Jakob Conkling

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest

Let the urban podcast begin!

Reviewed Sep 2, 2014

After a couple adopts a pair of orphaned brothers, it becomes alarmingly clear the boys are much more than they seem. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

You shall not pass....without listening to this podcast f...

Reviewed Aug 29, 2014

Young hobbit Frodo Baggins, after inheriting a mysterious ring from his uncle Bilbo, must leave his home in order to keep it from falling into the hands of its evil creator. Along the way, a fellowship is formed to protect the ringbearer and make sure that the ring arrives at its final destination: Mt. Doom, the only place where it can be destroyed. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind the Rows wo...

Reviewed Aug 26, 2014

When a tabloid reporter and his son travel to a quiet Midwestern town to investigate a gruesome massacre, they fall victim to a possessed orphan named Micah. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

The Return of the King (1980)

The war is over. Let’s sing about it.

Reviewed Aug 22, 2014

Two Hobbits struggle to destroy the Ring in Mount Doom while their friends desperately fight evil Lord Sauron's forces in a final battle. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, TV Movie

The Lord of the Rings (1978)

Epic fantasy filtered through 1970s vibes and budget anxi...

Reviewed Aug 22, 2014

Young Hobbit Frodo Baggins is thrown into an amazing adventure when he's tasked with destroying the One Ring, created by the dark lord Sauron. Frodo must travel in a small fellowship of nine warriors and accomplices. But it won't be an easy journey for the Fellowship of the Ring, on the ultimate quest to rid Middle-earth of evil. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

The Hobbit (1977)

At least Rankin and Bass didn't make it three movies...

Reviewed Aug 22, 2014

The story follows the adventures of Bilbo Baggins, a diminutive creative who resides in a place called Middle-Earth before he is compelled to go on a quest to find a treasure buried deep in the heart of the Lonely Mountain. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy, TV Movie

Children of the Corn (1984)

Now Playing Podcast listeners, lend us your ear (of corn)!

Reviewed Aug 19, 2014

A traveling couple end up in an abandoned Nebraska town inhabited by a cult of murderous children who worship a demon that lives in the local cornfields. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Turtle-Man, Turtle-Man, does whatever a turtle can!

Reviewed Aug 12, 2014

When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Guardians of the Galaxy

Aint no podcast like us, but us! So listen now!

Reviewed Aug 4, 2014

Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted, Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

TMNT

You don't have to wait 3,000 years for the stars to align...

Reviewed Jul 29, 2014

After the defeat of their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep them together, their rat sensei, Splinter, becomes worried when strange things begin to brew in New York City. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

It's Cowabunga to the future!

Reviewed Jul 22, 2014

The four turtles travel back in time to the days of the legendary and deadly samurai in ancient Japan, where they train to perfect the art of becoming one. The turtles also assist a small village in an uprising. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Time Travel

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Shakespearean tragedy starring motion-capture monkeys.

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

A group of scientists in San Francisco struggle to stay alive in the aftermath of a plague that is wiping out humanity, while Caesar tries to maintain dominance over his community of intelligent apes. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Go podcast! Go podcast! Go! Podcast, podcast, rap!

Reviewed Jul 15, 2014

The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last cannister of the ooze that created the Turtles, which Shredder wants to create an army of new mutants. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Speed Racer

It's not about cars, it's about family...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2014

Speed Racer is a young and brilliant racing driver. When corruption in the racing leagues costs his brother his life, Speed must team up with the police and the mysterious Racer X to bring an end to the corruption and criminal activities. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Theatrical Release

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Major League Podcasting is back in town!

Reviewed Jul 8, 2014

A quartet of humanoid turtles, trained by their mentor in ninjitsu, must learn to work together to face the menace of Shredder and the Foot Clan. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The first prequel to actually do it right?

Reviewed Jul 4, 2014

A highly intelligent chimpanzee named Caesar has been living a peaceful suburban life ever since he was born. But when he gets taken to a cruel primate facility, Caesar decides to revolt against those who have harmed him. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Marky Mark and the Primate Bunch

Reviewed Jun 27, 2014

After a spectacular crash-landing on an uncharted planet, brash astronaut Leo Davidson finds himself trapped in a savage world where talking apes dominate the human race. Desperate to find a way home, Leo must evade the invincible gorilla army led by Ruthless General Thade. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller, Time Travel

Trucks

Might be time for the junk yard for this franchise...

Reviewed Jun 24, 2014

A group of seemingly humanistic trucks takeover a truck stop and starts killing everything in sight. The remaining townsfolk must band together and come up with a way to murder the inanimate objects, a seemingly difficult task considering the abnormal circumstances. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller, TV Movie

Battle for the Planet of the Apes

The franchise runs out of budget but not ideas.

Reviewed Jun 20, 2014

The fifth and final episode in the Planet of the Apes series. After the collapse of human civilization, a community of intelligent apes led by Caesar lives in harmony with a group of humans. Gorilla General Aldo tries to cause an ape civil war and a community of human mutants who live beneath a destroyed city try to conquer those whom they perceive as enemies. All leading to the finale. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Maximum Overdrive

Dirty podcasts done dirt cheap!

Reviewed Jun 17, 2014

When a comet passes close to the earth, machines all over the world come alive and go on homicidal rampages. A group of people at a desolate truck stop are held hostage by a gang of murderous 18-wheelers. The frightened people set out to defeat the killer machines…Or be killed by them. Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

The franchise finally bares its teeth

Reviewed Jun 13, 2014

In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, a chimpanzee named Caesar resurfaces after almost twenty years of hiding from the authorities, and prepares for a revolt against humanity. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

2010: The Year We Make Contact

Let's all come together and listen together!

Reviewed Jun 10, 2014

While planet Earth poises on the brink of nuclear self-destruction, a team of Russian and American scientists aboard the Leonov hurtles to a rendezvous with the still-orbiting Discovery spacecraft and its sole known survivor, the homicidal computer HAL. Genres: Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Apes discover Los Angeles is the real dystopia.

Reviewed Jun 6, 2014

The world is shocked by the appearance of three talking chimpanzees, who arrived mysteriously in a spacecraft. Intrigued by their intelligence, humans use them for research - until the apes attempt to escape. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Time Travel

2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm sorry, Dave but you must listen now!

Reviewed Jun 3, 2014

Humanity finds a mysterious object buried beneath the lunar surface and sets off to find its origins with the help of HAL 9000, the world's most advanced super computer. Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release