Movie Review Archives

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Troll

The REAL origin of Harry Potter!

Reviewed Aug 20, 2014

When a family moves into a San Francisco apartment, an opportunistic troll decides to make his move and take possession of little Wendy, thereby paving the way for new troll recruits, the first in his army that will take eventual control of the planet. We soon discover Torok is the ex-husband of Eunice St. Clair, a resident in the building who was married to Torok. Genres: Fantasy, Horror

Children of the Corn

Now Playing Podcast listeners, lend us your ear (of corn)!

Reviewed Aug 19, 2014

A traveling couple end up in an abandoned Nebraska town inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a demon that lives in the local cornfields. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Turtle-Man, Turtle-Man, does whatever a turtle can!

Reviewed Aug 12, 2014

When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction

Guardians of the Galaxy

Aint no podcast like us, but us! So listen now!

Reviewed Aug 4, 2014

Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted, Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

TMNT

You don't have to wait 3,000 years for the stars to align...

Reviewed Jul 29, 2014

After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

It's Cowabunga to the future!

Reviewed Jul 22, 2014

The four turtles travel back in time to the days of the legendary and deadly samurai in ancient Japan, where they train to perfect the art of becoming one. The turtles also assist a small village in an uprising. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Shakespearean tragedy starring motion-capture monkeys.

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

A group of scientists in San Francisco struggle to stay alive in the aftermath of a plague that is wiping out humanity, while Caesar tries to maintain dominance over his community of intelligent apes. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Go podcast! Go podcast! Go! Podcast, podcast, rap!

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last cannister of the ooze that created the Turtles, which Shredder wants to create an army of new mutants. Meanwhile Splinter is coming... to a decision. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Speed Racer

It's not about cars, it's about family...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2014

Speed Racer is a young and brilliant racing driver. When corruption in the racing leagues costs his brother his life, Speed must team up with the police and the mysterious Racer X to bring an end to the corruption and criminal activities. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Major League Podcasting is back in town!

Reviewed Jul 8, 2014

A quartet of humanoid turtles, trained by their mentor in Ninjutsu, must learn to work together to face the menace of Shredder and the Foot Clan. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The first prequel to actually do it right?

Reviewed Jul 4, 2014

A highly intelligent chimpanzee named Caesar has been living a peaceful suburban life ever since he was born. But when he gets taken to a cruel primate facility, Caesar decides to revolt against those who have harmed him. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Marky Mark and the Robo Bunch!

Reviewed Jul 1, 2014

As humanity picks up the pieces after the battle of Chicago, a shadowy group reveals itself in an attempt to control the direction of history…while an ancient, powerful new menace sets Earth in its crosshairs. With help from Cade Yeager, Optimus Prime and the Autobots rise to meet their most fearsome challenge yet. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Planet of the Apes

Marky Mark and the Primate Bunch

Reviewed Jun 27, 2014

After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Thriller

Trucks

Might be time for the junk yard for this franchise...

Reviewed Jun 24, 2014

A group of seemingly humanistic trucks takeover a truck stop and starts killing everything in sight. The remaining townsfolk must band together and come up with a way to murder the inanimate objects, a seemingly difficult task considering the abnormal circumstances. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller, TV Movie

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

The franchise runs out of budget but not ideas.

Reviewed Jun 20, 2014

The fifth and final episode in the Planet of the Apes series. After the collapse of human civilization, a community of intelligent apes led by Caesar lives in harmony with a group of humans. Gorilla General Aldo tries to cause an ape civil war and a community of human mutants who live beneath a destroyed city try to conquer those whom they perceive as enemies. All leading to the finale. Genres: Action, Science Fiction

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Maximum Overdrive

Dirty podcasts done dirt cheap!

Reviewed Jun 17, 2014

When a comet passes close to the earth, machines all over the world come alive and go on homicidal rampages. A group of people at a desolate truck stop are held hostage by a gang of murderous 18-wheelers. The frightened people set out to defeat the killer machines…Or be killed by them. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

The franchise finally bares its teeth

Reviewed Jun 13, 2014

In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, a chimpanzee named Caesar resurfaces after almost twenty years of hiding from the authorities, and prepares for a revolt against humanity. Genres: Action, Science Fiction

2010

Let's all come together and listen together!

Reviewed Jun 10, 2014

While planet Earth poises on the brink of nuclear self-destruction, a team of Russian and American scientists aboard the Leonov hurtles to a rendezvous with the still-orbiting Discovery spacecraft and its sole known survivor, the homicidal computer HAL. Genres: Science Fiction, Thriller

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Apes discover Los Angeles is the real dystopia.

Reviewed Jun 6, 2014

The world is shocked by the appearance of three talking chimpanzees, who arrived mysteriously in a spacecraft. Intrigued by their intelligence, humans use them for research - until the apes attempt to escape. Genres: Action, Science Fiction

2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sorry, Dave but you must listen now!

Reviewed Jun 3, 2014

Humanity finds a mysterious object buried beneath the lunar surface and sets off to find its origins with the help of HAL 9000, the world's most advanced super computer. Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Science Fiction

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Planet of the telepathic cultists???

Reviewed May 30, 2014

The sole survivor of an interplanetary rescue mission lands on the planet of the apes, and uncovers a horrible secret beneath the surface. Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Science Fiction

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone on this rev...

Reviewed May 27, 2014

The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods as they join forces with their younger selves in an epic battle that must change the past – to save our future. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Planet of the Apes

Get your hands on this damn dirty podcast!

Reviewed May 23, 2014

Astronaut Taylor crash lands on a distant planet ruled by apes who use a primitive race of humans for experimentation and sport. Soon Taylor finds himself among the hunted, his life in the hands of a benevolent chimpanzee scientist. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Science Fiction

Godzilla

The OG (Original Godzilla) is back and brand new.

Reviewed May 22, 2014

Ford Brody, a Navy bomb expert, has just reunited with his family in San Francisco when he is forced to go to Japan to help his estranged father, Joe. Soon, both men are swept up in an escalating crisis when an ancient alpha predator arises from the sea to combat malevolent adversaries that threaten the survival of humanity. The creatures leave colossal destruction in their wake, as they make their way toward their final battleground: San Francisco. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction