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I Know Who Killed Me

And you thought Friday was Freaky

Reviewed Jul 26, 2010

An idyllic small town is rocked when Aubrey Fleming, a bright and promising young woman, is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized girl who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real Aubrey Fleming is still in mortal danger. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Inception

All these movies with dreams, and yet still no going to s...

Reviewed Jul 18, 2010

Cobb, a skilled thief who commits corporate espionage by infiltrating the subconscious of his targets is offered a chance to regain his old life as payment for a task considered to be impossible: "inception", the implantation of another person's idea into a target's subconscious. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Predators

Yo, Adrien. Christian Bale called. He wants his Batman vo...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2010

A group of cold-blooded killers find themselves trapped on an alien planet to be hunted by extraterrestrial Predators. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

How cool would it have been if the alien chest-bursted ou...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2010

After a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters and producing countless Alien offspring, a lone Predator arrives to "clean up" the infestation. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

A pyramid under the Antarctic ice sounds like a James Bon...

Reviewed Jun 30, 2010

When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race. Genres: Action, Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction

Predator 2

Arnold isn't available? Then get me Danny Glover!!

Reviewed Jun 24, 2010

A police chief in the war-torn streets of Los Angeles discovers that an extraterrestrial creature is hunting down residents - and that he is the next target. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Predator

Starring...Rich Little as the Predator!

Reviewed Jun 18, 2010

A team of elite commandos on a secret mission in a Central American jungle come to find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Karate Kid

Let that be a lesson to you kids - always hang up your ja...

Reviewed Jun 12, 2010

12-year-old Dre Parker could've been the most popular kid in Detroit, but his mother's latest career move has landed him in China. Dre immediately falls for his classmate Mei Ying but the cultural differences make such a friendship impossible. Even worse, Dre's feelings make him an enemy of the class bully, Cheng. With no friends in a strange land, Dre has nowhere to turn but maintenance man Mr. Han, who is a kung fu master. As Han teaches Dre that kung fu is not about punches and parries, but maturity and calm, Dre realizes that facing down the bullies will be the fight of his life. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family

The Next Karate Kid

Repeat after me - the sun is warm, the grass is green.

Reviewed Jun 4, 2010

Mr. Miyagi decides to take Julie, a troubled teenager, under his wing after he learns that she blames herself for her parents' demise and struggles to adjust with her grandmother and fellow pupils. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family

The Karate Kid Part III

We will never be able to think about Mac and Cheese the s...

Reviewed May 28, 2010

Despondent over the closing of his karate school, Cobra Kai teacher John Kreese joins a ruthless businessman and martial artist to get revenge on Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family

The Karate Kid Part II

Some drunk people think the drum technique is a great dan...

Reviewed May 21, 2010

Summoned by his dying father, Miyagi returns to his homeland of Okinawa, with Daniel, after a 40-year exile. There he must confront Yukie, the love of his youth, and Sato, his former best friend turned vengeful rival. Sato is bent on a fight to the death, even if it means the destruction of their village. Daniel finds his own love in Yukia's niece, Kumiko, and his own enemy in Sato's nephew, the vicious Chozen. Now, far away from the tournaments, cheering crowds and safety of home, Daniel will face his greatest challenge ever when the cost of honor is life itself. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Romance

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

I doubt this is actually 100% Medically Accurate, but I c...

Reviewed May 19, 2010

During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree road trip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon, who has a very disturbed vision. Genres: Horror

The Karate Kid

Fear does not exist on this podcast! Pain does not exist ...

Reviewed May 14, 2010

New Jersey teen Daniel LaRusso moves to Los Angeles with his mother, and soon strikes up a relationship with Ali. He quickly finds himself the target of bullying by a group of thugs, led by Ali's ex-boyfriend Johnny, who study karate at the Cobra Kai dojo under ruthless sensei John Kreese. Fortunately, Daniel befriends Mr. Miyagi, an unassuming repairman who just happens to be a martial arts master himself. Miyagi takes Daniel under his wing, training him in a more compassionate form of karate for self-defense and, later, preparing him to compete against the brutal Cobra Kai. Genres: Action, Drama, Family

Iron Man 2

Stop! Hammer time!

Reviewed May 13, 2010

With the world now aware of his dual life as the armored superhero Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark faces pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military. Unwilling to let go of his invention, Stark, with Pepper Potts and James 'Rhodey' Rhodes at his side, must forge new alliances – and confront powerful enemies. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Why are you wearing headphones? You haven't downloaded us...

Reviewed May 1, 2010

Teenagers Nancy, Quentin, Kris, Jesse and Dean are all neighborhood friends who begin having the same dream of a horribly disfigured man who wears a tattered sweater and a glove made of knives. The man terrorizes them in their dreams, and the only escape is to wake up. But when, one by one, they start dying violently, the friends realize that what happens in the dream world is real, and the only way to stay alive is to stay awake. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Freddy vs. Jason

The movie so nice we reviewed it twice!

Reviewed Apr 23, 2010

Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too. Genres: Horror

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare

Doesn't Wes Craven realize the trail of breadcrumbs got H...

Reviewed Apr 16, 2010

A demonic force has chosen Freddy Krueger as its portal to the real world. Can Heather Langenkamp play the part of Nancy one last time and trap the evil trying to enter our world? Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Mystery

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Now, wait a minute...hasn't Freddy been dead this entire ...

Reviewed Apr 9, 2010

Just when you thought it was safe to sleep, Freddy Krueger returns in this sixth installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street films, as psychologist Maggie Burroughs, tormented by recurring nightmares, meets a patient with the same horrific dreams. Their quest for answers leads to a certain house on Elm Street -- where the nightmares become reality. Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

Good to see Quato is getting some work

Reviewed Apr 2, 2010

The pregnant Alice finds Freddy Krueger striking through the sleeping mind of her unborn child, hoping to be reborn into the real world. Genres: Horror, Thriller

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

I wonder if the Roach Motel was a brokered product placem...

Reviewed Mar 26, 2010

Freddy Krueger returns once again to terrorize the dreams of the remaining Dream Warriors, as well as those of a young woman who may be able to defeat him for good. Genres: Horror, Thriller

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

The only thing that can defeat Freddy is a good mix of ha...

Reviewed Mar 19, 2010

A psychiatrist, familiar with the knife-wielding dream demon Freddy Krueger, helps teens at a mental hospital battle the killer who is invading their dreams. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Revenge? Really? Seems more like a return or a reprisal...

Reviewed Mar 12, 2010

A teenage boy is haunted in his dreams by deceased child murderer Freddy Krueger, who is out to possess him in order to continue his reign of terror in the real world. Genres: Horror

A Nightmare on Elm Street

We're your boyfriends now, Nancy!

Reviewed Mar 5, 2010

Teenagers in a small town are dropping like flies, apparently in the grip of mass hysteria causing their suicides. A cop's daughter, Nancy Thompson, traces the cause to child molester Fred Krueger, who was burned alive by angry parents many years before. Krueger has now come back in the dreams of his killers' children, claiming their lives as his revenge. Nancy and her boyfriend, Glen, must devise a plan to lure the monster out of the realm of nightmares and into the real world... Genres: Horror

Shutter Island

Shutter Island? Whaddya wanna go theah foah?

Reviewed Feb 20, 2010

World War II soldier-turned-U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels investigates the disappearance of a patient from a hospital for the criminally insane, but his efforts are compromised by troubling visions and a mysterious doctor. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller