Movie Review Archives

The Stand

Baby, Can You Dig The Bland?

Reviewed Feb 23, 2021

In a world mostly wiped out by the plague and embroiled in an elemental struggle between good and evil, the fate of mankind rests on the frail shoulders of the 108-year-old Mother Abagail and a handful of survivors. Their worst nightmares are embodied in a man with a lethal smile and unspeakable powers: Randall Flagg, the Dark Man. Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

White House Down

Flags Of Our Daughters

Reviewed Feb 19, 2021

Capitol Policeman John Cale has just been denied his dream job with the Secret Service protecting President James Sawyer. Not wanting to let down his little girl with the news, he takes her on a tour of the White House, when the complex is overtaken by a heavily armed paramilitary group. Now, with the nation's government falling into chaos and time running out, it's up to Cale to save the president, his daughter, and the country. Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller

Gerald’s Game

50 Shades of Decay

Reviewed Feb 16, 2021

When her husband's sex game goes wrong, Jessie (who is handcuffed to a bed in a remote lake house) faces warped visions, dark secrets and a dire choice. Genres: Horror, Thriller

The Manitou

Rosemary's Afterbirth

Reviewed Feb 12, 2021

A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

Sleepwalkers

Charles is not in charge of anything if he's afraid of pu...

Reviewed Feb 9, 2021

Charles Brady and his mother, Mary, are the last of a dying breed whose needs are not of this world. They are Sleepwalkers - able to stay alive only by feeding on the life-force of the innocent, but destined to roam the earth, avoiding discovery while searching for their next victim. That search takes them to the sleepy little town of Travis, Indiana, where beautiful teenager Tanya Robertson is about to become an unwilling pawn in their nightmarish fight for survival. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

The Omen

Call him a Snowflake at your own peril

Reviewed Feb 5, 2021

A diplomatic couple adopts the son of the devil without knowing it. A remake of the classic horror film of the same name from 1976. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Needful Things

Antiques Horrorshow

Reviewed Feb 2, 2021

A mysterious new shop opens in a small town which always seems to stock the deepest desires of each shopper, with a price far heavier than expected. Genres: Drama, Horror

Omen IV: The Awakening

Let's make a Delia!

Reviewed Jan 29, 2021

Damien Thorn is dead, but his prophecy is reborn in a mysterious girl named Delia, who is adopted by two attorneys. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller, TV Movie

Far Cry

Far Cryyyyyying...over Uwe

Reviewed Jan 26, 2021

Jack Carver, a former member of the Special Forces takes the journalist Valerie Cardinal to an Island to visit her uncle Max who is working in a Military complex on the Island. As they arrive Valerie gets captured by the minions of Doctor Krüger. After the destruction of his boat Jack finds out about the true purpose of the Facilities on the Island, which is the creation of genetic soldiers. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Brown Arrow

The Final Conflict

The 666 Habits of Highly Effective People

Reviewed Jan 22, 2021

Damien Thorn has helped rescue the world from a recession, appearing to be a benign corporate benefactor. When he then becomes U.S. Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Damien fulfills a terrifying biblical prophecy. He also faces his own potential demise as an astronomical event brings about the second coming of Christ. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

BloodRayne: The Third Reich

Schindler's Lust

Reviewed Jan 19, 2021

Rayne fights against the Nazis in Europe during World War II, encountering Ekart Brand, a Nazi leader whose target is to inject Adolf Hitler with Rayne's blood in an attempt to transform him into a dhampir and attain immortality. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror

Damien – Omen II

666teen Candles

Reviewed Jan 15, 2021

Since the sudden and suspicious deaths of his parents, young Damien has been in the charge of his wealthy aunt and uncle and enrolled in a military school. Widely feared to be the Antichrist, he relentlessly plots to seize control of his uncle's business empire — and the world. Genres: Horror, Thriller

BloodRayne II: Deliverance

For A Few Dollars Less

Reviewed Jan 12, 2021

Rayne, a half-human half-vampire warrior, is in the America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Western

The Omen

Now We Are 666

Reviewed Jan 8, 2021

Immediately after their miscarriage, the US diplomat Robert Thorn adopts the newborn Damien without the knowledge of his wife. Yet what he doesn’t know is that their new son is the son of the devil. Genres: Horror, Thriller

BloodRayne

Resident Feeble

Reviewed Jan 5, 2021

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Pumping Iron

A podcast with no weak points.

Reviewed Jan 1, 2021

Amateur and professional bodybuilders prepare for the 1975 Mr. Olympia and Mr. Universe contests as five-time champion Arnold Schwarzenegger defends his Mr. Olympia title against Serge Nubret and the shy young Lou Ferrigno. Genres: Documentary

Wonder Woman 1984

Your wish is granted... 2020 is almost over!

Reviewed Dec 29, 2020

A botched store robbery places Wonder Woman in a global battle against a powerful and mysterious ancient force that puts her powers in jeopardy. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Trading Places

Patronize our podcast this season, or we ain't gonna have...

Reviewed Dec 25, 2020

A snobbish investor and a wily street con-artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires. Genres: Comedy

Tenet

BlacKkKlansman

Reviewed Dec 22, 2020

Armed with only one word - Tenet - and fighting for the survival of the entire world, the Protagonist journeys through a twilight world of international espionage on a mission that will unfold in something beyond real time. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Rosemary’s Baby

Does eating the heart out of a prostitute make someone Sa...

Reviewed Dec 18, 2020

Young Rosemary Woodhouse and her husband Guy move in with a rich couple, who soon take an unusual interest in the Woodhouses' attempts to have a second baby after Rosemary miscarried the first one. Guy soon has unusual success and Rosemary becomes pregnant, but it becomes clear that the two are connected and that the pregnancy may not be all that Rosemary hoped for... Genres: Drama, Mystery

Golden Years

A storyline to make Blanche, Rose, Dorothy and Sophia gre...

Reviewed Dec 15, 2020

When an explosion at a top-secret government lab injures an elderly janitor, no one could have expected the terrifying results. Exposure to mysterious chemicals causes him to undergo a bizarre transformation. He is slowly... incredibly... growing younger every day. Now, a ruthless CIA assassin will stop at nothing to take him prisoner and turn him into a government guinea pig. With his future on the line, the janitor goes on the run with his wife and a feisty female agent. All the while, he continues to transform... into a being with powers that are as deadly as they are unimaginable. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller, TV Movie

Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby

Why can't you be more like your little brother Damien?

Reviewed Dec 11, 2020

Baby Adrian is now all grown up and separated from his mother, wrestling with the occult influences that plague him, and trying to outrun Satan himself. Genres: Horror, TV Movie

Another 48 Hrs.

Roooooxanne! You don't have to give this a red arrow

Reviewed Dec 8, 2020

For the past four years, San Francisco cop Jack Cates has been after an unidentified drug kingpin who calls himself the Ice Man. Jack finds a picture that proves that the Ice Man has put a price on the head of Reggie Hammond, who is scheduled to be released from prison on the next day. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime

Rosemary’s Baby

This is no dream... this podcast is really happening... f...

Reviewed Dec 4, 2020

A young couple, Rosemary and Guy, moves into an infamous New York apartment building, known by frightening legends and mysterious events, with the purpose of starting a family. Genres: Drama, Horror, Thriller