlisted to investigate. From Harlan's dysfunctional family to his devoted staff, Blanc sifts through a web of red herrings and self-serving lies to uncover the truth behind Harlan's untimely death. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Jingle All the Way

Don't let us be the kid who Christmas forgot--pledge today!

Reviewed Dec 9, 2022

Howard Langston, a salesman for a mattress company, is constantly kept busy at his job, disappointing his son. After he misses his son's karate exposition, Howard vows to make it up to him by buying an action figure of his son's favorite television hero for Christmas. Unfortunately for Howard, it is Christmas Eve, and every store is sold out of Turbo Man. Now, Howard must travel all over town and compete with everybody else to find a Turbo Man action figure. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Comedy, Family, Theatrical Release

Confess, Fletch

The Joy of Painting… and frames

Reviewed Dec 6, 2022

The roguishly charming and endlessly troublesome Fletch becomes the prime suspect in a murder case while searching for a stolen art collection. The only way to prove his innocence? Find out which of the long list of suspects is the culprit - from the eccentric art dealer and a missing playboy to a crazy neighbor and Fletch’s Italian girlfriend. Crime, in fact, has never been this disorganized. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Mystery

Midsommar

Dancing Queen

Reviewed Dec 2, 2022

Several friends travel to Sweden to study as anthropologists a summer festival that is held every ninety years in the remote hometown of one of them. What begins as a dream vacation in a place where the sun never sets, gradually turns into a dark nightmare as the mysterious inhabitants invite them to participate in their disturbing festive activities. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Fletch Lives

Schlong of the South

Reviewed Nov 29, 2022

Fletch is a fish out of water in small-town Louisiana, where he's checking out a tumbledown mansion he's inherited. When a woman he flirts with turns up dead, he becomes a suspect and must find the killer and clear his name. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

The Wicker Man (2006)

Death Bee Not Proud

Reviewed Nov 25, 2022

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller