Horror movies we've reviewed

Bride of Frankenstein

Wedding Crashers

Reviewed Jan 9, 2024

Frankenstein (1931)

The Original Champion Bodybuilder

Reviewed Jan 2, 2024

Thanksgiving

The Town That Dreaded Markdowns

Reviewed Nov 21, 2023

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Choke-E-Cheese and the Riflefire Explosion

Reviewed Oct 31, 2023

The Exorcist: Believer

Trickle Down Regan-omics 

Reviewed Oct 20, 2023

Desperation

Can God be Love if He lets such awful things air on netwo...

Reviewed Oct 17, 2023

Bird Box Barcelona

Blind Faith

Reviewed Oct 13, 2023

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

Sometimes dead is better than straight-to-streaming 

Reviewed Oct 10, 2023

Angel Heart

The Maltese Chicken

Reviewed Oct 6, 2023

Saw X

See saw with a seesaw

Reviewed Oct 3, 2023

The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014)

I Know What You Did Last Century

Reviewed Sep 26, 2023

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

The Texas Trombone Massacre

Reviewed Sep 19, 2023

The Nun II

A Hard Habit To Break

Reviewed Sep 12, 2023

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

As if vampires are the worst thing you’d encounter on a...

Reviewed Aug 18, 2023

Meg 2: The Trench

Jaws vs Jawbreaker

Reviewed Aug 11, 2023

The Meg

Shark, Snark, and Two Smoking Barrels

Reviewed Aug 4, 2023

47 Meters Down: Uncaged

Raiders of the Lost Shark

Reviewed Jul 28, 2023

47 Meters Down

Two Girls, One Cup 

Reviewed Jul 21, 2023

The Shallows

Blue Crunch

Reviewed Jul 14, 2023

Insidious: The Red Door

Paint It Black

Reviewed Jul 11, 2023

The Reef

Bobbing for Aussies

Reviewed Jun 23, 2023

Open Water

“Fish gotta eat too”

Reviewed Jun 16, 2023

The Boogeyman

Blame It On The Boogie

Reviewed Jun 9, 2023

Detention

What happens when you teach Critical Wraith Theory

Reviewed May 16, 2023