Michael Papajohn

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

Kids, the story of how I met your mother includes a drift...

Reviewed May 30, 2025

Years after resigning command of an elite military police unit, the nomadic, righter-of-wrongs Reacher is drawn back into the life he left behind when his friend and successor, Major Susan Turner is framed for espionage. Reacher will stop at nothing to prove her innocence and to expose the real perpetrators behind the killings of his former soldiers. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller

The Last Boy Scout

Be Prepared… to be offended

Reviewed Apr 12, 2024

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the city of broken dreams, a stripper is murdered. Now, the private detective she had hired and her ex-footballer boyfriend are going to find her murderer... if they don't kill each other first. But the more they dig, the deeper they become enmeshed in a web of extortion, blackmail and corrupt politics hidden beneath the surface of professional football. Genres: Action, Thriller

Eraser

Vanessa Williams better hope someone can make her Penthou...

Reviewed Sep 27, 2022

A Witness Protection specialist becomes suspicious of his co-workers when dealing with a case involving high-tech weapons. Genres: Action, Mystery, Thriller

Charlie’s Angels

Is it The Chad? Or is it McG?

Reviewed Oct 1, 2019

The captivating crime-fighting trio who are masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts are back! When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy, the Angels, aided by their loyal sidekick Bosley, set out to bring down the bad guys. But when a terrible secret is revealed, it makes the Angels targets for assassination. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody hawk the dinos...

Reviewed Jun 29, 2018

Three years after Jurassic World was destroyed, Isla Nublar now sits abandoned. When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event. Genres: Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

Jeepers Creepers 3

You don’t have to be a palm reader to know this will en...

Reviewed Jan 19, 2018

Taking place on the last day of the Creeper’s twenty-three-day feeding frenzy, as the skeptical Sergeant Tubbs teams up with a task force hellbent on destroying the Creeper for good. The Creeper fights back in gory glory as its enemies grow closer than ever before to learning the secret of its dark origins. Genres: Horror

The Bourne Legacy

Jeremy Renner is the Bourne loser.

Reviewed Jul 19, 2016

New CIA operative Aaron Cross experiences life-or-death stakes that have been triggered by the previous actions of Jason Bourne. Genres: Action, Thriller

Fantastic Four

I guarantee there are stories about the making of this fi...

Reviewed Aug 11, 2015

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Jurassic World

Can one of the raptors please eat Jimmy Fallon?

Reviewed Jun 19, 2015

Twenty-two years after the events of Jurassic Park, Isla Nublar now features a fully functioning dinosaur theme park, Jurassic World, as originally envisioned by John Hammond. Genres: Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Shakespearean tragedy starring motion-capture monkeys.

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

A group of scientists in San Francisco struggle to stay alive in the aftermath of a plague that is wiping out humanity, while Caesar tries to maintain dominance over his community of intelligent apes. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller

Jonah Hex

Who had dirt on Brolin and Malkovich to make this happen?

Reviewed Mar 12, 2013

Gunslinger Jonah Hex is appointed by President Ulysses Grant to track down terrorist Quentin Turnbull, a former Confederate officer determined on unleashing hell on earth. Jonah not only secures freedom by accepting this task, he also gets revenge on the man who slew his wife and child. Genres: Fantasy, Thriller, Western

Live Free or Die Hard

Downloading this podcast MIGHT JUST set off the C4 hidden...

Reviewed Feb 12, 2013

John McClane is back and badder than ever, and this time he calls on the services of a young hacker in his bid to stop a ring of Internet terrorists intent on taking control of America's computer infrastructure. Genres: Action, Thriller

The Dark Knight Rises

Let the games begin! You have our permission to listen.

Reviewed Jul 23, 2012

Following the death of District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman assumes responsibility for Dent's crimes to protect the late attorney's reputation and is subsequently hunted by the Gotham City Police Department. Eight years later, Batman encounters the mysterious Selina Kyle and the villainous Bane, a new terrorist leader who overwhelms Gotham's finest. The Dark Knight resurfaces to protect a city that has branded him an enemy. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller

The Amazing Spider-Man

No matter what, can we all agree we're glad the first-per...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2012

Peter Parker is an outcast high schooler abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben and Aunt May. Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents' disappearance – leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors, his father's former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors' alter ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Spider-Man 3

Venom ate somebody's brain it appears...

Reviewed Jul 2, 2012

The seemingly invincible Spider-Man goes up against an all-new crop of villains—including the shape-shifting Sandman. While Spider-Man’s superpowers are altered by an alien organism, his alter ego, Peter Parker, deals with nemesis Eddie Brock and also gets caught up in a love triangle. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Spider-Man

Come into my podcast, said the Spider-Man to the fly.

Reviewed Jun 26, 2012

After being bitten by a genetically altered spider at Oscorp, nerdy but endearing high school student Peter Parker is endowed with amazing powers to become the superhero known as Spider-Man. Genres: Action, Science Fiction

Hulk

Hulk flop!

Reviewed Mar 27, 2012

Bruce Banner, a genetics researcher with a tragic past, suffers massive radiation exposure in his laboratory that causes him to transform into a raging green monster when he gets angry. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Oh robot giiiiiirlfriend

Reviewed Jun 27, 2011

Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Brown Arrow

I Know Who Killed Me

And you thought Friday was Freaky

Reviewed Jul 26, 2010

An idyllic small town is rocked when Aubrey Fleming, a bright and promising young woman, is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized girl who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real Aubrey Fleming is still in mortal danger. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Predator 2

Arnold isn't available? Then get me Danny Glover!!

Reviewed Jun 24, 2010

A police chief in the war-torn streets of Los Angeles discovers that an extraterrestrial creature is hunting down residents - and that he is the next target. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Terminator Salvation

If I only had a heart!

Reviewed May 24, 2009

All grown up in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor must lead the resistance of humans against the increasingly dominating militaristic robots. But when Marcus Wright appears, his existence confuses the mission as Connor tries to determine whether Wright has come from the future or the past -- and whether he's friend or foe. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

When playing with your Terminatrix, always remember the s...

Reviewed May 21, 2009

It's been 10 years since John Connor saved Earth from Judgment Day, and he's now living under the radar, steering clear of using anything Skynet can trace. That is, until he encounters T-X, a robotic assassin ordered to finish what T-1000 started. Good thing Connor's former nemesis, the Terminator, is back to aid the now-adult Connor … just like he promised. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Spider-Man 3

Our bad movie sense is tingling!

Reviewed May 4, 2007

The seemingly invincible Spider-Man goes up against an all-new crop of villains—including the shape-shifting Sandman. While Spider-Man’s superpowers are altered by an alien organism, his alter ego, Peter Parker, deals with nemesis Eddie Brock and also gets caught up in a love triangle. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction