Movie Review Archives

Predator: Badlands

Get to da Yowcha!  

Reviewed Nov 11, 2025

Cast out from his clan, a young Predator finds an unlikely ally in a damaged android and embarks on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

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Return to Oz

The story of the first child to go crazy for TikTok 

Reviewed Nov 7, 2025

Dorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, finds herself back in the land of her dreams, and makes delightful new friends, and dangerous new enemies. Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy

Predator: Killer of Killers

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Motherf*ckers

Reviewed Nov 4, 2025

While three of the fiercest warriors in human history—a Viking raider, a ninja in feudal Japan, and a WWII pilot—are killers in their own right, they are merely prey for their new opponent: the ultimate killer of killers. Genres: Action, Animation, Direct to Video/Streaming, Science Fiction, Thriller

Moneyball

Takes Me Out Of The Ballgame

Reviewed Nov 2, 2025

The story of Oakland Athletics general manager Billy Beane's successful attempt to put together a baseball team on a budget, by employing computer-generated analysis to draft his players. Genres: Drama, Theatrical Release

Maniac Cop

Blue Lives Molder

Reviewed Oct 31, 2025

A killer dressed in a police uniform begins murdering innocent people on the streets of New York City. Genres: Action, Crime, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Marvel Zombies

What If…. Stan Lee was replaced by George Romero?

Reviewed Oct 28, 2025

After the Avengers are overtaken by a zombie plague, a desperate group of survivors discover the key to bringing an end to the super-powered undead, racing across a dystopian landscape and risking life and limb to save their world. Genres: Action & Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Superhero, TV Mini-Series, Zombie

The Wiz

Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Harlem anymore

Reviewed Oct 24, 2025

Dorothy Gale, a shy kindergarten teacher, is swept away to the magic land of Oz where she embarks on a quest to return home. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Music, Musical, Theatrical Release

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

The Enemy of The Entity Is My Friend

Reviewed Oct 21, 2025

Ethan Hunt and team continue their search for the terrifying AI known as the Entity — which has infiltrated intelligence networks all over the globe — with the world's governments and a mysterious ghost from Hunt's past on their trail. Joined by new allies and armed with the means to shut the Entity down for good, Hunt is in a race against time to prevent the world as we know it from changing forever. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Journey Back to Oz

Though the art’s a little iffy

Reviewed Oct 17, 2025

Dorothy and Toto return to Oz to find the Scarecrow ruling the Emerald City. Unfortunately for the new overseer, the wicked Mombi is conspiring to take over the city. With the help of the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion and other familiar friends, Dorothy sets out to save Oz. Genres: Animation, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

TRON: Ares

My So-Called Artificial Life

Reviewed Oct 14, 2025

A highly sophisticated Program called Ares is sent from the digital world into the real world on a dangerous mission, marking humankind's first encounter with A.I. beings. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

There’s No Place Like Now Playing Podcast

Reviewed Oct 10, 2025

Young Dorothy finds herself in a magical world where she makes friends with a lion, a scarecrow and a tin man as they make their way along the yellow brick road to talk with the Wizard and ask for the things they miss most in their lives. The Wicked Witch of the West is the only thing that could stop them. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Inferno

You’ve Got Plague 

Reviewed Oct 7, 2025

After waking up in a hospital with amnesia, professor Robert Langdon and a doctor must race against time to foil a deadly global plot. Genres: Action, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Wizard of Oz (1925)

What happens when you

Reviewed Oct 3, 2025

A farm girl learns she is a princess and is swept away by a tornado to the land of Oz. Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Theatrical Release

Angels & Demons

Catch Me if you Conclave

Reviewed Sep 30, 2025

Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is recruited by the Vatican to investigate the apparent return of the Illuminati – a secret, underground organization – after four cardinals are kidnapped on the night of the papal conclave. Genres: Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The People Under the Stairs

Last House On The Right

Reviewed Sep 26, 2025

Trapped inside a fortified home owned by a mysterious couple, a young boy quickly learns the true nature of the homicidal inhabitants, and secret creatures hidden deep within the walls. Genres: Comedy, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Da Vinci Code

Joe Versus the Vatican

Reviewed Sep 23, 2025

A murder in Paris’ Louvre Museum and cryptic clues in some of Leonardo da Vinci’s most famous paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery. For 2,000 years a secret society closely guards information that — should it come to light — could rock the very foundations of Christianity. Genres: Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Toxic Avenger (2025)

Body By Junko

Reviewed Sep 19, 2025

When a downtrodden janitor, Winston Gooze, is exposed to a catastrophic toxic accident, he’s transformed into a new kind of hero: The Toxic Avenger. Now, Toxie must rise from outcast to savior, taking on ruthless corporate overlords and corrupt forces who threaten his son, his friends, and his community. Genres: Action, Christmas/Holiday, Comedy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Long Walk

Step Brothers

Reviewed Sep 16, 2025

In a dystopian near-future America, fifty teenage boys take part in a deadly annual walking contest, forced to maintain a minimum pace or be executed, until only one survivor remains. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV

There’s No Place Like Tromaville… There’s No Place ...

Reviewed Sep 12, 2025

A horrific explosion creates a dimensional portal between Tromaville and its dimensional mirror image, Amortville. While the Toxie is trapped in the mirror dimension, Tromaville comes under the control of his evil doppelganger, the Noxious Offender. Genres: Action, Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Science Fiction

The Conjuring: Last Rites

The Warren Reports

Reviewed Sep 9, 2025

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren take on one last terrifying case involving mysterious entities they must confront. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie

Pride Comes Before The Fallout

Reviewed Sep 5, 2025

Desperate to raise money for the experimental surgery that could restore his blind fiancee's eyesight, Toxie accepts a lucrative job with the evil multinational conglomerate Apocalypse Inc. Genres: Action, Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Science Fiction

The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer

Window of Opportunity

Reviewed Sep 2, 2025

Set at the turn of the century, this is the tale of Ellen Rimbauer who just received this mysterious mansion as a wedding gift from her new husband... Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller, TV Movie

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The Toxic Avenger Part II

Big In Japan

Reviewed Aug 29, 2025

Melvin Junko was a nerdy weakling until he fell into a vat of toxic waste, turning him into the first ever superhuman creature from New Jersey. This time, he takes on Tokyo. Genres: Action, Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Science Fiction

Rose Red

Bringing Down The House

Reviewed Aug 26, 2025

Dr. Joyce Reardon, a psychology professor, commissions a team of psychics and a gifted autistic girl to find out the truth about an old, supposedly haunted mansion called Rose Red. Genres: Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, TV Mini-Series