Movie Review Archives

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Galactus has the munchies and is following a surf dude fo...

Reviewed Jul 26, 2011

The Fantastic Four return to the big screen as a new and all powerful enemy threatens the Earth. The seemingly unstoppable 'Silver Surfer', but all is not what it seems and there are old and new enemies that pose a greater threat than the intrepid superheroes realize. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Final Destination

Wanna go take a listen?

Reviewed Jul 22, 2011

After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Fantastic Four (2005)

Doom's so vain I bet he thinks this podcast's about him.

Reviewed Jul 19, 2011

During a space voyage, four scientists are altered by cosmic rays: Reed Richards gains the ability to stretch his body; Sue Storm can become invisible; Johnny Storm controls fire; and Ben Grimm is turned into a super-strong … thing. Together, these "Fantastic Four" must now thwart the evil plans of Dr. Doom and save the world from certain destruction. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

The Fantastic Four (1994)

Did Avi Arad shout "Flame On!" as he burned the negative?

Reviewed Jul 12, 2011

When dosed with cosmic rays, four intrepid astronauts are given incredible powers. They decide to form a superhero group called the Fantastic Four to fight their arch-enemy, Dr. Doom. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Watch as Michael Bay and co. transform world history!

Reviewed Jul 5, 2011

The Autobots continue to work for NEST, now no longer in secret. But after discovering a strange artifact during a mission in Chernobyl, it becomes apparent to Optimus Prime that the United States government has been less than forthright with them. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Oh robot giiiiiirlfriend

Reviewed Jun 27, 2011

Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Green Lantern

Two guys, a girl, and a magic ring

Reviewed Jun 23, 2011

For centuries, a small but powerful force of warriors called the Green Lantern Corps has sworn to keep intergalactic order. Each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants him superpowers. But when a new enemy called Parallax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of the first human ever recruited. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Transformers

More oil was used on Megan Fox than all the automobiles i...

Reviewed Jun 21, 2011

Young teenager Sam Witwicky becomes involved in the ancient struggle between two extraterrestrial factions of transforming robots – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. Sam holds the clue to unimaginable power and the Decepticons will stop at nothing to retrieve it. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Transformers: The Movie

You're not fooling anyone, Hot Rod. The next screw that f...

Reviewed Jun 14, 2011

The Autobots must stop a colossal planet-consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

X-Men: First Class

Now we gotta cut loose, with nukes!

Reviewed Jun 4, 2011

Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were arch-enemies, they were closest of friends, working together with other mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

After this podcast, we're afraid Stryker is going to try ...

Reviewed May 27, 2011

After seeking to live a normal life, Logan sets out to avenge the death of his girlfriend by undergoing the mutant Weapon X program and becoming Wolverine. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Poltergeist III

The last Legend of Zelda

Reviewed May 24, 2011

Carol Anne has been sent to live with her Aunt and Uncle in an effort to hide her from the clutches of the ghostly Reverend Kane, but he tracks her down and terrorises her in her relatives' appartment in a tall glass building. Will he finally achieve his target and capture Carol Anne again, or will Tangina be able, yet again, to thwart him? Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

X-Men: The Last Stand

Multiple men discuss Multiple Man

Reviewed May 20, 2011

When a cure is found to treat mutations, lines are drawn amongst the X-Men—led by Professor Charles Xavier—and the Brotherhood, a band of powerful mutants organised under Xavier's former ally, Magneto. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Poltergeist II: The Other Side

As the worm turns

Reviewed May 17, 2011

The Freeling family move in with Diane's mother in an effort to escape the trauma and aftermath of Carol Anne's abduction by the Beast. But the Beast is not to be put off so easily and appears in a ghostly apparition as the Reverend Kane, a religious zealot responsible for the deaths of his many followers. His goal is simple - he wants the angelic Carol Anne. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Zombie

X2: X-Men United

Bobby's brother was nominated for Worst Movie Sibling 2003

Reviewed May 13, 2011

Professor Charles Xavier and his team of genetically gifted superheroes face a rising tide of anti-mutant sentiment led by Col. William Stryker. Storm, Wolverine and Jean Grey must join their usual nemeses—Magneto and Mystique—to unhinge Stryker's scheme to exterminate all mutants. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Poltergeist (1982)

The dangers of sitting too close to your TV

Reviewed May 10, 2011

The Freelings' suburban home becomes the center of paranormal activity that opens a portal to the 'other side'. With help, they must cross over to get their daughter back. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

X-Men

The greatest trick Magneto ever pulled was convincing the...

Reviewed May 6, 2011

Two mutants, Rogue and Wolverine, come to a private academy for their kind whose resident superhero team, the X-Men, must oppose a terrorist organization with similar powers. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Generation X

Max Headroom, Ace Ventura, and Freddy Krueger all rolled ...

Reviewed Apr 29, 2011

A group of young mutants--humans with a genetic variation that gives them superpowers and makes them feared by the population at large--begin training at a school for heroes. Their studies are interrupted when they must rescue one of their number from a mad scientist who can enter others' dreams. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Superhero, TV Movie

Deep Blue Sea

The sharks are smarter than the screenwriters

Reviewed Apr 25, 2011

Researchers on the undersea lab Aquatica have genetically altered the brains of captive sharks to develop a cure for Alzheimer's disease. But there's an unexpected side effect: the sharks got smarter, faster, and more dangerous. After a big storm damages their remote research facility, they must fight for their lives. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Scream 4

We don't need friends, we need you to download this podcast!

Reviewed Apr 22, 2011

Ten years after the original Woodsboro murders, one of the survivors returns home to promote their new book about surviving trauma, only for a new Ghostface killer to emerge, targeting a new group of teens. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

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Jaws: The Revenge

Caribbean Shark! Now you're going on a lark! Michael Cain...

Reviewed Apr 19, 2011

After another deadly shark attack, Ellen Brody decides she has had enough of New England's Amity Island and moves to the Caribbean to join her son, Michael, and his family. But a great white shark has followed her there, hungry for more lives. Genres: Adventure, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Scream 3

At least this movie doesn't have John Waters in it

Reviewed Apr 15, 2011

As bodies begin dropping around the Hollywood set of STAB 3, the third film based on the gruesome Woodsboro killings, Sidney and other survivors are once again terrorized by another Ghostface killer. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Jaws 3-D

Lea Thompson's first Enchantment Under the Sea Dance

Reviewed Apr 12, 2011

A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Scream 2

Tori Spelling will not be playing Marjorie in the Now Pla...

Reviewed Apr 8, 2011

Two years after the Woodsboro murders, Sidney Prescott acclimates to college life while someone donning the Ghostface costume begins a new string of killings. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release