All Movie Reviews

The Last House on the Left (1972)

One, two... Fred and Krug are coming for you!

Reviewed Sep 11, 2020

The New Mutants

The Fault In Our Bears

Reviewed Sep 8, 2020

Clerks

We hate loiterers, but love an audience. Isn't it ironic?

Reviewed Sep 4, 2020

Bill & Ted Face the Music

Yes Way! 2020 has a brand new theatrical movie to review!

Reviewed Sep 1, 2020

The Dark Crystal

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Because this...

Reviewed Aug 28, 2020

Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey

Station!

Reviewed Aug 25, 2020

Cast Away

The tribe has spoken!

Reviewed Aug 21, 2020

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

"We will have a most triumphant time!"

Reviewed Aug 18, 2020

Deep Blue Sea 3

It's a Sea-Mageddon!

Reviewed Aug 14, 2020

Secret Window

How much is that doggie in the window… oh wait! Nevermind.

Reviewed Aug 11, 2020

Return to Sleepaway Camp

Wet Hot American Slaughter

Reviewed Aug 7, 2020

The Langoliers

Fly The Hungry Skies!

Reviewed Aug 4, 2020

Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor

It’s Garbage Day at Camp Arawak

Reviewed Jul 31, 2020

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

The Reborn Identity

Reviewed Jul 28, 2020

Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

An experiment in sharing, caring, and impairing

Reviewed Jul 24, 2020

The Sum of All Fears

Good Nuke Hunting

Reviewed Jul 21, 2020

Brown Arrow

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

Uncle John is going to hear about this!!!

Reviewed Jul 17, 2020

Clear and Present Danger

Just Say No Recasting

Reviewed Jul 14, 2020

Brown Arrow

Sleepaway Camp

Every day is Friday the 13th at Camp Arawak

Reviewed Jul 10, 2020

Patriot Games

Get off my franchise!

Reviewed Jul 7, 2020

Brown Arrow

Color of Night

50 Shades of Raspberry

Reviewed Jul 3, 2020

The Hunt for Red October

Sonofabitch, I found Red Sonja instead!

Reviewed Jun 30, 2020

Real Genius

Stop playing with yourself and donate!

Reviewed Jun 26, 2020

The Breakfast Club

To celebrate Now Playing Podcast’s 1000th Show… Deten...

Reviewed Jun 23, 2020