John Ortiz

Nobody 2

Nobody Asked for This

Reviewed Aug 19, 2025

Former assassin Hutch Mansell takes his family on a nostalgic vacation to a small-town theme park, only to be pulled back into violence when they clash with a corrupt operator, a crooked sheriff, and a ruthless crime boss. Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller

Blackhat

Malware Vice

Reviewed Apr 11, 2025

Nicholas Hathaway, a furloughed convict, and his American and Chinese partners hunt a high-level cybercrime network from Chicago to Los Angeles to Hong Kong to Jakarta. As Hathaway closes in, the stakes become personal as he discovers that the attack on a Chinese nuclear power plant was just the beginning. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

The Cloverfield Paradox

Blame Mandela Effect if this isn’t as awesome now as it...

Reviewed Nov 13, 2020

Orbiting above a planet on the brink of war, scientists test a device to solve an energy crisis and end up face-to-face with a dark alternate reality. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Science Fiction

Kong: Skull Island

Ape-pocalypse Now

Reviewed Mar 3, 2020

Explore the mysterious and dangerous home of the king of the apes as a team of explorers ventures deep inside the treacherous, primordial island. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Miami Vice

Time is luck (so feel blessed you live in an era without ...

Reviewed Sep 13, 2019

A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida takes a personal turn for undercover detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. Unorthodox Crockett gets involved romantically with the Chinese-Cuban wife of a trafficker of arms and drugs, while Tubbs deals with an assault on those he loves. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Bumblebee

The Last Knight

Reviewed Jan 1, 2019

On the run in the year 1987, Bumblebee finds refuge in a junkyard in a small Californian beach town. Charlie, on the cusp of turning 18 and trying to find her place in the world, discovers Bumblebee, battle-scarred and broken. When Charlie revives him, she quickly learns this is no ordinary yellow VW bug. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Carlito’s Way

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

Reviewed Aug 10, 2018

Free after years in prison, Carlito Brigante intends to give up his criminal ways, but it's not long before the ex-con is sucked back into the New York City underworld. Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller

Fast & Furious 6

Hide the baby oil--we're reviewing Fast & Furious 6!

Reviewed Mar 31, 2015

Hobbs has Dominic and Brian reassemble their crew to take down a team of mercenaries; Dominic unexpectedly gets sidetracked with facing his presumed deceased girlfriend, Letty. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Fast & Furious

Now with the latest in GPS technology!

Reviewed Mar 17, 2015

When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto reignites his feud with agent Brian O'Conner. But as they are forced to confront a shared enemy, Dom and Brian must give in to an uncertain new trust if they hope to outmaneuver him. And the two men will find the best way to get revenge: push the limits of what's possible behind the wheel. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

How cool would it have been if the alien chest-bursted ou...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2010

After a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters and producing countless Alien offspring, a lone Predator arrives to "clean up" the infestation. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller