Stuart Atkinson

Illumination Entertainment

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Now You’re Playing With Millennials 

Reviewed Apr 7, 2026

Having thwarted Bowser's previous plot to marry Princess Peach, Mario and Luigi now face a fresh threat in Bowser Jr., who is determined to liberate his father from captivity and restore the family legacy. Alongside companions new and old, the brothers travel across the stars to stop the young heir's crusade. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Lake Placid 2

We’re gonna need a bigger budget.

Reviewed Apr 3, 2026

Man-eating crocodiles return to the lake as two males and one aggressive female crocodile, which is protecting her nest, wreak havoc on the locals. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, TV Movie

Lake Placid

Do have a cow, man!  

Reviewed Mar 27, 2026

When a man is eaten alive by an unknown creature, the local Game Warden teams up with a paleontologist from New York to find the beast. Add to the mix an eccentric philanthropist with a penchant for "Crocs", and here we go! This quiet, remote lake is suddenly the focus of an intense search for a crocodile with a taste for live animals...and people! Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon but Not Forgotten

Reviewed Mar 24, 2026

During the reign of the Galactic Empire, former Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi, embarks on a crucial mission to confront allies turned enemies and face the wrath of the Empire. Genres: Action & Adventure, Drama, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, TV Mini-Series

Miracle Mile

The Date After

Reviewed Mar 20, 2026

After 30 years of searching, Harry has finally met the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, before they even have a chance to go on their first date, Harry intercepts some chilling news: WWIII has begun and nuclear missiles will destroy Los Angeles in less than an hour! Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Star Wars: The Acolyte

The Hate U Give Disney Ends All Their Hopes (T.H.U.G. D.E...

Reviewed Mar 17, 2026

A hundred years before the rise of the Empire, the Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic have prospered for centuries without war. During this time, an investigation into a shocking crime spree pits a Jedi Master against a dangerous warrior from his past. Genres: Action & Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, TV Series

Alligator 2: The Mutation

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Sewer

Reviewed Mar 13, 2026

A giant mutated alligator runs riot in a small town after the sewer system washes it into a lake. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

Drama

The Bride!

Speaking In Tongues

Reviewed Mar 10, 2026

A lonely Frankenstein travels to 1930s Chicago to ask groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious to create a companion for him. The two revive a murdered young woman and The Bride is born. But what ensues is beyond what either of them imagined. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Alligator

Ramon In The Dark

Reviewed Mar 6, 2026

A baby alligator is flushed down a toilet and survives by eating discarded lab animals that have been injected with growth hormones. The now gigantic animal escapes the city sewers and goes on a rampage, pursued by a cop and a big-game hunter. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Scream 7

Bring Your Daughter To the Slaughter

Reviewed Mar 3, 2026

When a new Ghostface killer emerges in the quiet town where Sidney Prescott has built a new life, her darkest fears are realized as her daughter becomes the next target. Determined to protect her family, Sidney must face the horrors of her past to put an end to the bloodshed once and for all. Genres: Crime, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Poor Things

Franken-Stone

Reviewed Feb 27, 2026

Brought back to life by an unorthodox scientist, a young woman runs off with a lawyer on a whirlwind adventure across the continents. Free from the prejudices of her times, she grows steadfast in her purpose to stand for equality and liberation. Genres: Comedy, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

Raging Ghoul

Reviewed Feb 24, 2026

Victor Frankenstein is a promising young doctor who, devastated by the death of his mother during childbirth, becomes obsessed with bringing the dead back to life. His experiments lead to the creation of a monster, which Frankenstein has put together with the remains of corpses. It's not long before Frankenstein regrets his actions. Genres: Drama, Horror, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Strangers: Chapter 3

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Reviewed Feb 20, 2026

Tethered by a frightening conclusion, Maya and the Strangers are locked on an unavoidable, unforgiving collision course — a showdown that proves they’re far from strangers now. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Bride (1985)

Fleshdance

Reviewed Feb 17, 2026

Doctor Frankenstein creates a mate for his monster, a woman called Eva, who promptly rejects the male creature. In turn, the doctor becomes obsessed with Eva, and tries to make her a perfect Victorian woman. Genres: Drama, Horror, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Strangers: Chapter 2

Die Harder

Reviewed Feb 13, 2026

When The Strangers learn that one of their victims, Maya, is still alive, they return to finish what they’ve started. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Dracula

Vlad The Impersonator

Reviewed Feb 10, 2026

In late 15th-century Eastern Europe, Prince Vlad II’s bride is brutally murdered. As a result, he renounces God and damns Heaven itself. Cursed with eternal life, Vlad is reborn as Dracula, an immortal warlord who defies fate in a blood-soaked crusade to wrench his lost love back from death. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Romance, Theatrical Release

The Strangers: Chapter 1

Tamara ain’t here because she already saw this movie

Reviewed Feb 6, 2026

After their car breaks down in an eerie small town, a young couple are forced to spend the night in a remote cabin. Panic ensues as they are terrorized by three masked strangers who strike with no mercy and seemingly no motives. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Fatal Frame

Never Been Kissed

Reviewed Feb 3, 2026

High school student Aya Tsukimori becomes cursed and is unable to leave her school dormitory. Meanwhile, many students begin reporting ghost sightings at the school, while others go missing and are later discovered to have drowned mysteriously. Soon, Aya attempts to communicate with fellow student Michi Kazato, who begins investigating the disappearances of her friends. Genres: Drama, Horror, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

The Fencer

Mr Stalin's Opus

Reviewed Jan 30, 2026

Fleeing from the Russian secret police, a young Estonian fencer is forced to return to his homeland, where he becomes a physical education teacher at a local school. The past however catches up and puts him in front of a difficult choice. Genres: Drama, History, Theatrical Release

Return to Silent Hill

There’s Something About Mary

Reviewed Jan 27, 2026

When James receives a mysterious letter from his lost love Mary, he is drawn to Silent Hill—a once-familiar town now consumed by darkness. As he searches for her, James faces monstrous creatures and unravels a terrifying truth that will push him to the edge of his sanity. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Hungry Like The Wolf 

Reviewed Jan 23, 2026

Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship - with consequences that could change the world as they know it - and Spike's encounter with Jimmy Crystal becomes a nightmare he can't escape. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Zombie

Darkman III: Die Darkman Die

I’ve Got 99 Minutes And My Bitch Face Runs

Reviewed Jan 20, 2026

Darkman, needing money to continue his experiments on synthetic skin, steals a crate of cash from drug lord Peter Rooker... Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

28 Years Later

Brainsplatting

Reviewed Jan 16, 2026

Twenty-eight years after the Rage virus outbreak, Britain remains sealed off from the world. A fortified island community survives in isolation—until a young boy’s journey to the mainland reveals how both the infected and the survivors have evolved. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Zombie

Darkman II: The Return of Durant

Always replace your divots (never your lead actors)

Reviewed Jan 13, 2026

Darkman and Durant return and they hate each other as much as ever. This time, Durant has plans to take over the city's drug trade using high-tech weaponry. Darkman must step in and try to stop Durant once and for all. Genres: Action, Adventure, Direct to Video/Streaming, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller