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Wonder Woman

Welcome to Fantasy Paradise Island!

Reviewed May 23, 2017

A super-hero uses her powers to thwart an international spy ring. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, TV Movie

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Wait...where is Guybrush Threepwood??

Reviewed May 19, 2017

When Jack crosses paths with a woman from his past, he's not sure if it's love...or if she's a ruthless con artist using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Inland Empire

A podcast in trouble

Reviewed May 16, 2017

When actress Nikki Grace gets the lead role in a cursed film, her world becomes more and more surreal, blending realities and ideas of infidelity, reincarnation, and supernatural forces. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Come on...Singapore is nowhere NEAR the Caribbean!

Reviewed May 12, 2017

After losing Captain Jack Sparrow to the locker of Davy Jones, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, and Captain Barbossa journey to the ends of the earth to rescue him. And as the East India Trading Company tightens its grip on the seas under Lord Cutler Beckett—now in control of Davy Jones—the fate of piracy hangs by a thread. Now, they must unite the pirate lords for one final stand. But as loyalties are tested and alliances shift, each must ultimately choose where they stand in the battle for freedom on the high seas. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Grab your Zune and give this show a listen!

Reviewed May 9, 2017

The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Three men podcasting on this Dead Man's Chest - Yo-ho-ho ...

Reviewed May 5, 2017

Captain Jack Sparrow’s got a blood debt to pay: he owes his soul to the legendary Davy Jones, ghastly Ruler of the Ocean Depths. To escape eternal servitude aboard the Flying Dutchman, ever-crafty Jack must track down the still-beating heart of Jones. But he won’t do it alone: Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are drawn back into another one of his perilous quests—assuming they can evade execution for aiding a pirate. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Mulholland Drive

There is no band! This is all...a podcast!

Reviewed May 2, 2017

Blonde Betty Elms has only just arrived in Hollywood to become a movie star when she meets an enigmatic brunette with amnesia. Meanwhile, as the two set off to solve the second woman's identity, filmmaker Adam Kesher runs into ominous trouble while casting his latest project. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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Reviewed Apr 29, 2017

When wily pirate Captain Barbossa seizes Jack Sparrow’s beloved ship, the Black Pearl, and kidnaps the governor’s daughter, Elizabeth Swann, blacksmith Will Turner reluctantly teams up with the unpredictable pirate Jack to rescue her—only to uncover a terrifying curse that turns Barbossa’s crew into the undead. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

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The Fate of the Furious

With a name like Diesel perhaps Vin was always slated to ...

Reviewed Apr 25, 2017

When a mysterious woman seduces Dom into the world of crime and a betrayal of those closest to him, the crew face trials that will test them as never before. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

The Straight Story

The story of the Real Life Lawnmower Man

Reviewed Apr 18, 2017

Retired farmer and widower Alvin Straight learns one day that his distant brother Lyle has suffered a stroke and may not recover. Alvin is determined to make things right with Lyle while he still can, but his brother lives in Wisconsin, while Alvin is stuck in Iowa with no car and no driver's license. He then has the idea of making the trip on his old lawnmower, thus beginning a picturesque and at times deeply spiritual odyssey. Genres: Drama

Lost Highway

The world's best anti-tailgating PSA.

Reviewed Apr 11, 2017

A tormented jazz musician finds himself lost in an enigmatic story involving murder, surveillance, gangsters, doppelgängers, and an impossible transformation inside a prison cell. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Hotel Room

Find out if this Hotel Room is worth checking into.

Reviewed Apr 4, 2017

The lives of several people spanning from 1936 to 1993 are chronicled during their overnight stay at a New York City hotel room. Genres: Drama

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Bob, I want all my garmonbozia (Podcasts and Reviews)

Reviewed Mar 28, 2017

In the questionable town of Deer Meadow, Washington, FBI Agent Desmond inexplicably disappears while hunting for the man who murdered a teen girl. The killer is never apprehended, and, after experiencing dark visions and supernatural encounters, Agent Dale Cooper chillingly predicts that the culprit will claim another life. Meanwhile, in the more cozy town of Twin Peaks, hedonistic beauty Laura Palmer hangs with lowlifes and seems destined for a grisly fate. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery

Dance with the Devil

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Reviewed Mar 21, 2017

She's sexy, shameless and loves taking people to their limit. She's a dangerous young woman who dreams about a jaguar that licks her naked body and sleeps by her side. Her past is bathed in blood and weird passions. Now she's met the man of her wildest dreams. He's dark, tough and mysterious. He likes robbing banks, trafficking in corpses and spicing it all with voodoo rituals. Together, the duo sets off toward Mexico destined to become the most feared outlaws in the continent. Genres: Action, Thriller

Wild at Heart

I'm making my podcast!

Reviewed Mar 14, 2017

Young lovers Sailor and Lula hit the road to start a new life together away from the wrath of Lula’s deranged, disapproving mother, who has hired a team of hitmen to cut the lovers’ surreal honeymoon short. Genres: Crime, Romance, Thriller

Logan

With a cameo opener by Deadpool!

Reviewed Mar 7, 2017

In the near future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing Professor X in a hideout on the Mexican border. But Logan's attempts to hide from the world and his legacy are upended when a young mutant arrives, pursued by dark forces. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction

The Warriors

Patrons....Come out and Listen!

Reviewed Mar 3, 2017

Prominent gang leader Cyrus calls a meeting of New York's gangs to set aside their turf wars and take over the city. At the meeting, a rival leader kills Cyrus, but a Coney Island gang called the Warriors is wrongly blamed for Cyrus' death. Before you know it, the cops and every gangbanger in town is hot on the Warriors' trail. Genres: Action, Thriller

Silver Bullet

Does this King werewolf movie have bite, or does it just ...

Reviewed Feb 28, 2017

The small city of Tarker's Mills is startled by a series of sadistic murders. The population fears the work of a maniac, but sightings of a mysterious, hairy creature soon spread. People lock themselves up at night, but there's one boy who's still outside… Genres: Horror

Twin Peaks

Time for a damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine podcast!

Reviewed Feb 24, 2017

An idiosyncratic FBI agent investigates the murder of a young woman in the even more idiosyncratic town of Twin Peaks. (This standalone version of the series pilot was produced for the European VHS market and has an alternate, closed ending.) Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller

Blue Velvet

You don't know Jack!

Reviewed Feb 21, 2017

The discovery of a severed human ear found in a field leads a young man on an investigation related to a beautiful, mysterious nightclub singer and a group of psychopathic criminals who have kidnapped her child. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Thriller

John Wick: Chapter 2

Proof John Wick is better than The Matrix: Neo needed bul...

Reviewed Feb 14, 2017

John Wick is forced out of retirement by a former associate looking to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild. Bound by a blood oath to aid him, Wick travels to Rome and does battle against some of the world’s most dangerous killers. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

John Wick

It's time for Keanu Reeves' dog day afternoon.

Reviewed Feb 7, 2017

Ex-hitman John Wick comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters that took everything from him. Genres: Action, Thriller

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Maybe Anderson should have read some of the previous chap...

Reviewed Jan 31, 2017

Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice is the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity's final stand against the undead. Now, she must return to where the nightmare began - The Hive in Raccoon City, where the Umbrella Corporation is gathering its forces for a final strike against the only remaining survivors of the apocalypse. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Resident Evil: Retribution

Waiting for a written invitation? Listen now!

Reviewed Jan 24, 2017

The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race’s last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella’s most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven, Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo to New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Aided by new found allies and familiar friends, Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of oblivion. The countdown has begun. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction