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Shocker

No More Mr. Nice Podcasters!

Reviewed Oct 31, 2015

About to be electrocuted for a catalog of heinous crimes, the unrepentant Horace Pinker transforms into a terrifying energy source. Only young athlete Jonathan Parker, with an uncanny connection to him through bizarre dreams, can fight the powerful demon. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

From Dusk Till Dawn

Podcast! Podcast! Podcast! Come on in Podcast lovers!

Reviewed Oct 30, 2015

After kidnapping a father and his two kids, the Gecko brothers head south to a seedy Mexican bar to hide out in safety, unaware of its notorious vampire clientele. Genres: Action, Crime, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

The truly scary thing is the state of 1999 technology!

Reviewed Oct 27, 2015

A group of college students decide to take part in a witch hunt tour inspired by a horror movie. As the adventure goes awry, the students realise that an evil being has followed them home. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Four Rooms

This is Now Playing Podcast! Everything else is just piss!

Reviewed Oct 23, 2015

It's Ted the Bellhop's first night on the job...and the hotel's very unusual guests are about to place him in some outrageous predicaments. It seems that this evening's room service is serving up one unbelievable happening after another. Genres: Christmas/Holiday, Comedy, Theatrical Release

The Blair Witch Project

In 2014 three podcasters went out into the woods and were...

Reviewed Oct 20, 2015

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary. A year later their footage was found. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Pulp Fiction

And you will know our name is Now Playing when we lay our...

Reviewed Oct 16, 2015

A burger-loving hit man, his philosophical partner, a drug-addled gangster's moll and a washed-up boxer converge in this sprawling, comedic crime caper. Their adventures unfurl in three stories that ingeniously trip back and forth in time. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

By the power of Endor...I have the podcast!

Reviewed Oct 13, 2015

The army of the Marauders, led by King Terak and the witch Charal, attack the Ewoks village, killing Cindel's family. Cindel and the Ewok Wicket escape and meet Teek in the forest, a naughty and very fast animal. Teek takes them to a house in which an old man, Noa, lives. Like Cindel, he also crashed with his Starcruiser on Endor. Together they fight Terak and Charal. Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction, TV Movie

Natural Born Killers

You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is your ...

Reviewed Oct 9, 2015

Two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media. Genres: Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Ewok Adventure

It's Lord of the Ewoks - The Two Terrors!

Reviewed Oct 6, 2015

Wicket the Ewok and his friends agree to help two shipwrecked human children, Mace and Cindel, on a quest to find their parents. Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction, TV Movie

True Romance

We'd love you to join us for pie after you hear this podc...

Reviewed Oct 2, 2015

Clarence marries hooker Alabama, steals cocaine from her pimp, and tries to sell it in Hollywood, while the owners of the coke try to reclaim it. Genres: Action, Crime, Romance, Theatrical Release

Return of the Jedi

Many Bothans died to bring you this podcast...

Reviewed Sep 29, 2015

Luke Skywalker leads a mission to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of Jabba the Hutt, the Emperor prepares to crush the Rebellion with a more powerful Death Star, and the Rebel fleet mounts a massive attack on the space station. Luke Skywalker confronts Darth Vader in a final climactic duel before the evil Emperor. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Reservoir Dogs

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gon...

Reviewed Sep 25, 2015

A botched robbery indicates a police informant, and the pressure mounts in the aftermath at a warehouse. Crime begets violence as the survivors -- veteran Mr. White, newcomer Mr. Orange, psychopathic parolee Mr. Blonde, bickering weasel Mr. Pink and Nice Guy Eddie -- unravel. Genres: Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Empire Strikes Back

Join us for this review... it is the only way.

Reviewed Sep 22, 2015

The epic saga continues as Luke Skywalker, in hopes of defeating the evil Galactic Empire, learns the ways of the Jedi from aging master Yoda. But Darth Vader is more determined than ever to capture Luke. Meanwhile, rebel leader Princess Leia, cocky Han Solo, Chewbacca, and droids C-3PO and R2-D2 are thrown into various stages of capture, betrayal and despair. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Battle Royale II: Requiem

The revolution will be extremely confusing.

Reviewed Sep 18, 2015

It's three years after the events of the original Battle Royale, and Shuya Nanahara is now an internationally-known terrorist determined to bring down the government. His terrorist group, Wild Seven, stages an attack that levels several buildings in Tokyo on Christmas Day, killing 8000 people. In order for the government to study the benefits of "teamwork", the new students work in pairs, with their collars electronically linked so that if one of them is killed, the other dies as well. They must kill Nanahara in three days - or die. Genres: Action, Christmas/Holiday, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Star Wars

You don't know the power of the podcast!

Reviewed Sep 15, 2015

Princess Leia is captured and held hostage by the evil Imperial forces in their effort to take over the galactic Empire. Venturesome Luke Skywalker and dashing captain Han Solo team together with the loveable robot duo R2-D2 and C-3PO to rescue the beautiful princess and restore peace and justice in the Empire. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Battle Royale

The field trip nobody survives.

Reviewed Sep 11, 2015

In the future, the Japanese government captures a class of ninth-grade students and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act. Genres: Action, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Transporter Refueled

Rule #4: Never review a series you can't finish

Reviewed Sep 8, 2015

The fast-paced action movie is again set in the criminal underworld in France, where Frank Martin is known as The Transporter, because he is the best driver and mercenary money can buy. In this installment, he meets Anna and they attempt to take down a group of ruthless Russian human traffickers who also have kidnapped Frank’s father. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

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Disco Godfather

The funk is strong with this one.

Reviewed Sep 4, 2015

Retired cop and celebrity DJ Tucker Williams (aka The Disco Godfather) takes to the streets as a dangerous hallucinogenic drug called Angel Dust begins to take hold of the neighborhood. Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Transporter 3

Rule #3: Never Look at the Arrows

Reviewed Sep 1, 2015

Frank Martin puts the driving gloves on to deliver Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of a Ukrainian government official, from Marseilles to Odessa on the Black Sea. En route, he has to contend with thugs who want to intercept Valentina's safe delivery and not let his personal feelings get in the way of his dangerous objective. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

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Xanadu

Our Kickstarter backers made Magic happen!

Reviewed Aug 31, 2015

Kira, a Greek muse incarnated on Earth to inspire people, helps Dan McGuire and an artist named Sonny Malone to meet. She inspires them to build a huge disco roller rink called Xanadu. Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Transporter 2

Rule #2: Recommend or not...No middle-ground

Reviewed Aug 25, 2015

Professional driver, and former Special Forces officer, Frank Martin is living in Miami, where he is temporarily filling in for a friend as the chauffeur for a government narcotics control policy director and his family. The young boy in the family is targeted for kidnapping, and Frank immediately becomes involved in protecting the child and exposing the kidnappers. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Transporter

Rule #1: The review is the review

Reviewed Aug 18, 2015

Former Special Forces officer Frank Martin will deliver anything to anyone for the right price, and his no-questions-asked policy puts him in high demand. But when he realizes his latest cargo is alive, it sets in motion a dangerous chain of events. The bound and gagged Lai is being smuggled to France by a shady American businessman, and Frank works to save her as his own illegal activities are uncovered by a French detective. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Fantastic Four (2015)

I guarantee there are stories about the making of this fi...

Reviewed Aug 11, 2015

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

No need to hold your breath, the show is here!

Reviewed Aug 4, 2015

Ethan and team take on their most impossible mission yet—eradicating 'The Syndicate', an International and highly-skilled rogue organization committed to destroying the IMF. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release