Movie Review Archives

Hearts in Atlantis

The Silence of the Low Men

Reviewed Sep 17, 2024

A widowed mother and her son change when a mysterious stranger enters their lives. Genres: Drama, Theatrical Release

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Runaway Corpse Bride

Reviewed Sep 13, 2024

After a family tragedy, three generations of the Deetz family return home to Winter River. Still haunted by Betelgeuse, Lydia's life is turned upside down when her teenage daughter, Astrid, accidentally opens the portal to the Afterlife. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Shadow of the Vampire

”I’m Ready for My Close-Up, Mr. Murnau”

Reviewed Sep 10, 2024

Director F.W. Murnau makes a Faustian pact with a vampire to get him to star in his 1922 film "Nosferatu." Genres: Drama, Horror, Theatrical Release

The First Omen

The Immaculate Deception

Reviewed Sep 6, 2024

When a young American woman is sent to Rome to begin a life of service to the church, she encounters a darkness that causes her to question her own faith and uncovers a terrifying conspiracy that hopes to bring about the birth of evil incarnate. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Abigail

Little Miss Sunset

Reviewed Sep 3, 2024

A group of criminals kidnap a teenage ballet dancer, the daughter of a notorious gang leader, in order to obtain a ransom of $50 million, but over time, they discover that she is not just an ordinary girl. After the kidnappers begin to diminish, one by one, they discover, to their increasing horror, that they are locked inside with no normal little girl. Genres: Crime, Halloween, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Crow (2024)

Cry Now, Troll Later

Reviewed Aug 30, 2024

Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered when the demons of her dark past catch up with them. Given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself, Eric sets out to seek merciless revenge on their killers, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

The Green Inferno

My Body, Main Course

Reviewed Aug 27, 2024

A group of student activists travel from New York City to the Amazon to save the rainforest. However, once they arrive in this vast green landscape, they soon discover that they are not alone… and that no good deed goes unpunished. Genres: Adventure, Horror, Theatrical Release

Alien: Romulus

Out of the Ashes

Reviewed Aug 23, 2024

While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Cannibal Holocaust

No Animals Weren’t Harmed In The Making Of This Movie

Reviewed Aug 20, 2024

A New York University professor returns from a rescue mission to the Amazon rainforest with the footage shot by a lost team of documentarians who were making a film about the area's local cannibal tribes. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Serenity

A River Runs To It

Reviewed Aug 16, 2024

When the renegade crew of Serenity agrees to hide a fugitive on their ship, they find themselves in an action-packed battle between the relentless military might of a totalitarian regime who will destroy anything – or anyone – to get the girl back and the bloodthirsty creatures who roam the uncharted areas of space. But... the greatest danger of all may be on their ship. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Borderlands

Custodians of the Galaxy

Reviewed Aug 13, 2024

Returning to her home planet, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a team of unlikely heroes. Together, they battle monsters and dangerous bandits to protect a young girl who holds the key to unimaginable power. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Trap

The Errors Tour  

Reviewed Aug 9, 2024

A father and teen daughter attend a pop concert, where they realize they're at the center of a dark and sinister event. Genres: Crime, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Knuckles

Echidna not, we’re back in the Now Playing Podcast Arcade

Reviewed Aug 6, 2024

Knuckles embarks on a hilarious and action-packed journey of self-discovery as he agrees to train Wade as his protégé and teach him the ways of the Echidna warrior. Genres: Action & Adventure, Comedy, Family, TV Mini-Series, Video Game Movies

The Man from Earth

The Passion of the Crood

Reviewed Aug 2, 2024

A departing professor gathers his closest colleagues for an intimate farewell, but the night takes an unexpected turn when he shares a stunning secret about his past. As the conversation unfolds, skepticism and curiosity collide, challenging everything they thought they knew about history, science, and belief. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Deadpool & Wolverine

At last, we get the live-action remake of Fox and the Hound.

Reviewed Jul 30, 2024

A listless Wade Wilson toils away in civilian life with his days as the morally flexible mercenary, Deadpool, behind him. But when his homeworld faces an existential threat, Wade must reluctantly suit-up again with an even more reluctant Wolverine. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Dog Day Afternoon

He Made Them An Offer They Actually COULD Refuse.

Reviewed Jul 26, 2024

Based on the true story of would-be Brooklyn bank robbers John Wojtowicz and Salvatore Naturile. Sonny and Sal attempt a bank heist which quickly turns sour and escalates into a hostage situation and stand-off with the police. As Sonny's motives for the robbery are slowly revealed and things become more complicated, the heist turns into a media circus. Genres: Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Twisters

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads

Reviewed Jul 23, 2024

As storm season intensifies, the paths of former storm chaser Kate Carter and reckless social-media superstar Tyler Owens collide when terrifying phenomena never seen before are unleashed. The pair and their competing teams find themselves squarely in the paths of multiple storm systems converging over central Oklahoma in the fight of their lives. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F

Anyone else burning to do a Neutron Dance Challenge on Ti...

Reviewed Jul 19, 2024

Forty years after his unforgettable first case in Beverly Hills, Detroit cop Axel Foley returns to do what he does best: solve crimes and cause chaos. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming

Twister

Funnel of Love

Reviewed Jul 16, 2024

An unprecedented series of violent tornadoes is sweeping across Oklahoma. Tornado chasers, headed by Dr. Jo Harding, attempt to release a groundbreaking device that will allow them to track them and create a more advanced warning system. They are joined by Jo's soon to be ex-husband Bill, a former tornado chaser himself, and his girlfriend Melissa. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Theatrical Release

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All About Evil  

Reviewed Jul 12, 2024

In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. But as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Speed 2: Cruise Control

My Heart Will Go On (but my franchise won’t)

Reviewed Jul 9, 2024

A disgruntled former employee hijacks the Seabourn Legend cruise liner. Set on a fixed course, without any means of communication and at the mercy of the hijacker, it's up to the one cop on vacation, and his soon to be fiancé (hopefully) Annie, to regain control of it before it kills the passengers and causes an environmental disaster. Insurmountable and daunting tasks await them on their perilous journey throughout the ship trying to fend off the hijacker and save the passengers. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

A Quiet Place: Day One

Definitely a night you let DoorDash worry about getting d...

Reviewed Jul 5, 2024

As New York City is invaded by alien creatures who hunt by sound, a woman named Sam fights to survive with her cat. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Speed

Uneasy Riders

Reviewed Jul 2, 2024

Tensions run high when a crazed bomber rigs a Los Angeles bus with a device that will kill everyone on board if the vehicle's speed dips below fifty miles per hour. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

The Treasure of the Severest Padre

Reviewed Jun 30, 2024

An American bartender and his prostitute girlfriend go on a road trip through the Mexican underworld to collect a $1 million bounty on the head of a dead gigolo. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release