Brown Arrow Reviews

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Return to Oz

The story of the first child to go crazy for TikTok 

Reviewed Nov 7, 2025

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The Toxic Avenger Part II

Big In Japan

Reviewed Aug 29, 2025

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The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Geiger Man

Reviewed Aug 22, 2025

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Congo

Laser guns and monkey suits? How has SyFy not made five s...

Reviewed Jun 20, 2025

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Showgirls

Saved By The Pole

Reviewed Mar 14, 2025

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Hackers

Worm, Interrupted

Reviewed Mar 7, 2025

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Battleship

You sank my franchise!  

Reviewed Feb 11, 2025

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Death Race 2000

Road Kill Bill 

Reviewed Apr 9, 2024

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Tango & Cash

“The Greatest Movie Ever Made!” 

Reviewed Mar 8, 2024

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Madame Web

Insects & The City

Reviewed Feb 20, 2024

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Body of Evidence

Unlike A Virgin

Reviewed Feb 2, 2024

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Piranha 3D

Lake Flaccid

Reviewed May 5, 2023

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Vampire’s Kiss

The “Lost It” Boy

Reviewed Apr 14, 2023

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Piranha II: The Spawning

The Abyss-mal

Reviewed Apr 7, 2023

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Waterworld

Dances With Whales

Reviewed Feb 24, 2023

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Jingle All the Way

Don't let us be the kid who Christmas forgot--pledge today!

Reviewed Dec 9, 2022

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The Wicker Man (2006)

Death Bee Not Proud

Reviewed Nov 25, 2022

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The 6th Day

Total Remake

Reviewed Oct 11, 2022

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End of Days

Arnold gets Left Behind 

Reviewed Oct 4, 2022

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Red Heat

Danko For Your Service

Reviewed Sep 6, 2022

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Commando

He’s The Boss

Reviewed Aug 23, 2022

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Twilight

Scent of a Woman

Reviewed Jun 24, 2022

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Cats

Memories… all alone at the movies…

Reviewed Dec 24, 2021

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Quicksilver Highway

Where we’re going, there are no roads...

Reviewed Dec 14, 2021