Movie Review Archives

The Exorcist

Your mother listens to Podcasts in hell!

Reviewed Sep 9, 2011

When a mysterious entity possesses a young girl, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life. Genres: Drama, Horror

The Golden Child

The podcast is good to keep the yang up!

Reviewed Sep 8, 2011

After a Tibetan boy, the mystical Golden Child, is kidnapped by the evil Sardo Numspa, humankind's fate hangs in the balance. On the other side of the world in Los Angeles, the priestess Kee Nang seeks the Chosen One, who will save the boy from death. When Nang sees social worker Chandler Jarrell on television discussing his ability to find missing children, she solicits his expertise, despite his skepticism over being "chosen." Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Blade II

Lock up your daughters, boys and girls. Now Playing Podca...

Reviewed Sep 6, 2011

Blade forms an uneasy alliance with the vampire council in order to combat the Reapers, who are feeding on vampires. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller

Blade

I guess if you're immortal, cholesterol doesn't matter?

Reviewed Aug 30, 2011

The Daywalker known as "Blade" - a half-vampire, half-mortal man - becomes the protector of humanity against an underground army of vampires. Genres: Action, Horror

Fright Night

You don't need an invitation to download this podcast, so...

Reviewed Aug 23, 2011

A teenager suspects his new neighbour is a vampire. Unable to convince anyone, he tries to enlist the help of a self-proclaimed vampire hunter and magician. Genres: Comedy, Horror

Final Destination 5

The eyes have it!

Reviewed Aug 19, 2011

Death is just as omnipresent as ever, and is unleashed after one man’s premonition saves a group of coworkers from a terrifying suspension bridge collapse. But this group of unsuspecting souls was never supposed to survive, and, in a terrifying race against time, the ill-fated group frantically tries to discover a way to escape Death’s sinister agenda. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Fright Night Part 2

Bowling alley pizza gives us similar convulsions - and we...

Reviewed Aug 16, 2011

After three years of therapy Charley Brewster, now a college student, is convinced that Jerry Dandridge was a serial killer posing as a vampire. But when Regine, a mysterious actress and her entourage move into Peter Vincent's apartment block, the nightmare starts again - and this time it's personal! Genres: Comedy, Horror

The Final Destination

Beware of falling bathtubs

Reviewed Aug 12, 2011

A horrifying premonition saves a young man and his friends from death during a racetrack accident but terrible fates await them nonetheless. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Fright Night

Special Ed

Reviewed Aug 9, 2011

Charley Brewster, a high school student, accidentally discovers the true and creepy nature of Jerry Dandrige, his dashing and enigmatic new neighbor; but no one seems willing to believe him. Genres: Comedy, Horror

Final Destination 3

We will never look at Home Depot the same way again!

Reviewed Aug 5, 2011

High school senior Wendy's premonition of a deadly rollercoaster ride saves her life and a lucky few, but not from death itself — which seeks out those who escaped their fate. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Cowboys & Aliens

Seriously, dude, we're trying to eat...can't you at least...

Reviewed Aug 2, 2011

A stranger stumbles into the desert town of Absolution with no memory of his past and a futuristic shackle around his wrist. With the help of mysterious beauty Ella and the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde, he finds himself leading an unlikely posse of cowboys, outlaws, and Apache warriors against a common enemy from beyond this world in an epic showdown for survival. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller, Western

Final Destination 2

Can we find the pregnant woman now, please?

Reviewed Jul 29, 2011

When Kimberly has a violent premonition of a highway pileup she blocks the freeway, keeping a few others meant to die, safe...Or are they? The survivors mysteriously start dying and it's up to Kimberly to stop it before she's next. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Galactus has the munchies and is following a surf dude fo...

Reviewed Jul 26, 2011

The Fantastic Four return to the big screen as a new and all powerful enemy threatens the Earth. The seemingly unstoppable 'Silver Surfer', but all is not what it seems and there are old and new enemies that pose a greater threat than the intrepid superheroes realize. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Final Destination

Wanna go take a listen?

Reviewed Jul 22, 2011

After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one. Genres: Horror

Fantastic Four

Doom's so vain I bet he thinks this podcast's about him.

Reviewed Jul 19, 2011

During a space voyage, four scientists are altered by cosmic rays: Reed Richards gains the ability to stretch his body; Sue Storm can become invisible; Johnny Storm controls fire; and Ben Grimm is turned into a super-strong … thing. Together, these "Fantastic Four" must now thwart the evil plans of Dr. Doom and save the world from certain destruction. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Science Fiction

The Fantastic Four

Did Avi Arad shout "Flame On!" as he burned the negative?

Reviewed Jul 12, 2011

When dosed with cosmic rays, four intrepid astronauts are given incredible powers. They decide to form a superhero group called the Fantastic Four to fight their arch-enemy, Dr. Doom. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Watch as Michael Bay and co. transform world history!

Reviewed Jul 5, 2011

The Autobots continue to work for NEST, now no longer in secret. But after discovering a strange artifact during a mission in Chernobyl, it becomes apparent to Optimus Prime that the United States government has been less than forthright with them. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Oh robot giiiiiirlfriend

Reviewed Jun 27, 2011

Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Green Lantern

Two guys, a girl, and a magic ring

Reviewed Jun 23, 2011

For centuries, a small but powerful force of warriors called the Green Lantern Corps has sworn to keep intergalactic order. Each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants him superpowers. But when a new enemy called Parallax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of the first human ever recruited. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Transformers

More oil was used on Megan Fox than all the automobiles i...

Reviewed Jun 21, 2011

Young teenager Sam Witwicky becomes involved in the ancient struggle between two extraterrestrial factions of transforming robots – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. Sam holds the clue to unimaginable power and the Decepticons will stop at nothing to retrieve it. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

The Transformers: The Movie

You're not fooling anyone, Hot Rod. The next screw that f...

Reviewed Jun 14, 2011

The Autobots must stop a colossal planet-consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Science Fiction

X-Men: First Class

Now we gotta cut loose, with nukes!

Reviewed Jun 4, 2011

Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were arch-enemies, they were closest of friends, working together with other mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Brown Arrow

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

After this podcast, we're afraid Stryker is going to try ...

Reviewed May 27, 2011

After seeking to live a normal life after 200 years, Logan sets out to avenge a death by undergoing the mutant Weapon X program and becoming Wolverine. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Poltergeist III

The last Legend of Zelda

Reviewed May 24, 2011

Carol Anne has been sent to live with her Aunt and Uncle in an effort to hide her from the clutches of the ghostly Reverend Kane, but he tracks her down and terrorises her in her relatives' appartment in a tall glass building. Will he finally achieve his target and capture Carol Anne again, or will Tangina be able, yet again, to thwart him? Genres: Horror, Thriller