Arnie Carvalho

The Ninth Gate

Rosemary’s Bookcase 

Reviewed Sep 23, 2022

A rare book dealer finds himself at the heart of a string of paranormal events when he is hired to find the last two copies of a text, The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows, capable of summoning the Devil. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

True Lies

Divorce Another Day

Reviewed Sep 20, 2022

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Addams Family Reunion

Sadly The Munsters did not receive their invitation.

Reviewed Sep 16, 2022

The Addams Family goes on a search for their relatives. Gomez and Morticia are horrified to discover that Grandpa and Grandma Addams have a disease that is slowly turning them "normal". The only chance they have of a cure is to find a family member hoping that they know a home remedy. Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Horror, TV Movie

Last Action Hero

… or The First Reality Star?

Reviewed Sep 13, 2022

After his father's death, a young boy finds solace in action movies featuring an indestructible cop. Given a magic ticket by a theater manager, he is transported into the film and teams up with the cop to stop a villain who escapes into the real world. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Addams Family Values

 Last House On The Political Left

Reviewed Sep 9, 2022

Siblings Wednesday and Pugsley Addams will stop at nothing to get rid of Pubert, the new baby boy adored by parents Gomez and Morticia. Things go from bad to worse when the new "black widow" nanny, Debbie Jellinsky, launches her plan to add Fester to her collection of dead husbands. Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Red Heat

Danko For Your Service

Reviewed Sep 6, 2022

A tough Russian policeman is forced to partner up with a cocky Chicago police detective when he is sent to Chicago to apprehend a Georgian drug lord who killed his partner and fled the country. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release

The Addams Family (1991)

Double the Fester, Double the Fun

Reviewed Sep 2, 2022

When a man claiming to be long-lost Uncle Fester reappears after 25 years lost, the family plans a celebration to wake the dead. But the kids barely have time to warm up the electric chair before Morticia begins to suspect Fester is fraud when he can't recall any of the details of Fester's life. Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Raw Deal

You should not drink and act!

Reviewed Aug 30, 2022

Mark Kaminsky is kicked out of the FBI for his rough treatment of a suspect. He winds up as the sheriff of a small town in North Carolina. FBI Chief Harry Shannon, whose son has been killed by a mobster named Patrovina, enlists Kaminsky in a personal vendetta with a promise of reinstatement into the FBI if Patrovina is taken down. To accomplish this, he must go undercover and join Patrovina's gang. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Halloween with the New Addams Family

If this is the new Addams Family why are all the jokes s...

Reviewed Aug 26, 2022

The original TV Addams Family members prepare for Halloween. Genres: Comedy, Halloween, Horror, TV Movie

Brown Arrow

Commando

He’s The Boss

Reviewed Aug 23, 2022

John Matrix, the former leader of a special commando strike force that always got the toughest jobs done, is forced back into action when his young daughter is kidnapped. To find her, Matrix has to fight his way through an array of punks, killers, one of his former commandos, and a fully equipped private army. With the help of a feisty stewardess and an old friend, Matrix has only a few hours to overcome his greatest challenge: finding his daughter before she's killed. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Prey

Lances With Wolves

Reviewed Aug 16, 2022

When danger threatens her camp, the fierce and highly skilled Comanche warrior Naru sets out to protect her people. But the prey she stalks turns out to be a highly evolved alien predator with a technically advanced arsenal. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Science Fiction, Thriller

DC League of Super-Pets

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… It's Paw Patrol?

Reviewed Aug 9, 2022

When Superman and the rest of the Justice League are kidnapped, Krypto the Super-Dog must convince a rag-tag shelter pack - Ace the hound, PB the potbellied pig, Merton the turtle and Chip the squirrel - to master their own newfound powers and help him rescue the superheroes. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Nope

What do you get a chimpanzee for his birthday when he’s...

Reviewed Aug 5, 2022

Residents in a lonely gulch of inland California bear witness to an uncanny, chilling discovery. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Underdog

Pound puppy

Reviewed Aug 2, 2022

A lab accident gives a beagle named Shoeshine some serious superpowers -- a secret that the dog eventually shares with the young boy who becomes his owner and friend. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Blood, Actually

Reviewed Jul 29, 2022

After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance, Theatrical Release

Underworld: Blood Wars

Game of Throats

Reviewed Jul 26, 2022

Vampire death dealer Selene fends off brutal attacks from both the Lycan clan and the Vampire faction that betrayed her. With her only allies, David and his father Thomas, she must stop the eternal war between Lycans and Vampires, even if it means she has to make the ultimate sacrifice. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Two Men and a Baby

Reviewed Jul 22, 2022

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen's honeymoon phase is abruptly disrupted by betrayals and unforeseen tragedies that endanger their world. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance, Theatrical Release

Underworld: Awakening

Breaking bones, not Breaking Dawn

Reviewed Jul 19, 2022

Having escaped years of imprisonment, vampire warrioress Selene finds herself in a changed world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species. Now Selene must battle the humans and a frightening new breed of super Lycans to ensure the death dealers' survival. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Adventures in Babysitting

Slip us the cash and we’ll slip you the podcast

Reviewed Jul 15, 2022

When plans with her boyfriend fall through, high school senior Chris Parker ends up babysitting the Anderson kids, Brad and Sara. What should be a quiet night in, however, turns into a series of ridiculous exploits, starting when they leave the house to pick up Chris' friend Brenda. Soon, Brad's buddy Daryl is involved, and the group must contend with car thieves, blues musicians and much more. Genres: Comedy, Theatrical Release

Thor: Love and Thunder

Double Rainbow

Reviewed Jul 12, 2022

After his retirement is interrupted by Gorr the God Butcher, a galactic killer who seeks the extinction of the gods, Thor Odinson enlists the help of King Valkyrie, Korg, and ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, who now wields Mjolnir as the Mighty Thor. Together they embark upon a harrowing cosmic adventure to uncover the mystery of the God Butcher’s vengeance and stop him before it’s too late. Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Superhero, Theatrical Release

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

 Some Like It Cold

Reviewed Jul 8, 2022

Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob, knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance, Theatrical Release

Moon Knight

Egypt’s first superhero… or a Chicago gangsta stuck i...

Reviewed Jul 5, 2022

When Steven Grant, a mild-mannered gift-shop employee, becomes plagued with blackouts and memories of another life, he discovers he has dissociative identity disorder and shares a body with mercenary Marc Spector. As Steven/Marc’s enemies converge upon them, they must navigate their complex identities while thrust into a deadly mystery among the powerful gods of Egypt. Genres: Action & Adventure, Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Superhero, TV Mini-Series

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Must Love Dogs

Reviewed Jul 1, 2022

Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks. Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance, Theatrical Release

Lightyear

Audiences Not Included

Reviewed Jun 28, 2022

Legendary Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear embarks on an intergalactic adventure alongside a group of ambitious recruits and his robot companion Sox. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Time Travel