Movie Review Archives

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

There’s No Place Like Tromaville… There’s No Place ...

Reviewed Sep 12, 2025

A horrific explosion creates a dimensional portal between Tromaville and its dimensional mirror image, Amortville. While the Toxie is trapped in the mirror dimension, Tromaville comes under the control of his evil doppelganger, the Noxious Offender. Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction

The Conjuring: Last Rites

The Warren Reports

Reviewed Sep 9, 2025

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren take on one last terrifying case involving mysterious entities they must confront. Genres: Horror

The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

Pride Comes Before The Fallout

Reviewed Sep 5, 2025

Desperate to raise money for the experimental surgery that could restore his blind fiancee's eyesight, Toxie accepts a lucrative job with the evil multinational conglomerate Apocalypse Inc. Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction

The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer

Window of Opportunity

Reviewed Sep 2, 2025

Set at the turn of the century, this is the tale of Ellen Rimbauer who just received this mysterious mansion as a wedding gift from her new husband... Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller, TV Movie

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The Toxic Avenger Part II

Big In Japan

Reviewed Aug 29, 2025

Melvin Junko was a nerdy weakling until he fell into a vat of toxic waste, turning him into the first ever superhuman creature from New Jersey. This time, he takes on Tokyo. Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction

Rose Red

Bringing Down The House

Reviewed Aug 26, 2025

Dr. Joyce Reardon, a psychology professor, commissions a team of psychics and a gifted autistic girl to find out the truth about an old, supposedly haunted mansion called Rose Red. Genres: Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

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The Toxic Avenger

Your Friendly Neighborhood Geiger Man

Reviewed Aug 22, 2025

A gang of thugs devise a cruel hoax that goes horribly wrong as Melvin, a nerdy emaciated janitor at the local health club, is cast through a third story window into a vat of hazardous toxic waste. Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction

Nobody 2

Nobody Asked for This

Reviewed Aug 19, 2025

Former assassin Hutch Mansell takes his family on a nostalgic vacation to a small-town theme park, only to be pulled back into violence when they clash with a corrupt operator, a crooked sheriff, and a ruthless crime boss. Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller

Ghost in the Shell

Lost In Translation

Reviewed Aug 15, 2025

In the near future, Major is the first of her kind: a human saved from a terrible crash, then cyber-enhanced to be a perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world's most dangerous criminals. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction

Nobody

Nobody Copies John Wick and Gets Away With It

Reviewed Aug 12, 2025

Hutch Mansell, a suburban dad, overlooked husband, nothing neighbor — a "nobody." When two thieves break into his home one night, Hutch's unknown long-simmering rage is ignited and propels him on a brutal path that will uncover dark secrets he fought to leave behind. Genres: Action, Thriller

Inside Out 2

Goal, Interrupted

Reviewed Aug 8, 2025

Teenager Riley's mind headquarters is undergoing a sudden demolition to make room for something entirely unexpected: new Emotions! Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear and Disgust, who’ve long been running a successful operation by all accounts, aren’t sure how to feel when Anxiety shows up. And it looks like she’s not alone. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

Dreamcatcher

Plop Goes The Weasel

Reviewed Aug 5, 2025

Four childhood friends reunite for a hunting trip in the Maine woods, bound by a psychic force born from a childhood friend's dreamcatcher. They find themselves caught in a grotesque alien invasion that twists memory, sanity and reality into something far more sinister. Genres: Drama, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

Jurassic World Rebirth

Zora The Explorer

Reviewed Aug 3, 2025

Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Inside Out

The Life of Riley

Reviewed Jul 31, 2025

When 11-year-old Riley moves to a new city, her Emotions team up to help her through the transition. Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness work together, but when Joy and Sadness get lost, they must journey through unfamiliar places to get back home. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Drama, Family

The Fantastic 4: First Steps

The Baby Bunch 

Reviewed Jul 29, 2025

Against the vibrant backdrop of a 1960s-inspired, retro-futuristic world, Marvel's First Family is forced to balance their roles as heroes with the strength of their family bond, while defending Earth from a ravenous space god called Galactus and his enigmatic Herald, Silver Surfer. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

I Know What You Did Last Summer

A new cast but the same old hooker

Reviewed Jul 25, 2025

When five friends inadvertently cause a deadly car accident, they cover up their involvement and make a pact to keep it a secret rather than face the consequences. A year later, their past comes back to haunt them and they're forced to confront a horrifying truth: someone knows what they did last summer…and is hell-bent on revenge. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Thunderbolts*

What About Bob?

Reviewed Jul 22, 2025

After finding themselves ensnared in a death trap, seven disillusioned castoffs must embark on a dangerous mission that will force them to confront the darkest corners of their pasts. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

I Know What You Did Last Summer

We’ll let you off the hook if you didn’t see this

Reviewed Jul 18, 2025

In a sun-soaked Hawaiian town with a mysterious past, a group of friends is left with a dark secret after a tragic accident. One year later, a member of the group receives a threatening message, and the friends now know that someone intends to make them pay for last summer. Genres: Drama, Mystery

Superman

At last, I finally understand the dangers of investing in...

Reviewed Jul 15, 2025

Superman, a journalist in Metropolis, embarks on a journey to reconcile his Kryptonian heritage with his human upbringing as Clark Kent. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

I’m hooked on a feeling, I’m high on believing, nobod...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2025

Several teenagers in a small-town in Colorado concoct a July 4th prank based on a frightening legend that goes awry when their friend ends up accidentally killed; however, the teens agree to keep their involvement a secret from the authorities, who continue to search for the man who apparently killed their friend. A year later, with the July 4th celebration coming up again, the teenagers realize that they're being stalked by someone who clearly intends on keeping the horrible legend alive by killing them off. Genres: Horror

Species: The Awakening

Chariots of Desire

Reviewed Jul 8, 2025

A scientist, Dr Hollander, takes his niece Miranda to Mexico in an attempt to reverse the effects of the alien DNA he used to create her. However the treatment goes horribly wrong, and sets Miranda on a killing spree as she sets out to find a mate. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Bait and switch

Reviewed Jul 4, 2025

Ever since killing the Fisherman one year ago, Julie James is still haunted by images of him after her. When her best friend Karla wins free tickets to the Bahamas, Julie finds this a perfect opportunity to finally relax. But someone is waiting for her. Someone who she thought was dead. Someone who is out again for revenge. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Species III

College hook-up culture meets the world’s worst grad sc...

Reviewed Jul 1, 2025

After she delivers her child in an ambulance, alien Eve is killed by a half-breed. Fortunately, Dr. Abbot scoops up the baby alien and escapes. In time, the baby grows into a gorgeous blonde named Sara and begins her quest to find a worthy mate. But Sara is also savage and leaves a trail of deaths in her wake. This carnage makes chemistry student Dean question whether to help her race or not. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

I Know What You Did Last Summer

A different kind of dead hooker in the trunk

Reviewed Jun 27, 2025

After an accident on a winding road, four teens make the fatal mistake of dumping their victim's body into the sea. Exactly one year later, the deadly secret resurfaces as they're stalked by a hook-handed figure. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller