Movie Review Archives

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The 6th Day

Total Remake

Reviewed Oct 11, 2022

A world of the very near future in which cattle, fish, and even the family pet can be cloned. But cloning humans is illegal - that is until family man Adam Gibson comes home from work one day to find a clone has replaced him. Taken from his family and plunged into a sinister world he doesn't understand, Gibson must not only save himself from the assassins who must destroy him to protect their secret, but uncover who and what is behind the horrible things happening to him. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Munsters

The DeCarlo’s Reject  

Reviewed Oct 7, 2022

Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy

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End of Days

Arnold gets Left Behind 

Reviewed Oct 4, 2022

Cynical bodyguard Jericho is hired by a man possessed by Satan, who is in search of his bride. When Jericho realizes what is happening, he must do everything he can to save the woman and the world. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

Baby On Board

Reviewed Sep 30, 2022

Forced to travel to a horror festival with her boyfriend, a young woman begins experiencing premonitions associated with the urban myth of The Creeper. She believes that something supernatural has been summoned — and that she is at the center of it all. Genres: Horror

Eraser

Vanessa Williams better hope someone can make her Penthou...

Reviewed Sep 27, 2022

A Witness Protection specialist becomes suspicious of his co-workers when dealing with a case involving high-tech weapons. Genres: Action, Mystery, Thriller

The Ninth Gate

Rosemary’s Bookcase 

Reviewed Sep 23, 2022

A rare book dealer finds himself at the heart of a string of paranormal events when he is hired to find the last two copies of a text, The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, capable of summoning the Devil. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

True Lies

Divorce Another Day

Reviewed Sep 20, 2022

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States. Genres: Action, Thriller

Addams Family Reunion

Sadly The Munsters did not receive their invitation.

Reviewed Sep 16, 2022

The Addams Family goes on a search for their relatives. Gomez and Morticia are horrified to discover that Grandpa and Grandma Addams have a disease that is slowly turning them "normal". The only chance they have of a cure is to find a family member hoping that they know a home remedy. Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Horror, TV Movie

Last Action Hero

… or The First Reality Star?

Reviewed Sep 13, 2022

After his father's death, a young boy finds solace in action movies featuring an indestructible cop. Given a magic ticket by a theater manager, he is transported into the film and teams up with the cop to stop a villain who escapes into the real world. Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy

Addams Family Values

 Last House On The Political Left

Reviewed Sep 9, 2022

Siblings Wednesday and Pugsley Addams will stop at nothing to get rid of Pubert, the new baby boy adored by parents Gomez and Morticia. Things go from bad to worse when the new "black widow" nanny, Debbie Jellinsky, launches her plan to add Fester to her collection of dead husbands. Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy

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Red Heat

Danko For Your Service

Reviewed Sep 6, 2022

A tough Russian policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky Chicago police detective when he is sent to Chicago to apprehend a Georgian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country. Genres: Action, Crime

The Addams Family

Double the Fester, Double the Fun

Reviewed Sep 2, 2022

When a man claiming to be long-lost Uncle Fester reappears after 25 years lost, the family plans a celebration to wake the dead. But the kids barely have time to warm up the electric chair before Morticia begins to suspect Fester is fraud when he can't recall any of the details of Fester's life. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy

Raw Deal

You should not drink and act!

Reviewed Aug 30, 2022

Mark Kaminsky is kicked out of the FBI for his rough treatment of a suspect. He winds up as the sheriff of a small town in North Carolina. FBI Chief Harry Shannon, whose son has been killed by a mobster named Patrovina, enlists Kaminsky in a personal vendetta with a promise of reinstatement into the FBI if Patrovina is taken down. To accomplish this, he must go undercover and join Patrovina's gang. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Halloween with the New Addams Family

If this is the new Addams Family why are all the jokes s...

Reviewed Aug 26, 2022

The original TV Addams Family members prepare for Halloween. Genres: Comedy, Horror, TV Movie

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Commando

He’s The Boss

Reviewed Aug 23, 2022

John Matrix, the former leader of a special commando strike force that always got the toughest jobs done, is forced back into action when his young daughter is kidnapped. To find her, Matrix has to fight his way through an array of punks, killers, one of his former commandos, and a fully equipped private army. With the help of a feisty stewardess and an old friend, Matrix has only a few hours to overcome his greatest challenge: finding his daughter before she's killed. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

Prey

Lances With Wolves

Reviewed Aug 16, 2022

When danger threatens her camp, the fierce and highly skilled Comanche warrior Naru sets out to protect her people. But the prey she stalks turns out to be a highly evolved alien predator with a technically advanced arsenal. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

DC League of Super-Pets

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… It's Paw Patrol?

Reviewed Aug 9, 2022

When Superman and the rest of the Justice League are kidnapped, Krypto the Super-Dog must convince a rag-tag shelter pack - Ace the hound, PB the potbellied pig, Merton the turtle and Chip the squirrel - to master their own newfound powers and help him rescue the superheroes. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Nope

What do you get a chimpanzee for his birthday when he’s...

Reviewed Aug 5, 2022

Residents in a lonely gulch of inland California bear witness to an uncanny, chilling discovery. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

Underdog

Pound puppy

Reviewed Aug 2, 2022

A lab accident gives a beagle named Shoeshine some serious superpowers -- a secret that the dog eventually shares with the young boy who becomes his owner and friend. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Blood, Actually

Reviewed Jul 29, 2022

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Underworld: Blood Wars

Game of Throats

Reviewed Jul 26, 2022

Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Two Men and a Baby

Reviewed Jul 22, 2022

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen's honeymoon phase is abruptly disrupted by betrayals and unforeseen tragedies that endanger their world. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance

Underworld: Awakening

Breaking bones, not Breaking Dawn

Reviewed Jul 19, 2022

Having escaped years of imprisonment, vampire warrioress Selene finds herself in a changed world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species. Now Selene must battle the humans and a frightening new breed of super Lycans to ensure the death dealers' survival. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Adventures in Babysitting

Slip us the cash and we’ll slip you the podcast

Reviewed Jul 15, 2022

When plans with her boyfriend fall through, high school senior Chris Parker ends up babysitting the Anderson kids, Brad and Sara. What should be a quiet night in, however, turns into a series of ridiculous exploits, starting when they leave the house to pick up Chris' friend Brenda. Soon, Brad's buddy Daryl is involved, and the group must contend with car thieves, blues musicians and much more. Genres: Comedy