Movie Review Archives

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

Dracula Unstreamed 

Reviewed Dec 31, 2024

The original 1922 "Nosferatu" is regarded as one of the most important films ever made, and a cornerstone of the vampire genre. Now, over one hundred years later, the bloodthirsty Count Orlok rises once again to cast an unearthly shadow in a feature-length retelling of the classic horror masterpiece. Faithfully presented in the style of golden-age horror, and combining scenic elements from the original film with new sound and music, this all new "Nosferatu" is a never-before-seen 'cinematic remix' of the timeless vampire tale, and an otherworldly revisit to the land of ghosts and phantoms where blood is life! Genres: Horror

Barry Lyndon

Love Means Never Having To Say “Let Me Pay For That, Ho...

Reviewed Dec 27, 2024

An Irish rogue uses his cunning and wit to work his way up the social classes of 18th century England, transforming himself from the humble Redmond Barry into the noble Barry Lyndon. Genres: Drama, History, War

Sonic the Hedgehog 3

“You always have a choice.” (The hosts, on the other ...

Reviewed Dec 24, 2024

Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails reunite against a powerful new adversary, Shadow, a mysterious villain with powers unlike anything they have faced before. With their abilities outmatched in every way, Team Sonic must seek out an unlikely alliance in hopes of stopping Shadow and protecting the planet. Genres: Action, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

Gondor With The Wind

Reviewed Dec 20, 2024

A sudden attack by Wulf, a clever and traitorous lord of Rohan seeking vengeance for the death of his father, forces Helm Hammerhand, the King of Rohan, and his people to make a daring last stand in the ancient stronghold of the Hornburg. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Fantasy

Kraven the Hunter

The Lion, The Witch, and A Totally Fabulous Wardrobe

Reviewed Dec 17, 2024

Kraven Kravinoff's complex relationship with his ruthless gangster father, Nikolai, starts him down a path of vengeance with brutal consequences, motivating him to become not only the greatest hunter in the world, but also one of its most feared. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

An American Werewolf in Paris

Before Moonrise

Reviewed Dec 13, 2024

An American man unwittingly gets involved with werewolves who have developed a serum allowing them to transform at will. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

She-Wolf of London

Bitch Pleas

Reviewed Dec 10, 2024

A young heiress finds evidence suggesting that at night she acts under the influence of a family curse and has begun committing ghastly murders in a nearby park. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

An American Werewolf in London

Horn Dog of the Baskervilles

Reviewed Dec 6, 2024

American tourists David and Jack are savagely attacked by an unidentified animal while hiking on the Yorkshire Moors. After retiring to the home of a beautiful nurse to recuperate, David soon begins experiencing disturbing changes to his body and mind. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Werewolf of London

With them teeth, he’ll fit right in! 

Reviewed Dec 3, 2024

A strange animal attack turns a botanist into a bloodthirsty monster. Genres: Fantasy, Horror

Spartacus

A cinematic feast whether you like snails or oysters

Reviewed Nov 29, 2024

The rebellious Thracian Spartacus, born and raised a slave, is sold to Gladiator trainer Batiatus. After weeks of being trained to kill for the arena, Spartacus turns on his owners and leads the other slaves in rebellion. As the rebels move from town to town, their numbers swell as escaped slaves join their ranks. Under the leadership of Spartacus, they make their way to southern Italy, where they will cross the sea and return to their homes. Genres: Adventure, Drama, History

Gladiator II

The Dondus 2028 presidential campaign begins now

Reviewed Nov 26, 2024

Years after witnessing the death of the revered hero Maximus at the hands of his uncle, Lucius is forced to enter the Colosseum after his home is conquered by the tyrannical Emperors who now lead Rome with an iron fist. With rage in his heart and the future of the Empire at stake, Lucius must look to his past to find strength and honor to return the glory of Rome to its people. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama

No One Will Save You

The Talk of the Town

Reviewed Nov 22, 2024

A lonely woman battles extraterrestrials who threaten her future while forcing her to face her past. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

Gladiator

Mad “Max” Before Thunderdome

Reviewed Nov 19, 2024

After the death of Emperor Marcus Aurelius, his devious son takes power and demotes Maximus, one of Rome's most capable generals who Marcus preferred. Eventually, Maximus is forced to become a gladiator and battle to the death against other men for the amusement of paying audiences. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama

The Host

They may snatch our bodies, but they will never take our ...

Reviewed Nov 15, 2024

A parasitic alien soul is injected into the body of Melanie Stryder. Instead of carrying out her race's mission of taking over the Earth, "Wanda" (as she comes to be called) forms a bond with her host and sets out to aid other free humans. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

300: Rise of an Empire

My Big Fit Greek Wenham

Reviewed Nov 12, 2024

Greek general Themistocles attempts to unite all of Greece by leading the charge that will change the course of the war. Themistocles faces the massive invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god, Xerxes and Artemesia, the vengeful commander of the Persian navy. Genres: Action, Drama, War

The Faculty

Dangerous Minds

Reviewed Nov 8, 2024

When creepy things start happening at Herrington High, the students begin to suspect that their faculty is being controlled by body-snatching aliens. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

300

This is Sparta?  Because it kinda looks like a place you...

Reviewed Nov 5, 2024

A story very loosely based the 480 B.C. Battle of Thermopylae, where the King of Sparta led his army against the advancing Persians. Genres: Action, Adventure, War

The Hidden

Actually, The Truth is IN there

Reviewed Nov 1, 2024

When average, law-abiding citizens suddenly turn to a life of hedonistic behavior and violent crime, Detective Tom Beck is tasked with helping young FBI agent Lloyd Gallagher determine the cause. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Venom: The Last Dance

Knull in Void

Reviewed Oct 29, 2024

Eddie and Venom are on the run. Hunted by both of their worlds and with the net closing in, the duo are forced into a devastating decision that will bring the curtains down on Venom and Eddie's last dance. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Arachnophobia

Into The Spider-Adverse

Reviewed Oct 25, 2024

A large spider from the jungles of South America is accidentally transported in a crate with a dead body to America where it mates with a local spider. Soon after, the residents of a small California town disappear as the result of spider bites from the deadly spider offspring. It's up to a couple of doctors with the help of an insect exterminator to annihilate these eight legged freaks. Genres: Comedy, Horror

Hellboy: The Crooked Man

Bad To The Lucky Bone

Reviewed Oct 22, 2024

Hellboy and a rookie BPRD agent get stranded in 1950s rural Appalachia. There, they discover a small community haunted by witches, led by a local devil with a troubling connection to Hellboy's past: the Crooked Man. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Apartment 7A

Rosemary’s Neighbor

Reviewed Oct 18, 2024

A struggling young dancer finds herself drawn in by dark forces when a peculiar, well-connected older couple promise her a shot at fame. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Salem’s Lot

The Lost Boys

Reviewed Oct 15, 2024

Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home of Jerusalem's Lot only to discover his hometown is being preyed upon by a bloodthirsty vampire. Genres: Horror

The Invasion

I never promised you The Rose Garden 

Reviewed Oct 11, 2024

Washington, D.C. psychologist Carol Bennell and her colleague Dr. Ben Driscoll are the only two people on Earth who are aware of an epidemic running rampant through the city. They discover an alien virus aboard a crashed space shuttle that transforms anyone who comes into contact with it into unfeeling drones while they sleep. Carol realizes her son holds the key to stopping the spread of the plague and she races to find him before it is too late. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Science Fiction, Thriller