Movie Review Archives

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Kids, the story of how I met your mother includes a drift...

Reviewed May 30, 2025

Years after resigning command of an elite military police unit, the nomadic, righter-of-wrongs Reacher is drawn back into the life he left behind when his friend and successor, Major Susan Turner is framed for espionage. Reacher will stop at nothing to prove her innocence and to expose the real perpetrators behind the killings of his former soldiers. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller

Jack Reacher

He's an expert at finding a parking spot in Pittsburgh. W...

Reviewed May 27, 2025

One morning in an ordinary town, five people are shot dead in a seemingly random attack. All evidence points to a single suspect: an ex-military sniper who is quickly brought into custody. The interrogation yields one written note: 'Get Jack Reacher!'. Reacher, an enigmatic ex-Army investigator, believes the authorities have the right man but agrees to help the sniper's defense attorney. However, the more Reacher delves into the case, the less clear-cut it appears. So begins an extraordinary chase for the truth, pitting Jack Reacher against an unexpected enemy, with a skill for violence and a secret to keep. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller

Weird Science

The Breastfed Club

Reviewed May 23, 2025

Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Science Fiction

Final Destination Bloodlines

Blood is thicker than water, but both make a mess when yo...

Reviewed May 20, 2025

Plagued by a violent recurring nightmare, college student Stefanie heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Ghost in the Shell: The New Movie

The Girl Who Played With Firestarter

Reviewed May 16, 2025

When a ghost-infecting virus known as Fire-Starter begins spreading through the system resulting in the assassination of the Japanese Prime Minister, Major Motoko Kusanagi and her elite team of special operatives are called in to track down its source. Genres: Animation, Science Fiction

The Continental: From the World of John Wick

Limp Wick

Reviewed May 13, 2025

The origin behind the iconic hotel-for-assassins through the eyes and actions of a young Winston Scott, as he's dragged into the Hell-scape of 1970's New York City to face a past he thought he'd left behind. Winston charts a deadly course through the hotel's mysterious underworld in a harrowing attempt to seize the hotel where he will eventually take his future throne. Genres: Action & Adventure, Crime, Drama

Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

The Bots And The Hound

Reviewed May 9, 2025

Cyborg detective Batou is assigned to investigate a series of murders committed by gynoids—doll-like cyborgs, which all malfunctioned, killed, then self-destructed afterwards. The brains of the gynoids initialize in order to protect their manufacturer's software, but in one gynoid, which Batou himself neutralized, one file remains: a voice speaking the phrase "Help me." Genres: Animation, Drama, Science Fiction

Apollo 13

Houston, we have a podcast!

Reviewed May 6, 2025

The true story of technical troubles that scuttle the Apollo 13 lunar mission in 1970, risking the lives of astronaut Jim Lovell and his crew, with the failed journey turning into a thrilling saga of heroism. Drifting more than 200,000 miles from Earth, the astronauts work furiously with the ground crew to avert tragedy. Genres: Drama, History

Ghost in the Shell

Enter the Matrix four years before the Neo-lithic Era

Reviewed May 2, 2025

In the year 2029, the barriers of our world have been broken down by the net and by cybernetics, but this brings new vulnerability to humans in the form of brain-hacking. When a highly-wanted hacker known as 'The Puppetmaster' begins involving them in politics, Section 9, a group of cybernetically enhanced cops, are called in to investigate and stop the Puppetmaster. Genres: Action, Animation, Science Fiction

Sinners

From cotton fields to coffin lids

Reviewed Apr 29, 2025

Trying to leave their troubled lives behind, twin brothers return to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back. Genres: Action, Horror, Thriller

Femme Fatale

Body Double-Crosser

Reviewed Apr 25, 2025

A $10-million diamond rip-off, a stolen identity, a new life married to a diplomat. Laure Ash has risked big, won big. But then a tabloid shutterbug snaps her picture in Paris, and suddenly, enemies from Laure's secret past know who and where she is. And they all want their share of the diamond heist. Or her life. Or both. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

How To Overfeed Your Dragon

Reviewed Apr 22, 2025

A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people. Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Snowden

Natural Born Leakers

Reviewed Apr 18, 2025

CIA employee Edward Snowden leaks thousands of classified documents to the press. Genres: Crime, Drama, History, Thriller

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness

50 Shades of Grayson Azriel

Reviewed Apr 15, 2025

A noble warrior must battle dragons and demons while upholding his moral code as he covertly joins a group of villains to rescue his kidnapped father from Shathrax, the Mind Flayer, who threatens to destroy the world. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

Blackhat

Malware Vice

Reviewed Apr 11, 2025

Nicholas Hathaway, a furloughed convict, and his American and Chinese partners hunt a high-level cybercrime network from Chicago to Los Angeles to Hong Kong to Jakarta. As Hathaway closes in, the stakes become personal as he discovers that the attack on a Chinese nuclear power plant was just the beginning. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

A Minecraft Movie

Cocky Blockers

Reviewed Apr 8, 2025

Four misfits find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they'll have to master this world while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve. Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy

Swordfish

What the eyes see, and the ears hear, the mind calls Holl...

Reviewed Apr 4, 2025

Rogue agent Gabriel Shear is determined to get his mitts on $9 billion stashed in a secret Drug Enforcement Administration account. He wants the cash to fight terrorism, but lacks the computer skills necessary to hack into the government mainframe. Enter Stanley Jobson, a n'er-do-well encryption expert who can log into anything. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God

A saga for the ages… or at least a podcast appropriate ...

Reviewed Apr 1, 2025

Due to a curse from his former master Profion, Damodar survived his death by Ridley Freeborn as an undead entity in pursuit of an evil artifact for some hundred years, so that he might be capable of unleashing unstoppable destruction on Izmir and the descendants of those who caused his demise. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, TV Movie

Antitrust

Cruel Inventions

Reviewed Mar 28, 2025

A computer programmer's dream job at a hot Portland-based firm turns nightmarish when he discovers his boss has a secret and ruthless means of dispatching anti-trust problems. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama

Dungeons & Dragons

The Desolation of Snails

Reviewed Mar 25, 2025

The Empire of Izmer is a divided land: elite magicians called “mages” rule while lowly commoners are powerless. When Empress Savina vows to bring equality and prosperity to her land, the evil mage Profion plots to depose her. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

Showgirls 2: Penny’s from Heaven

A Star F*cker Is Born

Reviewed Mar 21, 2025

Penny Slot, a stripper from Las Vegas, tries to become a star dancer on a dance television show. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Thriller

Mazes and Monsters

That Thing You Pardieu 

Reviewed Mar 18, 2025

Bound together by a desire to play "Mazes and Monsters," Robbie and his four college classmates decide to move the board game into the local cavern. Robbie loses his mind, and the line between reality and fantasy fuse into a harrowing nightmare. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, TV Movie

Brown Arrow

Showgirls

Saved By The Pole

Reviewed Mar 14, 2025

Fresh to Las Vegas with no connections, Nomi Malone takes a job as an exotic dancer. Her talents are quickly noticed by Cristal, a headlining dancer who senses an opportunity to bolster her own act. But Nomi won’t play second fiddle and soon begins her venomous path to the top, ruthlessly backstabbing anyone who gets in her way. Genres: Drama

Ouija: Origin of Evil

Goodbye Friend

Reviewed Mar 11, 2025

In 1967 Los Angeles, a widowed mother and her two daughters add a new stunt to bolster their séance scam business and unwittingly invite authentic evil into their home. When the youngest daughter is overtaken by the merciless spirit, this small family confronts unthinkable fears to save her and send her possessor back to the other side. Genres: Horror