Movie Review Archives

The Strangers: Prey at Night

Tamara always waits half an hour after being stabbed to s...

Reviewed Aug 27, 2021

A family's road trip takes a dangerous turn when they arrive at a secluded mobile home park to stay with some relatives and find it mysteriously deserted. Under the cover of darkness, three masked killers pay them a visit to test the family's every limit as they struggle to survive. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Straw Dogs

Is he researching Stalingrad or the next Home Alone movie?

Reviewed Aug 24, 2021

A young couple moves to a quaint southern town. Soon their perfect getaway turns out to become a living hell when dark secrets and lethal passions spiral out of control. Genres: Drama, Thriller

The Strangers

The night Tamara came home

Reviewed Aug 20, 2021

After a 4 a.m. knock at the door and haunting voices, Kristen McKay and James Hoyt’s remote getaway becomes a psychological night of terror as three masked strangers invade. Now they must go far beyond what they thought themselves capable of if they hope to survive. Genres: Horror

Straw Dogs

No honey, it's just the neighbors dropping by to borrow a...

Reviewed Aug 17, 2021

David Sumner, a mild-mannered academic from the United States, marries Amy, an Englishwoman. In order to escape a hectic stateside lifestyle, David and his wife relocate to the small town in rural Cornwall where Amy was raised. There, David is ostracized by the brutish men of the village, including Amy's old flame, Charlie. Eventually the taunts escalate. Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller

The Conversation

The proof that Shirley was cheating on Laverne

Reviewed Aug 13, 2021

A paranoid, secretive surveillance expert has a crisis of conscience when he suspects that the couple he is spying on will be murdered. Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery

The Suicide Squad

Dumb friends get nom nom podcast!

Reviewed Aug 10, 2021

Supervillains Harley Quinn, Bloodsport, Peacemaker and a collection of nutty cons at Belle Reve prison join the super-secret, super-shady Task Force X as they are dropped off at the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Gone Girl

...or Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married 3

Reviewed Aug 6, 2021

With his wife's disappearance having become the focus of an intense media circus, a man sees the spotlight turned on him when it's suspected that he may not be innocent. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

The Green Knight

Gawain vs Groot

Reviewed Aug 3, 2021

An epic fantasy adventure based on the timeless Arthurian legend, The Green Knight tells the story of Sir Gawain, King Arthur's reckless and headstrong nephew, who embarks on a daring quest to confront the eponymous Green Knight, a gigantic emerald-skinned stranger and tester of men. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

Brown Arrow

Old

From Baywatch to Greywatch

Reviewed Jul 30, 2021

A group of families on a tropical holiday discover that the secluded beach where they are staying is somehow causing them to age rapidly – reducing their entire lives into a single day. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

No Joe!

Reviewed Jul 27, 2021

After saving the life of their heir apparent, tenacious loner Snake Eyes is welcomed into an ancient Japanese clan called the Arashikage where he is taught the ways of the ninja warrior. But, when secrets from his past are revealed, Snake Eyes' honor and allegiance will be tested – even if that means losing the trust of those closest to him. Genres: Action, Adventure

The Girl in the Spider’s Web

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag

Reviewed Jul 23, 2021

After being enlisted to recover a dangerous computer program, hacker Lisbeth Salander and journalist Mikael Blomkvist find themselves caught in a web of spies, cybercriminals and corrupt government officials. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Company of Heroes

Saving Private Ryan some money on special effects

Reviewed Jul 20, 2021

American soldiers lost behind enemy lines during the WWII make a horrific discovery: Hitler has a super bomb in development. Against all odds, they set out to find the scientist in charge of the program who is looking to defect. Genres: Action, Drama, War

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Double Dragon

Reviewed Jul 16, 2021

Disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvist investigates the disappearance of a weary patriarch's niece from 40 years ago. He is aided by the pierced, tattooed, punk computer hacker named Lisbeth Salander. As they work together in the investigation, Blomkvist and Salander uncover immense corruption beyond anything they have ever imagined. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Con Air

Forget Bastille Day--July 14 is Con Air Day!

Reviewed Jul 14, 2021

Newly-paroled former US Army ranger Cameron Poe is headed back to his wife, but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" taking the “worst of the worst” prisoners, a group described as “pure predators”, to a new super-prison. Poe faces impossible odds when the transport plane is skyjacked mid-flight by the most vicious criminals in the country led by the mastermind — genius serial killer Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom, and backed by black militant Diamond Dog and psychopath Billy Bedlam. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Black Widow

This could be a cool way to die.

Reviewed Jul 13, 2021

Natasha Romanoff, also known as Black Widow, confronts the darker parts of her ledger when a dangerous conspiracy with ties to her past arises. Pursued by a force that will stop at nothing to bring her down, Natasha must deal with her history as a spy and the broken relationships left in her wake long before she became an Avenger. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

The Forever Purge

And they all lived Homicidally Ever After...

Reviewed Jul 9, 2021

All the rules are broken as a sect of lawless marauders decides that the annual Purge does not stop at daybreak and instead should never end as they chase a group of immigrants who they want to punish because of their harsh historical past. Genres: Action, Horror, Thriller

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

"Bat Man" and Robbin

Reviewed Jul 6, 2021

Former yakuza underling Kazuma Kiryū has recently been released from prison after a lengthy incarceration and is trying to piece his life together and distance himself from his yakuza past. Unfortunately, Kiryū's problems slowly escalate as he is pursued by a former associate, the baseball-bat-wielding psycho Gorō Majima, who has a grudge to settle with Kiryū. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest

Girlfriend In a Coma

Reviewed Jul 2, 2021

After taking a bullet to the head, Salander is under close supervision in a hospital and is set to face trial for attempted murder on her eventual release. With the help of journalist Mikael Blomkvist and his researchers at Millennium magazine, Salander must prove her innocence. In doing this she plays against powerful enemies and her own past. Genres: Action, Crime, Mystery, Thriller

F9

The Bruise Brothers

Reviewed Jun 29, 2021

Dominic Toretto and his crew battle the most skilled assassin and high-performance driver they've ever encountered: his forsaken brother. Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime

The Girl Who Played with Fire

Open Outlook Express and donate today!

Reviewed Jun 25, 2021

Mikael Blomkvist, publisher of Millennium magazine, has made his living exposing the crooked and corrupt practices of establishment Swedish figures. So when a young journalist approaches him with a meticulously researched thesis about sex trafficking in Sweden and those in high office who abuse underage girls, Blomkvist immediately throws himself into the investigation. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Dead Rising: Endgame

Zane of the Dead

Reviewed Jun 22, 2021

Investigative reporter Chase Carter must stop a secret government conspiracy in the zombie infested quarantine zone of East Mission City. Genres: Action, Horror

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Reviewed Jun 18, 2021

Swedish thriller based on Stieg Larsson's novel about a male journalist and a young female hacker. In the opening of the movie, Mikael Blomkvist, a middle-aged publisher for the magazine Millennium, loses a libel case brought by corrupt Swedish industrialist Hans-Erik Wennerström. Nevertheless, he is hired by Henrik Vanger in order to solve a cold case, the disappearance of Vanger's niece Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Dead Rising: Watchtower

Talk to your doctor if cravings for brains last longer th...

Reviewed Jun 15, 2021

A group of people fight to survive in a zombie infested town. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

The Vanishing

Like you needed another reason to avoid truck stop bathrooms

Reviewed Jun 11, 2021

Rex and Saskia, a young couple in love, are on vacation when they stop at a busy service station. Saskia is abducted in broad daylight and three years pass with no answers or closure surrounding her disappearance. Rex has nearly given up all hope when he suddenly begins receiving letters from her abductor. Genres: Mystery, Thriller