Movie Review Archives

Ju-On: Black Ghost

All I want for Christmas are my bottom 16 teeth

Reviewed Dec 29, 2019

The supernatural grudge manifests itself by way of a strange cyst growing in the body of a young woman, slowly draining all life from her in revenge for... what? Genres: Fantasy, Horror

Ju-On: White Ghost

All I want for Christmas are my bottom 16 teeth 

Reviewed Dec 27, 2019

An apparitions of a young schoolgirl in a yellow rain hat, a family massacre, and a law student's suicide after he fails his bar exam are linked by the ominous recordings discovered on an audio cassette. Genres: Fantasy, Horror

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

You can call me Rey. Or you can call me cray cray. Or you...

Reviewed Dec 24, 2019

The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once again as the journey of Rey, Finn and Poe Dameron continues. With the power and knowledge of generations behind them, the final battle begins. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Brown Arrow

Flash Gordon

We’re going to empty your mind as we might empty your p...

Reviewed Dec 20, 2019

A football player and his mates travel to the planet Mongo and find themselves fighting the tyranny of Ming the Merciless to save Earth. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Black Christmas

Slayed belles scream (are you listening?)

Reviewed Dec 17, 2019

A group of sorority pledges are stalked by a stranger during their Christmas break. That is until the young women discover that the killer is part of an underground campus conspiracy. Genres: Horror, Mystery

The Irishman

Donors get the luck of The Irishman

Reviewed Dec 13, 2019

Pennsylvania, 1956. Frank Sheeran, a war veteran of Irish origin who works as a truck driver, accidentally meets mobster Russell Bufalino. Once Frank becomes his trusted man, Bufalino sends him to Chicago with the task of helping Jimmy Hoffa, a powerful union leader related to organized crime, with whom Frank will maintain a close friendship for nearly twenty years. Genres: Crime, Drama, History

The Son of Kong

Like father, like son (like Hell!)

Reviewed Dec 10, 2019

Beleaguered adventurer Carl Denham returns to the island where he found King Kong. Genres: Action, Adventure, Family, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Grudge 3

The one time you can’t blame R. Kelly for a woman getti...

Reviewed Dec 6, 2019

Jake Kimble, the sole survivor of the Chicago massacre, is killed while in solitary confinement. His doctor begins investigating the claims he made about a long-haired woman in white, as a mysterious Japanese woman arrives at his old apartment building to help them get rid of the curse. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

King Kong

No chains will ever hold THIS!

Reviewed Dec 3, 2019

Adventurous filmmaker Carl Denham sets out to produce a motion picture unlike anything the world has seen before. Alongside his leading lady Ann Darrow and his first mate Jack Driscoll, they arrive on an island and discover a legendary creature said to be neither beast nor man. Denham captures the monster to be displayed on Broadway as King Kong, the eighth wonder of the world. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror

The Grudge 2

I Know What You Did Last Movie

Reviewed Nov 29, 2019

A young woman encounters a malevolent supernatural force while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo, a mean high school prank goes horribly wrong, and strange things begin happening in a Chicago apartment building. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Ratchet & Clank

To obscurity… and beyond!

Reviewed Nov 26, 2019

When the galaxy comes under the threat of a nefarious space captain, a mechanic and his newfound robot ally join an elite squad of combatants to save the universe. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family

The Grudge

Not all handjobs in showers lead to happy endings

Reviewed Nov 22, 2019

An American nurse living and working in Tokyo is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their life and spreading to another victim. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Charlie’s Angels

We went to see Charlie's Angles, so why was Chucky in the...

Reviewed Nov 19, 2019

Elena Houghlin is a scientist, engineer and inventor of Calisto -- a sustainable energy source that will revolutionize the way people use power. It will be ready as soon as she works out the last issue, if not it could be turned into a dangerous weapon. But when the cutting edge technology is pushed to an investor before she can do that, Elena turns to the Townsend Agency for help. Now, it's up to the Angels -- Jane, Sabina, and the newly recruited Elena -- to retrieve Calisto before it can be transformed into a weapon of mass destruction. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Ju-on: The Grudge 2

The house always wins

Reviewed Nov 17, 2019

When the cast and crew of a paranormal TV reality program decide to shoot in the house of the original Saeki hauntings, a series of strange events unfold at the location. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Ju-on: The Grudge

The scariest croak to come out of Japan since Yoko Ono.

Reviewed Nov 15, 2019

When a social worker is sent to check on a traumatized elderly woman whose family have moved in at the site of a notorious murder case, she unwittingly unleashes a cycle of terror that transmits via its victims. Genres: Horror

Doctor Sleep

What’s up Doc?

Reviewed Nov 12, 2019

Still scarred by the trauma he endured as a child at the Overlook Hotel, Dan Torrance faces the ghosts of the past when he meets Abra, a courageous teen who desperately needs his help -- and who possesses a powerful extrasensory ability called the "shine". Genres: Fantasy, Horror

Ju-on: The Curse 2

Proof ghosts love sequels

Reviewed Nov 10, 2019

On his request, the sensitive sister of a real estate agent visits a house he intends to put up for sale, only to cross paths with its resident curse. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Ju-on: The Curse

Ju-Onna tell me what the hell is going on in that house!?

Reviewed Nov 8, 2019

When elementary school teacher Kobayashi investigates the absence of one of his young pupils from the classroom, he finds himself at the doorstep of an anonymous suburban house that harbours a horrible secret, and into which all who enter are doomed. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Terminator: Dark Fate

Come with me if you don’t want to relive McG’s Salvat...

Reviewed Nov 5, 2019

Decades after Sarah Connor prevented Judgment Day, a lethal new Terminator is sent to eliminate the future leader of the resistance. In a fight to save mankind, battle-hardened Sarah Connor teams up with an unexpected ally and an enhanced super soldier to stop the deadliest Terminator yet. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

Badlands

What began in the alleys and backways of a quiet town wil...

Reviewed Nov 1, 2019

An impressionable teenage girl from a dead-end town and her older greaser boyfriend embark on a killing spree in the South Dakota badlands. Genres: Crime, Drama, Romance

3 from Hell

Free the Three (From Hell Podcast)

Reviewed Oct 29, 2019

After barely surviving a furious shootout with the police, Baby Firefly, Otis Driftwood and Captain Spaulding are behind bars. But pure evil cannot be contained. Teaming up with Otis’ half-brother Winslow, the demented Firefly clan escape to unleash a whole new wave of murder, madness and mayhem. Genres: Action, Horror, Thriller, Western

Zombieland: Double Tap

Donate now to join us in the acropolis 

Reviewed Oct 25, 2019

Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family. Genres: Comedy, Horror

Doom: Annihilation

There’s going to be hell to pay for this decision

Reviewed Oct 22, 2019

A group of UAC Marines responds to a distress call from a top-secret scientific base on Phobos, a Martian moon, only to discover it's been overrun by demons. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Zombieland

Time to Nut Up...and Donate!

Reviewed Oct 18, 2019

Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other. Genres: Comedy, Horror