Arnie Carvalho

First Podcast
Snakes on a Plane
August 18, 2006
Most Recent Podcast
Ironheart
July 7, 2026
Total Episodes
1,602
Movie Reviews
1,590
Book Reviews
6
Intermissions
3
Interviews
3

All Episodes

All Movies Books Interviews Intermissions

Postal

I hate video games!

Reviewed Oct 16, 2018
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Thriller, Video Game Movies

The Fog (1980)

What you can't see won't hurt you... it'll kill you--unle...

Reviewed Oct 12, 2018
Strange things begin to occur as a tiny California coastal town prepares to commemorate its centenary. Inanimate objects spring eerily to life; Rev. Malone stumbles upon a dark secret about the town's founding; radio announcer Stevie witnesses a mystical fire; and hitchhiker Elizabeth discovers the mutilated corpse of a fisherman. Then a mysterious iridescent fog descends upon the village, and more people start to die. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

House of the Dead 2

Reload!

Reviewed Oct 2, 2018
At Guesta Verde University, deranged Professor Curien is trying to revive the dead, killing students for the experiment. As such, there's an outbreak of zombies, and the government sends a NSA medical research team, formed by Dr. Alexandra 'Nightingale' Morgan and Lt. Ellis, with a special force leaded by Lt. Dalton, trying to get the zero sample from the first generation zombie. The team has little time to accomplish and depart before missiles are sent to destroy the area. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Thriller, Video Game Movies, Zombie

The Mother of Tears

I can’t take it anymore. I feel like I’m going crazy.

Reviewed Sep 28, 2018
An ancient urn is found in a cemetery outside Rome. Once opened, it triggers a series of violent incidents: robberies, rapes and murders increase dramatically, while several mysterious, evil-looking young women coming from all over the world are gathering in the city. All these events are caused by the return of Mater Lacrimarum, the last of three powerful witches who have been spreading terror and death for centuries. Alone against an army of psychos and demons, Sarah Mandy, an art student who seems to have supernatural abilities of her own, is the only person left to prevent the Mother of Tears from destroying Rome. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

DOA: Dead or Alive

A.K.A. National Lampoon’s Xtreme Venus Vacation

Reviewed Sep 4, 2018
Four beautiful rivals at an invitation-only martial-arts tournament join forces against a sinister threat. Princess Kasumi is an aristocratic warrior trained by martial-arts masters. Tina Armstrong is a wrestling superstar. Helena Douglas is an athlete with a tragic past. Christie Allen earns her keep as a thief and an assassin-for-hire. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Video Game Movies

Tekken 2: Kazuya’s Revenge

“Who IS you?” (and what is you done to this franchise?)

Reviewed Aug 28, 2018
A young man, Kazuya Mishima, wakes up alone in an unfamiliar hotel room without any recollection of who he is or how he got there. He is tormented by flashes of his past and by the face of an ominous stranger. The next thing he knows, Kazuya is ambushed and kidnapped by an underground crime organization and, soon after, turned into a ruthless assassin. During a mission to assassinate a man named Brian Fury, Kazuya finds that his target harbors clues to his true identity. With the help of Fury and a female assassin, Kazuya follows the clues, leading him to the lab of his reoccurring flashbacks. Here, he will finally confront his past and the ominous man of his nightmares - Heihachi Mishima, face the ultimate betrayal, and learn the truth about who, and what, he really is. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Video Game Movies

Tekken

Is being called “The People’s Choice” in 2039 as la...

Reviewed Aug 21, 2018
In the year of 2039, after World Wars destroy much of the civilization as we know it, territories are no longer run by governments, but by corporations; the mightiest of which is the Mishima Zaibatsu. In order to placate the seething masses of this dystopia, Mishima sponsors Tekken, a tournament in which fighters battle until only one is left standing. Genres: Action, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller, Video Game Movies

Warcraft

STOP POKING ME!

Reviewed Aug 14, 2018
The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another. As a portal opens to connect the two worlds, one army faces destruction and the other faces extinction. From opposing sides, two heroes are set on a collision course that will decide the fate of their family, their people, and their home. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies
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Teen Titans GO! To the Movies

Booyah! Our Teen Titans review is online!

Reviewed Aug 7, 2018
All the major DC superheroes are starring in their own films, all but the Teen Titans, so Robin is determined to remedy this situation by getting over his role as a sidekick and becoming a movie star. Thus, with a few madcap ideas and an inspirational song in their hearts, the Teen Titans head to Hollywood to fulfill their dreams. Genres: Action, Animation, Comedy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Time Travel