Arnie Carvalho

Bloody Birthday

Did you dismember what these kids wanted as a birthday gift?

Reviewed Sep 26, 2017

In 1970, three children are born at the height of a total eclipse. Due to the sun and moon blocking Saturn, which controls emotions, they have become heartless killers ten years later, and are able to escape detection because of their youthful and innocent facades. A boy and his teenage sister become endangered when they stumble onto the bloody truth. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Patience maketh podcast.

Reviewed Sep 24, 2017

When an attack on the Kingsman headquarters takes place and a new villain rises, Eggsy and Merlin are forced to work together with the American agency known as the Statesman to save the world. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Theatrical Release

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Phantasm

Do you have the balls to support indie podcasting? If so,...

Reviewed Sep 22, 2017

A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber, known only as the Tall Man, who employs a lethal arsenal of unearthly weapons. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Zombie

Death Wish (1974)

Before New York had Giuliani, Paul Kersey was there to cl...

Reviewed Sep 19, 2017

After his wife is murdered by street punks, a pacifistic New York City architect becomes a one-man vigilante squad, prowling the streets for would-be muggers after dark. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release

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Happy Birthday to Me

Find out if we skewer this slasher classic!

Reviewed Sep 12, 2017

Virginia is proud that she belongs to a clique. The best students at a private school. But before her 18th birthday, a gruesome set of murders take place and her friends are the ones who are falling prey. Could it be her? She suffers from blackouts due to a freak accident one year earlier. We soon learn the truth behind her accident and what is going on. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

The Legend of Hell House

This house don't want no short, short man!

Reviewed Sep 8, 2017

A team consisting of a physicist, his wife, a young female psychic, and the only survivor of the previous visit are sent to the notorious Hell House to prove or disprove survival after death. Previous visitors have either been killed or gone mad, and it is up to the team to survive a full week in isolation, and solve the mystery of the Hell House. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Inhumans: The First Chapter

We Don't Like Ike!

Reviewed Sep 5, 2017

An isolated community of superhumans fight to protect themselves. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, TV Movie

Annabelle: Creation

How many demons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Reviewed Aug 15, 2017

Several years after the tragic death of their little girl, a doll maker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into their home, soon becoming the target of the doll maker's possessed creation—Annabelle. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Atomic Blonde

She's Blonde, James Blonde

Reviewed Aug 11, 2017

An undercover MI6 agent is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent and recover a missing list of double agents. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Dark Tower

Can the tower be scaled, or is it just scaled-down?

Reviewed Aug 8, 2017

A boy haunted by visions of a parallel world aids its disillusioned guardian in preventing the destruction of the nexus of universes known as the Dark Tower. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Dunkirk

What's Nolan got in store this time?

Reviewed Aug 1, 2017

The story of the miraculous evacuation of Allied soldiers from Belgium, Britain, Canada and France, who were cut off and surrounded by the German army from the beaches and harbour of Dunkirk between May 26th and June 4th 1940 during World War II. Genres: Action, Drama, Theatrical Release, War

T2 Trainspotting

Get hooked! Choose Now Playing Podcast.

Reviewed Jul 25, 2017

After 20 years abroad, Mark Renton returns to Scotland and reunites with his old friends Sick Boy, Spud and Begbie. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release

Galaxy Quest

Your support allows us to keep producing these "historica...

Reviewed Jul 21, 2017

For four years, the courageous crew of the NSEA Protector — Commander Peter Quincy Taggart, Lieutenant Tawny Madison, and Doctor Lazarus — set off on a thrilling and often dangerous mission in space ... until their series was cancelled! Now, twenty years later, aliens under attack have mistaken the Galaxy Quest television transmissions for "historical documents" and beam up the crew of has-been actors to save the universe. With no script, no director, and no clue, the actors must turn in the performances of their lives. Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Time Travel

Trainspotting

Choose to listen now! Choose Now Playing Podcast!

Reviewed Jul 18, 2017

Heroin addict Mark Renton stumbles through bad ideas and sobriety attempts with his unreliable friends --Sick Boy, Begbie, Spud and Tommy. He also has an underage girlfriend, Diane, along for the ride. After cleaning up and moving from Edinburgh to London, Mark finds he can't escape the life he left behind as Begbie and Sick Boy come knocking. Genres: Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release

War for the Planet of the Apes

The feel-bad blockbuster of the summer

Reviewed Jul 14, 2017

Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel. After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Yes...that's REALLY the poster they went with.

Reviewed Jul 11, 2017

Following the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker, with the help of his mentor Tony Stark, tries to balance his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens, New York City, with fighting crime as his superhero alter ego Spider-Man as a new threat, the Vulture, emerges. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Baby Driver

Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I ...

Reviewed Jul 4, 2017

After being coerced into working for a crime boss, a young getaway driver finds himself taking part in a heist doomed to fail. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release

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Monster Trucks

You can listen to this podcast on a full seat...but you'l...

Reviewed Jun 30, 2017

Tripp is a high school senior with a knack for building trucks who makes an incredible discovery - a gas-guzzling creature named Creech. To protect his mischievous new friend, Tripp hides Creech under the hood of his latest creation, turning it into a real-life super-powered Monster Truck. Together, this unlikely duo with a shared taste for speed team up on a wild and unforgettable journey to reunite Creech with his family. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Transformers: The Last Knight

About Last Knight....

Reviewed Jun 27, 2017

Humans and Transformers are at war. Optimus Prime is gone. The key to saving our future lies buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of Transformers on Earth. Saving our world falls upon the shoulders of an unlikely alliance: Cade Yeager; Bumblebee; an English Lord; and an Oxford Professor. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Bad Boys II

Reviewing Bad Boys 2? Shit just got real...

Reviewed Jun 20, 2017

Detectives Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey of the Miami Narcotics Task Force are tasked with stopping the flow of the drug Ecstasy into Miami. They track the drugs to the whacked-out Cuban drug lord Johnny Tapia, who is also involved in a bloody war with Russian and Haitian mobsters. If that isn't bad enough, there's tension between the two detectives when Marcus discovers that playboy Mike is secretly romancing Marcus’ sister, Syd. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Theatrical Release

Coherence

I think I saw Nicholas Brendan already tell this story in...

Reviewed Jun 16, 2017

Four couples gather for dinner the night a mysterious and powerful comet passes overhead. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Science Fiction, Thriller

Bad Boys

Whatcha gonna do when we review you?

Reviewed Jun 13, 2017

Marcus Burnett is a henpecked family man. Mike Lowrey is a footloose and fancy free ladies' man. Both Miami policemen, they have 72 hours to reclaim a consignment of drugs stolen from under their station's nose. To complicate matters, in order to get the assistance of the sole witness to a murder, they have to pretend to be each other. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Wonder Woman (2017)

If Dr. Poison went to Themyscira would it be the Island o...

Reviewed Jun 6, 2017

An Amazon princess comes to the world of Man in the grips of the First World War to confront the forces of evil and bring an end to human conflict. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Depp looks like he's on 21 Jump Ship

Reviewed Jun 2, 2017

Thrust into an all-new adventure, a down-on-his-luck Capt. Jack Sparrow feels the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost sailors led by his old nemesis, the evil Capt. Salazar, escape from the Devil's Triangle. Jack's only hope of survival lies in seeking out the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it, he must forge an uneasy alliance with a brilliant and beautiful astronomer and a headstrong young man in the British navy. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Theatrical Release