Movie Review Archives

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Less Than Hero

Reviewed Apr 26, 2024

A petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl and a detective who's been training him for his upcoming role... Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery

Death Race

The Ride of Frankenstein

Reviewed Apr 23, 2024

Terminal Island, New York: 2020. Overcrowding in the US penal system has reached a breaking point. Prisons have been turned over to a monolithic Weyland Corporation, which sees jails full of thugs as an opportunity for televised sport. Adrenalized inmates, a global audience hungry for violence and a spectacular, enclosed arena come together to form the 'Death Race', the biggest, most brutal event. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Stop being a little baby and help support your favorite p...

Reviewed Apr 19, 2024

Samantha Caine is a small-town schoolteacher and mom with no memory of her life before washing up on a beach eight years ago. After a car accident and a violent home invasion trigger flashes of her past, she discovers she used to be a deadly CIA assassin. Teaming up with a wisecracking private investigator, Samantha must return to her old ways to take down the people who tried to erase her. Genres: Action, Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Death Race 2050

Make America Race Again

Reviewed Apr 16, 2024

The year 2050 the planet has become overpopulated, to help control population the government develops a race. The Death Race. Annually competitors race across the country scoring points for killing people with their vehicles. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction

The Last Boy Scout

Be Prepared… to be offended

Reviewed Apr 12, 2024

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the city of broken dreams, a stripper is murdered. Now, the private detective she had hired and her ex-footballer boyfriend are going to find her murderer... if they don't kill each other first. But the more they dig, the deeper they become enmeshed in a web of extortion, blackmail and corrupt politics hidden beneath the surface of professional football. Genres: Action, Thriller

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Death Race 2000

Road Kill Bill 

Reviewed Apr 9, 2024

In a boorish future, the government sponsors a popular, but bloody, cross-country race in which points are scored by mowing down pedestrians. Five teams, each comprised of a male and female, compete using cars equipped with deadly weapons. Frankenstein, the mysterious returning champion, has become America's hero, but this time he has a passenger from the underground resistance. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction

Your Name.

When you wish upon a star… makes a BIG difference where...

Reviewed Apr 5, 2024

High schoolers Mitsuha and Taki are complete strangers living separate lives. But one night, they suddenly switch places. Mitsuha wakes up in Taki’s body, and he in hers. This bizarre occurrence continues to happen randomly, and the two must adjust their lives around each other. Genres: Animation, Drama, Romance

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

How many licked Titans does it take to get to the center ...

Reviewed Apr 2, 2024

Following their explosive showdown, Godzilla and Kong must reunite against a colossal undiscovered threat hidden within our world, challenging their very existence – and our own. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Actually, the A/C repair man is who I’m gonna call

Reviewed Mar 29, 2024

The Spengler family returns to where it all started - the iconic New York City firehouse - to team up with the original Ghostbusters, who've developed a top-secret research lab to take busting ghosts to the next level. But when the discovery of an ancient artifact unleashes an evil force, Ghostbusters new and old must join forces to protect their home and save the world from a second Ice Age. Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Dune: Part Two

Call Me By Your Mouse

Reviewed Mar 26, 2024

Follow the mythic journey of Paul Atreides as he unites with Chani and the Fremen while on a path of revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the known universe, Paul endeavors to prevent a terrible future only he can foresee. Genres: Adventure, Science Fiction

Drive

Everything Ken wasn’t allowed to do in the pink Corvette

Reviewed Mar 22, 2024

Driver is a skilled Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver for criminals. Though he projects an icy exterior, lately he's been warming up to a pretty neighbor named Irene and her young son, Benicio. When Irene's husband gets out of jail, he enlists Driver's help in a million-dollar heist. The job goes horribly wrong, and Driver must risk his life to protect Irene and Benicio from the vengeful masterminds behind the robbery. Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller

Popeye Doyle

NYPD Blue Balls 

Reviewed Mar 19, 2024

While Popeye Doyle is investigating what appears to be a very simple drug overdose, he becomes involved in international intrigue. The Mosad and various other foreign diplomatic figures turn up everywhere he goes. The drug overdose becomes a very involved murder case. Genres: Crime, Thriller, TV Movie

The Driver

Love Means Never Having To Say “Slow Down, Dammit”

Reviewed Mar 15, 2024

The Driver specializes in driving getaway cars for robberies. His exceptional talent has prevented him from being caught yet. After another successful flight from the police a self-assured detective makes it his primary goal to catch the Driver. He promises pardons to a gang if they help to convict him in a set-up robbery. The Driver seeks help from The Player to mislead the detective. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

French Connection II

He’s strong til the finish, cause he eats his spinach (...

Reviewed Mar 12, 2024

"Popeye" Doyle travels to Marseilles to find Alain Charnier, the drug smuggler that eluded him in New York. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

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Tango & Cash

“The Greatest Movie Ever Made!” 

Reviewed Mar 8, 2024

Ray Tango and Gabriel Cash are two successful narcotics detectives who can't stand each other. Crime lord Yves Perret, furious at the loss of income they have caused him, plots an elaborate revenge against them. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller

The French Connection

Sadly, not the same Frog who hooked you up with a Rainbow...

Reviewed Mar 5, 2024

Tough narcotics detective 'Popeye' Doyle is in hot pursuit of a suave French drug dealer who may be the key to a huge heroin-smuggling operation. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Turner & Hooch

The Original Paw Patrol

Reviewed Mar 1, 2024

Detective Scott Turner has three days left in the local police department before he moves to a bigger city to get some 'real' cases—not just misdemeanors. When Amos Reed is murdered, Scott sets himself on the case, but the closest thing to a witness to the murder is Reed's dog, Hooch, which Scott has to take care of—to avoid Hooch being 'put to sleep'. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Family, Thriller

R U Invited?

Closing Time

Reviewed Feb 27, 2024

Five friends receive invitations to an underground sex party. However, to qualify for attendance each invitee must submit revealing photos as a "screening" process." As the party draws near, issues of monogamy, weight & appearance, discrimination, drug use, and promiscuity arise. Friendships are tested and pushed to their boundaries, personalities collide, sexual histories are revealed, and relationship survival is in question. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance

Another Stakeout

What About Mob? 

Reviewed Feb 23, 2024

A pair of immature detectives are joined by a pesky assistant district attorney in staking out a lakeside home where an important Mafia trial witness is believed to be heading. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime

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Madame Web

Insects & The City

Reviewed Feb 20, 2024

Forced to confront revelations about her past, paramedic Cassandra Webb forges a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures...if they can all survive a deadly present. Genres: Action, Fantasy

Stakeout

Close Encounters of the Perv Kind

Reviewed Feb 16, 2024

Two detectives observe an escaped convict's ex-girlfriend, but complications set in when one of them falls for her. Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance

Disturbia

The Kingdom of the Club Girl Skulls

Reviewed Feb 13, 2024

Kale has a life most teenagers would envy. He spends his days endlessly playing video games, surfing the net, eating junk food and watching cable. He has complete free reign of the house, and a beautiful young hottie named Ashley has just moved in next door. There’s only one problem—he’s not allowed to leave the house. Kale’s under court-ordered house arrest for three months, and if he takes one step beyond a 100-foot perimeter of the house, his next confinement will be in a real prison. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Running Scared

Windy City Slickers

Reviewed Feb 9, 2024

Two street-wise Chicago cops have to shake off some rust after returning from a Key West vacation to pursue a drug dealer that nearly killed them in the past. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller

Body Double

DePalma Does Hollywood

Reviewed Feb 6, 2024

After losing an acting role and his girlfriend, Jake Scully finally catches a break: he gets offered a gig house-sitting in the Hollywood Hills. While peering through the beautiful home's telescope one night, he spies a gorgeous woman dancing in her window. But when he witnesses the girl's murder, it leads Scully through the netherworld of the adult entertainment industry on a search for answers—with porn actress Holly Body as his guide. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Thriller