Jakob Conkling

Midsommar

Dancing Queen

Reviewed Dec 2, 2022

Several friends travel to Sweden to study as anthropologists a summer festival that is held every ninety years in the remote hometown of one of them. What begins as a dream vacation in a place where the sun never sets, gradually turns into a dark nightmare as the mysterious inhabitants invite them to participate in their disturbing festive activities. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery

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The Wicker Man

Death Bee Not Proud

Reviewed Nov 25, 2022

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

The Wicker Tree

“O Glorious Sun, accept our sacrifice that we may be fr...

Reviewed Nov 18, 2022

Gospel singer Beth and her cowboy boyfriend Steve leave Texas to preach door-to-door in Scotland. When, after initial abuse, they are welcomed with joy and elation to Tressock, the border fiefdom of Sir Lachlan Morrison, they're about to learn the real meaning of sacrifice. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Waiting To Impale

Reviewed Nov 15, 2022

Queen Ramonda, Shuri, M’Baku, Okoye and the Dora Milaje fight to protect their nation from intervening world powers in the wake of King T’Challa’s death. As the Wakandans strive to embrace their next chapter, the heroes must band together with the help of War Dog Nakia and Everett Ross and forge a new path for the kingdom of Wakanda. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

The Wicker Man

How’d ya like them apples?

Reviewed Nov 11, 2022

Police sergeant Neil Howie is called to an island village in search of a missing girl whom the locals claim never existed. The investigation is further complicated as Howie’s religious views clash with those of the island’s residents. Genres: Horror

Collateral Damage

He’ll be back…. in inferior Terminator sequels and st...

Reviewed Nov 8, 2022

Firefighter Gordon Brewer is plunged into the complex and dangerous world of international terrorism after he loses his wife and child in a bombing credited to Claudio 'The Wolf' Perrini. Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller

Short Cuts

C*R*A*S*H

Reviewed Nov 4, 2022

Many loosely connected characters cross paths in this film, based on the stories of Raymond Carver. Waitress Doreen Piggot accidentally runs into a boy with her car. Soon after walking away, the child lapses into a coma. While at the hospital, the boy's grandfather tells his son, Howard, about his past affairs. Meanwhile, a baker starts harassing the family when they fail to pick up the boy's birthday cake. Genres: Comedy, Drama

Black Adam

The S stands for Hurt

Reviewed Oct 25, 2022

Nearly 5,000 years after he was bestowed with the almighty powers of the Egyptian gods—and imprisoned just as quickly—Black Adam is freed from his earthly tomb, ready to unleash his unique form of justice on the modern world. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Hellraiser

Hooked On A Feeling

Reviewed Oct 14, 2022

A young woman struggling with addiction comes into possession of an ancient puzzle box, unaware that its purpose is to summon the Cenobites, a group of sadistic supernatural beings from another dimension. Genres: Horror, Thriller

The Ninth Gate

Rosemary’s Bookcase 

Reviewed Sep 23, 2022

A rare book dealer finds himself at the heart of a string of paranormal events when he is hired to find the last two copies of a text, The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, capable of summoning the Devil. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

DC League of Super-Pets

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… It's Paw Patrol?

Reviewed Aug 9, 2022

When Superman and the rest of the Justice League are kidnapped, Krypto the Super-Dog must convince a rag-tag shelter pack - Ace the hound, PB the potbellied pig, Merton the turtle and Chip the squirrel - to master their own newfound powers and help him rescue the superheroes. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Nope

What do you get a chimpanzee for his birthday when he’s...

Reviewed Aug 5, 2022

Residents in a lonely gulch of inland California bear witness to an uncanny, chilling discovery. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

Underdog

Pound puppy

Reviewed Aug 2, 2022

A lab accident gives a beagle named Shoeshine some serious superpowers -- a secret that the dog eventually shares with the young boy who becomes his owner and friend. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Blood, Actually

Reviewed Jul 29, 2022

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Underworld: Blood Wars

Game of Throats

Reviewed Jul 26, 2022

Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Two Men and a Baby

Reviewed Jul 22, 2022

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen's honeymoon phase is abruptly disrupted by betrayals and unforeseen tragedies that endanger their world. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance

Underworld: Awakening

Breaking bones, not Breaking Dawn

Reviewed Jul 19, 2022

Having escaped years of imprisonment, vampire warrioress Selene finds herself in a changed world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species. Now Selene must battle the humans and a frightening new breed of super Lycans to ensure the death dealers' survival. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Adventures in Babysitting

Slip us the cash and we’ll slip you the podcast

Reviewed Jul 15, 2022

When plans with her boyfriend fall through, high school senior Chris Parker ends up babysitting the Anderson kids, Brad and Sara. What should be a quiet night in, however, turns into a series of ridiculous exploits, starting when they leave the house to pick up Chris' friend Brenda. Soon, Brad's buddy Daryl is involved, and the group must contend with car thieves, blues musicians and much more. Genres: Comedy

Thor: Love and Thunder

Double Rainbow

Reviewed Jul 12, 2022

After his retirement is interrupted by Gorr the God Butcher, a galactic killer who seeks the extinction of the gods, Thor Odinson enlists the help of King Valkyrie, Korg, and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, who now wields Mjolnir as the Mighty Thor. Together they embark upon a harrowing cosmic adventure to uncover the mystery of the God Butcher’s vengeance and stop him before it’s too late. Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

 Some Like It Cold

Reviewed Jul 8, 2022

Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob, knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Moon Knight

Egypt’s first superhero… or a Chicago gangsta stuck i...

Reviewed Jul 5, 2022

When Steven Grant, a mild-mannered gift-shop employee, becomes plagued with blackouts and memories of another life, he discovers he has dissociative identity disorder and shares a body with mercenary Marc Spector. As Steven/Marc’s enemies converge upon them, they must navigate their complex identities while thrust into a deadly mystery among the powerful gods of Egypt. Genres: Action & Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Must Love Dogs

Reviewed Jul 1, 2022

Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance

Lightyear

Audiences Not Included

Reviewed Jun 28, 2022

Legendary Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear embarks on an intergalactic adventure alongside a group of ambitious recruits and his robot companion Sox. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Science Fiction

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Twilight

Scent of a Woman

Reviewed Jun 24, 2022

When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire. Despite Edward's repeated cautions, Bella can't stay away from him, a fatal move that endangers her own life. Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Romance