All Movie Reviews

Candyman: Day of the Dead

When all that’s left in the candy dish is Snickers...

Reviewed Jun 19, 2020

Brown Arrow

Escape from L.A.

Nobody walks in LA…

Reviewed Jun 16, 2020

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh

Why give up meat for Lent when you can give up your entir...

Reviewed Jun 12, 2020

Escape from New York

NO! SLEEP!! Til Hartford!!!

Reviewed Jun 9, 2020

Candyman (1992)

♪Who can cut you open... From your groin to gullet? Wit...

Reviewed Jun 5, 2020

The Dark Half

Sometimes the greatest remedy for writer’s block is the...

Reviewed Jun 2, 2020

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

Flat fact: 10 Newbucks gets all your questions answered.

Reviewed May 29, 2020

The Tommyknockers

It's not easy bein' green.

Reviewed May 26, 2020

Born on the Fourth of July

Spend Memorial Day Weekend saluting a patriot

Reviewed May 22, 2020

Contagion

Don't socially distance yourself from this topical movie ...

Reviewed May 19, 2020

Rain Man

Support a great podcast for the price of a candy bar or n...

Reviewed May 15, 2020

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

Cancel the Clorox shots and get me some Bacteria from Hell!

Reviewed May 12, 2020

Cocktail

Coughlin's Law: the bar is always open when you set it re...

Reviewed May 8, 2020

Outbreak

Just when you thought it was safe to head back to the mov...

Reviewed May 5, 2020

The Color of Money

This ain’t pool. This is for bangers.

Reviewed May 1, 2020

Warning Sign

Corn of the Dead

Reviewed Apr 28, 2020

Top Gun

I can see it’s dangerous for you. But if donors trust u...

Reviewed Apr 24, 2020

The Andromeda Strain (1971)

🎝 How do you solve a problem like Andromeda 🎜

Reviewed Apr 21, 2020

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Or How I Stopped Working And Learned to Love Old Movies

Reviewed Apr 17, 2020

The Satan Bug

The Spy Who Vaccinated Me

Reviewed Apr 14, 2020

Legend

Dungeons & Drag Queens

Reviewed Apr 10, 2020

Panic in the Streets

Take an old school remedy for what plagues today’s movi...

Reviewed Apr 7, 2020

All the Right Moves

Cruise! Cruise! He’s our Man! If he can’t do it… ma...

Reviewed Apr 3, 2020

In the Name of the King III

This is hurting my ass.

Reviewed Mar 31, 2020