Movie Review Archives

The Abyss

Keep your pantyhose on.

Reviewed Sep 6, 2019

A civilian oil rig crew is recruited to conduct a search and rescue effort when a nuclear submarine mysteriously sinks. One diver soon finds himself on a spectacular odyssey 25,000 feet below the ocean's surface where he confronts a mysterious force that has the power to change the world or destroy it. Genres: Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

It

You mean that wasn’t a washed up Boy George hanging out...

Reviewed Sep 3, 2019

In a small town in Maine, seven children known as The Losers Club come face to face with life problems, bullies and a monster that takes the shape of a clown called Pennywise. Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller

sex, lies, and videotape

You should never take movie recommendations from someone ...

Reviewed Aug 30, 2019

Ann, a frustrated wife, enters into counseling due to a troubled marriage. Unbeknownst to her, her husband John has begun an affair with her sister. When John’s best friend Graham arrives, his penchant for interviewing women about their sex lives forever changes John and Ann’s rocky marriage. Genres: Drama

It

It’s IT! (What is IT?)

Reviewed Aug 27, 2019

In 1960, seven outcast kids known as "The Losers' Club" fight against an ancient shape-shifting alien who poses as a child-killing clown, while also dealing with bullies and abusive parents. Thirty years later, they reunite to stop the creature once and for all when it returns to their hometown. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Parenthood

When you donate for a show, and the laughter starts to fl...

Reviewed Aug 23, 2019

The story of the Buckman family and friends, attempting to bring up their children. They suffer/enjoy all the events that occur: estranged relatives, the 'black sheep' of the family, the eccentrics, the skeletons in the closet, and the rebellious teenagers. Genres: Comedy, Drama

The Angry Birds Movie 2

That got dark quick 

Reviewed Aug 20, 2019

Red, Chuck, Bomb and the rest of their feathered friends are surprised when a green pig suggests that they put aside their differences and unite to fight a common threat. Aggressive birds from an island covered in ice are planning to use an elaborate weapon to destroy the fowl and swine. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

When Harry Met Sally…

I’ll have what Donors are having

Reviewed Aug 16, 2019

Sex always gets in the way of friendships between men and women. At least, that's what Harry Burns believes. So when Harry meets Sally Albright and a deep friendship blossoms between them, Harry's determined not to let his attraction to Sally destroy it. But when a night of weakness ends in a morning of panic, can the pair avoid succumbing to Harry's fears by remaining friends and admitting they just might be the perfect match for each other? Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance

The Kitchen

Closed on Mondays. Watch your step!

Reviewed Aug 13, 2019

The mobster husbands of three 1978 Hell's Kitchen housewives are sent to prison by the FBI. Left with little but a sharp ax to grind, the ladies take the Irish mafia's matters into their own hands — proving unexpectedly adept at everything from running the rackets to taking out the competition… literally. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama

Boogie Nights

Got to keep on dancin’... keep on dancin’

Reviewed Aug 9, 2019

In 1977, an idealistic porn producer and his promising protege try to catch up with the end of an era before their never-ending party collides with cold, hard reality. Genres: Comedy, Drama

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

From asshats to assets

Reviewed Aug 6, 2019

Ever since US Diplomatic Security Service Agent Hobbs and lawless outcast Shaw first faced off, they just have traded smack talk and body blows. But when cyber-genetically enhanced anarchist Brixton's ruthless actions threaten the future of humanity, they join forces to defeat him. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is...

Reviewed Aug 2, 2019

Los Angeles, 1969. TV star Rick Dalton, a struggling actor specializing in westerns, and stuntman Cliff Booth, his best friend, try to survive in a constantly changing movie industry. Dalton is the neighbor of the young and promising actress and model Sharon Tate, who has just married the prestigious Polish director Roman Polanski… Genres: Comedy, Drama, Thriller

The Angry Birds Movie

Video game movies take a tern for the worse!

Reviewed Jul 30, 2019

An island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds or almost entirely. In this paradise, Red, a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck, and the volatile Bomb have always been outsiders. But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it’s up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

Once Upon a Time in America

Let’s Go For A Swim 

Reviewed Jul 26, 2019

A former Prohibition-era Jewish gangster returns to the Lower East Side of Manhattan over thirty years later, where he once again must confront the ghosts and regrets of his old life. Genres: Crime, Drama

Mercy

The Boy Who Cried Death Wolf 

Reviewed Jul 23, 2019

A single mom and her two boys help take care of their grandmother with mystical powers. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Once Upon a Time in the West

♪ She’ll be burying her new family when she comes (wh...

Reviewed Jul 19, 2019

As the railroad builders advance unstoppably through the Arizona desert on their way to the sea, Jill arrives in the small town of Flagstone with the intention of starting a new life. Genres: Drama, Western

The Mist

Where there’s smoke, there’s spiders 

Reviewed Jul 16, 2019

After a violent storm, a dense cloud of mist envelops a small Maine town, trapping David Drayton and his five-year-old son in a local grocery store with other local residents. They soon discover that the mist conceals deadly horrors that threaten their lives, and worse, their sanity. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

Eyes Wide Shut

A doctor’s strange love 

Reviewed Jul 12, 2019

After Dr. Bill Harford's wife, Alice, admits to having sexual fantasies about a man she met, Bill becomes obsessed with having a sexual encounter. He discovers an underground sexual group and attends one of their meetings -- and quickly discovers that he is in over his head. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Don’t think about ghosting Now Playing Podcast!

Reviewed Jul 9, 2019

Peter Parker and his friends go on a summer trip to Europe. However, they will hardly be able to rest - Peter will have to agree to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of creatures that cause natural disasters and destruction throughout the continent. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Slaughterhouse Rulez

Through Slaughter to Immortality!

Reviewed Jul 5, 2019

An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror. Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

Annabelle Comes Home

Miss Me? Miss Me? Miss Me? Miss Me? Miss Me?

Reviewed Jul 2, 2019

Determined to keep Annabelle from wreaking more havoc, demonologists Ed and Lorraine Warren bring the possessed doll to the locked artifacts room in their home, placing her “safely” behind sacred glass and enlisting a priest’s holy blessing. But an unholy night of horror awaits as Annabelle awakens the evil spirits in the room, who all set their sights on a new target—the Warrens' ten-year-old daughter, Judy, and her friends. Genres: Horror

Toy Story 4

The Lost Toys 

Reviewed Jun 30, 2019

Woody has always been confident about his place in the world, devoted to taking care of his kid—whether that's Andy or Bonnie. But after Bonnie creates a reluctant new toy called "Forky", a road trip adventure alongside old and new friends challenges everything Woody believes about loyalty, purpose, and what it truly means to be a toy. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

Child’s Play

Assault & Batteries Included

Reviewed Jun 28, 2019

Karen, a single mother, gifts her son Andy a Buddi doll for his birthday, unaware of its more sinister nature. A contemporary re-imagining of the 1988 horror classic. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

The Curse of La Llorona

Your mama sucks tots to Hell

Reviewed Jun 25, 2019

In 1970s Los Angeles, the legendary ghost La Llorona is stalking the night -- and the children. Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother, a social worker and her own kids are drawn into a frightening supernatural realm. Their only hope of surviving La Llorona's deadly wrath is a disillusioned priest who practices mysticism to keep evil at bay. Genres: Horror

Men in Black: International

Do you really think a black suit is going to solve all yo...

Reviewed Jun 21, 2019

The Men in Black have always protected the Earth from the scum of the universe. In this new adventure, they tackle their biggest, most global threat to date: a mole in the Men in Black organization. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction