Justin Kozisek

In the Name of the King 2: Two Worlds

Our hosts really wig out on this one...

Reviewed Mar 24, 2020

Granger, an ex-Special Forces soldier gets thrown back to medieval times to fulfill an ancient prophecy. Venturing through the now war torn Kingdom of Ehb, he teams up with an unlikely band of allies with the goal of slaying the leader of the "Dark Ones". Fighting against all odds, they must free the land from the grasp of the evil tyrant Raven and save the world. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

What kind of joke do the Gods play on me?

Reviewed Mar 17, 2020

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son – two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy

The King of Fighters

So why does my magic earpiece only connect me with KFC?

Reviewed Mar 10, 2020

The surviving members of three legendary fighting clans are whisked away to other dimensions by an evil power. As the fighters enter each new world, they battle that universe's native defenders, while the force that summoned them seeks to find a way to invade and infect our world. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Sonic the Hedgehog

Pop Quiz hot shots… spend eternity on a mushroom planet...

Reviewed Feb 18, 2020

Powered with incredible speed, Sonic The Hedgehog embraces his new home on Earth. That is, until Sonic sparks the attention of super-uncool evil genius Dr. Robotnik. Now it’s super-villain vs. super-sonic in an all-out race across the globe to stop Robotnik from using Sonic’s unique power for world domination. Genres: Action, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Ratchet & Clank

To obscurity… and beyond!

Reviewed Nov 26, 2019

When the galaxy comes under the threat of a nefarious space captain, a mechanic and his newfound robot ally join an elite squad of combatants to save the universe. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family

Doom: Annihilation

There’s going to be hell to pay for this decision

Reviewed Oct 22, 2019

A group of UAC Marines responds to a distress call from a top-secret scientific base on Phobos, a Martian moon, only to discover it's been overrun by demons. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

The Angry Birds Movie 2

That got dark quick 

Reviewed Aug 20, 2019

Red, Chuck, Bomb and the rest of their feathered friends are surprised when a green pig suggests that they put aside their differences and unite to fight a common threat. Aggressive birds from an island covered in ice are planning to use an elaborate weapon to destroy the fowl and swine. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

The Angry Birds Movie

Video game movies take a tern for the worse!

Reviewed Jul 30, 2019

An island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds or almost entirely. In this paradise, Red, a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck, and the volatile Bomb have always been outsiders. But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it’s up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

Today's secret ingredient is....BLOWFISH!

Reviewed May 21, 2019

Super-assassin John Wick returns with a $14 million price tag on his head and an army of bounty-hunting killers on his trail. After killing a member of the shadowy international assassin’s guild, the High Table, John Wick is excommunicado, but the world’s most ruthless hit men and women await his every turn. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Jokéymon Go!

Reviewed May 14, 2019

In a world where people collect pocket-size monsters (Pokémon) to do battle, a boy comes across an intelligent monster who seeks to be a detective. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Tell ‘em Walt sent you.

Reviewed May 10, 2019

Toon star Roger is worried that his wife Jessica is playing pattycake with someone else, so the studio hires detective Eddie Valiant to snoop on her. But the stakes are quickly raised when Marvin Acme is found dead and Roger is the prime suspect. Genres: Animation, Comedy, Crime, Fantasy

Pokémon Heroes

The last PokeStop before Detective Pikachu 

Reviewed May 7, 2019

Ash, Pikachu and the gang try and stop a pair of thieves hiding out in the canals and alleyways of Altomare, the age-old water capital. Joining the adventure are two new legendary Pokémon, a pair of siblings named Latias and Latios, who serve as peacekeepers and protectors of the Soul Dew — a priceless treasure with a mysterious power. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, Science Fiction

Pokémon 4Ever

Proof that friendship can stand the test of time... and s...

Reviewed Apr 2, 2019

In order to escape a greedy Pokémon hunter, Celebi must use the last of its energy to travel through time to the present day. Celebi brings along Sammy, a boy who had been trying to protect it. Along with Ash, Pikachu, and the rest of the gang, Sammy and Celebi must encounter an enemy far more advanced than the hunter, with the fate of the forest hanging in the balance. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction

Pokémon 3: The Movie

Entei The Dragon 

Reviewed Mar 26, 2019

When the sadness of her father's disappearance gets to Molly Hale, she unknowingly uses the Unown to create her own dream world along with Entei, who she believes to be her father. When Entei kidnaps Ash's mother, Ash — alongside Misty and Brock — invade the mansion looking for his mom and trying to stop the mysteries of Molly's Dream World and Entei! Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy

Pokémon the Movie 2000

See, there was something to all that Y2K paranoia!

Reviewed Mar 19, 2019

When Lawrence III's scheme to capture the Legendary Pokémon Lugia upsets the balance of nature, it is up to Ash Ketchum and his friends to save the world. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction

Pokémon: The First Movie

Do we really gotta catch ‘em all in this video game ret...

Reviewed Mar 5, 2019

Determined to prove its superiority, a bio-engineered Pokémon called Mewtwo lures Ash, Pikachu and others into a Pokemon match like none before. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy

Hitman: Agent 47

“Why would anyone want more of YOU?”

Reviewed Jan 15, 2019

An assassin teams up with a woman to help her find her father and uncover the mysteries of her ancestry. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Hitman

I can't believe this movie was a hit, man...

Reviewed Jan 8, 2019

A genetically engineered assassin with deadly aim, known only as "Agent 47" eliminates strategic targets for a top-secret organization. But when he's double-crossed, the hunter becomes the prey as 47 finds himself in a life-or-death game of international intrigue. Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller

Max Payne

Beau knows video games

Reviewed Dec 11, 2018

A DEA agent whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy, and an assassin out to avenge her sister's death, join forces to solve a series of murders in New York City. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama

Ralph Breaks the Internet

I’m gonna Rick it!

Reviewed Nov 27, 2018

Video game bad guy Ralph and fellow misfit Vanellope von Schweetz must risk it all by traveling to the World Wide Web in search of a replacement part to save Vanellope's video game, Sugar Rush. In way over their heads, Ralph and Vanellope rely on the citizens of the internet — the netizens — to help navigate their way, including an entrepreneur named Yesss, who is the head algorithm and the heart and soul of trend-making site BuzzzTube. Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction

Wreck-It Ralph

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good…but ...

Reviewed Nov 20, 2018

Wreck-It Ralph is the 9-foot-tall, 643-pound villain of an arcade video game named Fix-It Felix Jr., in which the game's titular hero fixes buildings that Ralph destroys. Wanting to prove he can be a good guy and not just a villain, Ralph escapes his game and lands in Hero's Duty, a first-person shooter where he helps the game's hero battle against alien invaders. He later enters Sugar Rush, a kart racing game set on tracks made of candies, cookies and other sweets. There, Ralph meets Vanellope von Schweetz who has learned that her game is faced with a dire threat that could affect the entire arcade, and one that Ralph may have inadvertently started. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

I don’t think I like my reality.

Reviewed Nov 13, 2018

Heather Mason and her father have been on the run, always one step ahead of dangerous forces that she doesn't fully understand. Now on the eve of her 18th birthday, plagued by horrific nightmares and the disappearance of her father, Heather discovers she's not who she thinks she is. The revelation leads her deeper into a demonic world that threatens to trap her forever. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Silent Hill

“The Darkness is Coming”

Reviewed Nov 6, 2018

Rose, a desperate mother, takes her adopted daughter, Sharon, to the town of Silent Hill in an attempt to cure her of her ailment. After a violent car crash, Sharon disappears, and Rose embarks on a horrific journey to get her back and begins to uncover the truth behind the apocalyptic disaster that burned the town 30 years earlier. Genres: Horror, Mystery

Postal

I hate video games!

Reviewed Oct 16, 2018

The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures. Genres: Action, Comedy, Thriller