Arnie Carvalho

The Adventures of Tintin

Keeping up with the Indiana Joneses

Reviewed Jun 30, 2023

Intrepid young reporter, Tintin, and his loyal dog, Snowy, are thrust into a world of high adventure when they discover a ship carrying an explosive secret. As Tintin is drawn into a centuries-old mystery, Ivan Ivanovitch Sakharine suspects him of stealing a priceless treasure. Tintin and Snowy, with the help of salty, cantankerous Captain Haddock and bumbling detectives, Thompson and Thomson, travel half the world, one step ahead of their enemies, as Tintin endeavors to find the Unicorn, a sunken ship that may hold a vast fortune, but also an ancient curse. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Mystery, Theatrical Release

The Fugitive

Presumed Guilty

Reviewed Jun 27, 2023

Wrongfully convicted of murdering his wife and sentenced to death, Richard Kimble escapes from the law in an attempt to find the real killer and clear his name. Genres: Action, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Reef

Bobbing for Aussies

Reviewed Jun 23, 2023

A great white shark hunts the crew of a capsized sailboat along the Great Barrier Reef. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Drama, Horror, Thriller

The Flash (2023)

Bratman Returns

Reviewed Jun 20, 2023

When his attempt to save his family inadvertently alters the future, Barry Allen becomes trapped in a reality in which General Zod has returned and there are no Super Heroes to turn to. In order to save the world that he is in and return to the future that he knows, Barry's only hope is to race for his life. But will making the ultimate sacrifice be enough to reset the universe? Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Time Travel

Open Water

“Fish gotta eat too”

Reviewed Jun 16, 2023

Two divers are left out at sea without a boat. There’s nothing but water for miles, unless they look at what’s underneath them... Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Bumble in the Jungle

Reviewed Jun 13, 2023

When a new threat capable of destroying the entire planet emerges, Optimus Prime and the Autobots must team up with a powerful faction known as the Maximals. With the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, humans Noah and Elena will do whatever it takes to help the Transformers as they engage in the ultimate battle to save Earth. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Boogeyman

Blame It On The Boogie

Reviewed Jun 9, 2023

Still reeling from the tragic death of their mother, a teenage girl and her younger sister find themselves plagued by a sadistic presence in their house and struggle to get their grieving father to pay attention before it’s too late. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

The Spider And The Fly Girl

Reviewed Jun 6, 2023

After reuniting with Gwen Stacy, Brooklyn’s full-time, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is catapulted across the Multiverse, where he encounters the Spider Society, a team of Spider-People charged with protecting the Multiverse's very existence. But when the heroes clash on how to handle a new threat, Miles finds himself pitted against the other Spiders and must set out on his own to save those he loves most. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Dear Evan Hansen

Don’t fall out of the apple tree with anyone else but me.

Reviewed Jun 2, 2023

Evan Hansen, a high schooler with social anxiety, unintentionally gets caught up in a lie after the family of a classmate who committed suicide mistakes one of Hansen’s letters for their son’s suicide note. Genres: Drama, Theatrical Release

The Flash (1990)

Mercury In Retrograde

Reviewed May 30, 2023

A laboratory accident endows a police scientist with the ability to move at superhuman speed which he uses to battle a menacing gang as a superhero. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Romance, Sci-Fi, Superhero, TV Movie

Full Metal Jacket

Too Lively Crew

Reviewed May 26, 2023

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the U.S.-Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue. Genres: Drama, Theatrical Release, War

Fast X

Infiniti War

Reviewed May 23, 2023

Over many missions and against impossible odds, Dom Toretto and his family have outsmarted, out-nerved and outdriven every foe in their path. Now, they confront the most lethal opponent they've ever faced: A terrifying threat emerging from the shadows of the past who's fueled by blood revenge, and who is determined to shatter this family and destroy everything—and everyone—that Dom loves, forever. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Platoon

Natural Born Killers

Reviewed May 19, 2023

As a young and naive recruit in Vietnam, Chris Taylor faces a moral crisis when confronted with the horrors of war and the duality of man. Genres: Action, Drama, Theatrical Release, War

Detention

What happens when you teach Critical Wraith Theory

Reviewed May 16, 2023

In the 1960s, two classmates go looking for their missing friends and teachers, all of whom took part in an illegal book club, only to come face to face with ghosts and deformed monsters that have taken over their school. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Video Game Movies

Piranha 3DD

We Have The Meats!

Reviewed May 12, 2023

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park. Genres: Comedy, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

We Are Groot-ful You Came Back

Reviewed May 9, 2023

Peter Quill, still reeling from the loss of Gamora, must rally his team around him to defend the universe along with protecting one of their own. A mission that, if not completed successfully, could quite possibly lead to the end of the Guardians as we know them. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Piranha 3D

Lake Flaccid

Reviewed May 5, 2023

Each year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria, Arizona explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 residents for the annual Spring Break celebration. But then, an earthquake opens an underwater chasm, releasing an enormous swarm of ancient Piranha that have been dormant for thousands of years, now with a taste for human flesh. This year, there's something more to worry about than the usual hangovers and complaints from locals, a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. Genres: Comedy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Werewolves Within

Oculus Riffs

Reviewed May 2, 2023

When a proposed pipeline creates hostilities between residents of a small town, a newly-arrived forest ranger must keep the peace after a snowstorm confines the townspeople to an old lodge. But when a mysterious creature begins terrorizing the group, their worst tendencies and prejudices rise to the surface, and it is up to the ranger to keep the residents alive, both from each other and the monster which plagues them. Genres: Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Video Game Movies

Evil Dead Rise

Mommie Fiercest

Reviewed Apr 28, 2023

A reunion between two estranged sisters gets cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish version of family imaginable. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Zombie

Tetris

Having a good blockhead for business

Reviewed Apr 25, 2023

In 1988, American video game salesman Henk Rogers discovers the video game Tetris. When he sets out to bring the game to the world, he enters a dangerous web of lies and corruption behind the Iron Curtain. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Drama, History, Thriller, Video Game Movies

Piranha (1995)

Attack of the Clones

Reviewed Apr 21, 2023

Doctor Baines has been conducting genetic experiments on piranhas and has made them virtually unstoppable. Unfortunately, his assistants, Maggie and Paul, accidentally release the hybrids into the Lost River Lake threatening to destroy everyone in their path. Can they prevent the flesh-eating piranhas from escaping into the ocean and spawning? Genres: Horror, TV Movie

Renfield

How to Skin Friends and Influence People

Reviewed Apr 18, 2023

Having grown sick and tired of his centuries as Dracula's lackey, Renfield finds a new lease on life — and maybe even redemption — when he falls for feisty, perennially angry traffic cop Rebecca Quincy. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Vampire’s Kiss

The “Lost It” Boy

Reviewed Apr 14, 2023

A publishing executive is visited and bitten by a vampire and starts exhibiting erratic behavior. He pushes his secretary to extremes as he tries to come to terms with his affliction. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Now You’re Re-playing With Power

Reviewed Apr 11, 2023

While working underground to fix a water main, Brooklyn plumbers—and brothers—Mario and Luigi are transported down a mysterious pipe and wander into a magical new world. But when the brothers are separated, Mario embarks on an epic quest to find Luigi. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies