Colin Salmon

Nobody 2

Nobody Asked for This

Reviewed Aug 19, 2025

Former assassin Hutch Mansell takes his family on a nostalgic vacation to a small-town theme park, only to be pulled back into violence when they clash with a corrupt operator, a crooked sheriff, and a ruthless crime boss. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Nobody

Nobody Copies John Wick and Gets Away With It

Reviewed Aug 12, 2025

Hutch Mansell, a suburban dad, overlooked husband, nothing neighbor — a "nobody." When two thieves break into his home one night, Hutch's unknown long-simmering rage is ignited and propels him on a brutal path that will uncover dark secrets he fought to leave behind. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

London Has Fallen

Are we sure Harry and Meghan aren't affiliated with the B...

Reviewed Mar 5, 2021

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning discovers a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Resident Evil: Retribution

Waiting for a written invitation? Listen now!

Reviewed Jan 24, 2017

The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race’s last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella’s most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven, Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo to New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Aided by new found allies and familiar friends, Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of oblivion. The countdown has begun. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies, Zombie

Resident Evil

And you thought YOUR office management policies were harsh..

Reviewed Dec 27, 2016

When a virus leaks from a top-secret facility, turning all resident researchers into ravenous zombies and their lab animals into mutated hounds from hell, the government sends in an elite military task force to contain the outbreak. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Zombie

Die Another Day

Don't Jinx it, just listen!

Reviewed Nov 13, 2012

James Bond is sent to investigate the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a diamond mogul, who is funding the development of an international space weapon. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The World Is Not Enough

You know exactly where to put this... On your iPod!

Reviewed Nov 9, 2012

Greed, revenge, world dominance and high-tech terrorism – it's all in a day's work for Bond, who's on a mission to protect a beautiful oil heiress from a notorious terrorist. In a race against time that culminates in a dramatic submarine showdown, Bond works to defuse the international power struggle that has the world's oil supply hanging in the balance. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Tomorrow Never Dies

We'll podcast anything these days

Reviewed Nov 6, 2012

A deranged media mogul is staging international incidents to pit the world's superpowers against each other. Now James Bond must take on this evil mastermind in an adrenaline-charged battle to end his reign of terror and prevent global pandemonium. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Punisher: War Zone

Arnie, Jakob, and Stuart try to piece this one together...

Reviewed Nov 22, 2011

Waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the "Punisher Task Force" hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished. Genres: Action, Crime, Superhero, Theatrical Release

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

A pyramid under the Antarctic ice sounds like a James Bon...

Reviewed Jun 30, 2010

When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race. Genres: Action, Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Punisher: War Zone

The final word on parkour

Reviewed Dec 8, 2008

Waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the "Punisher Task Force" hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished. Genres: Action, Crime, Superhero, Theatrical Release