Arnie Carvalho

First Podcast
Snakes on a Plane
August 18, 2006
Most Recent Podcast
Ironheart
July 7, 2026
Total Episodes
1,602
Movie Reviews
1,590
Book Reviews
6
Intermissions
3
Interviews
3

All Episodes

All Movies Books Interviews Intermissions

Silent Hill

“The Darkness is Coming”

Reviewed Nov 6, 2018
Rose, a desperate mother takes her adopted daughter, Sharon, to the town of Silent Hill in an attempt to cure her of her ailment. After a violent car crash, Sharon disappears and Rose begins a desperate search to get her back. She descends into the center of the twisted reality of a town's terrible secret. Pursued by grotesquely deformed creatures and townspeople stuck in permanent purgatory, Rose begins to uncover the truth behind the apocalyptic disaster that burned the town 30 years earlier. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Children of the Corn: Runaway

“Cut them down, planet the seed, spread the blood, watc...

Reviewed Oct 30, 2018
The plot of Children of the Corn: Runaway follows a young pregnant Ruth who escapes a murderous child cult in a small Midwestern town. She spends the next decade living anonymously in an attempt to spare her son the horrors that she experienced as a child. She lands in the small Oklahoma town, but something is following her. Now, she must confront this evil or lose her child. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

Postal

I hate video games!

Reviewed Oct 16, 2018
The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Thriller, Video Game Movies

The Fog (1980)

What you can't see won't hurt you... it'll kill you--unle...

Reviewed Oct 12, 2018
Strange things begin to occur as a tiny California coastal town prepares to commemorate its centenary. Inanimate objects spring eerily to life; Rev. Malone stumbles upon a dark secret about the town's founding; radio announcer Stevie witnesses a mystical fire; and hitchhiker Elizabeth discovers the mutilated corpse of a fisherman. Then a mysterious iridescent fog descends upon the village, and more people start to die. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

House of the Dead 2

Reload!

Reviewed Oct 2, 2018
At Guesta Verde University, deranged Professor Curien is trying to revive the dead, killing students for the experiment. As such, there's an outbreak of zombies, and the government sends a NSA medical research team, formed by Dr. Alexandra 'Nightingale' Morgan and Lt. Ellis, with a special force leaded by Lt. Dalton, trying to get the zero sample from the first generation zombie. The team has little time to accomplish and depart before missiles are sent to destroy the area. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Thriller, Video Game Movies, Zombie

The Mother of Tears

I can’t take it anymore. I feel like I’m going crazy.

Reviewed Sep 28, 2018
An ancient urn is found in a cemetery outside Rome. Once opened, it triggers a series of violent incidents: robberies, rapes and murders increase dramatically, while several mysterious, evil-looking young women coming from all over the world are gathering in the city. All these events are caused by the return of Mater Lacrimarum, the last of three powerful witches who have been spreading terror and death for centuries. Alone against an army of psychos and demons, Sarah Mandy, an art student who seems to have supernatural abilities of her own, is the only person left to prevent the Mother of Tears from destroying Rome. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

DOA: Dead or Alive

A.K.A. National Lampoon’s Xtreme Venus Vacation

Reviewed Sep 4, 2018
Four beautiful rivals at an invitation-only martial-arts tournament join forces against a sinister threat. Princess Kasumi is an aristocratic warrior trained by martial-arts masters. Tina Armstrong is a wrestling superstar. Helena Douglas is an athlete with a tragic past. Christie Allen earns her keep as a thief and an assassin-for-hire. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Video Game Movies

Tekken 2: Kazuya’s Revenge

“Who IS you?” (and what is you done to this franchise?)

Reviewed Aug 28, 2018
A young man, Kazuya Mishima, wakes up alone in an unfamiliar hotel room without any recollection of who he is or how he got there. He is tormented by flashes of his past and by the face of an ominous stranger. The next thing he knows, Kazuya is ambushed and kidnapped by an underground crime organization and, soon after, turned into a ruthless assassin. During a mission to assassinate a man named Brian Fury, Kazuya finds that his target harbors clues to his true identity. With the help of Fury and a female assassin, Kazuya follows the clues, leading him to the lab of his reoccurring flashbacks. Here, he will finally confront his past and the ominous man of his nightmares - Heihachi Mishima, face the ultimate betrayal, and learn the truth about who, and what, he really is. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Video Game Movies