Jakob Conkling

The Dead Pool

Cancel culture just got real

Reviewed Apr 23, 2021

Dirty Harry Callahan returns for his final film adventure. Together with his partner Al Quan, he must investigate the systematic murder of actors and musicians. By the time Harry learns that the murders are a part of a sick game to predict the deaths of celebrities before they happen, it may be too late... Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Sudden Impact

Go ahead... remake my coffee!

Reviewed Apr 16, 2021

When a young rape victim takes justice into her own hands and becomes a serial killer, it's up to Dirty Harry Callahan, on suspension from the SFPD, to bring her to justice. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Enforcer

You’ve got to ask yourself one question... what law is ...

Reviewed Apr 9, 2021

Dirty Harry Callahan returns again, this time saddled with a rookie female partner. Together, they must stop a terrorist group consisting of angry Vietnam veterans. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Godzilla vs. Kong

Whoever wins, movie theaters lose 

Reviewed Apr 6, 2021

In a time when monsters walk the Earth, humanity’s fight for its future sets Godzilla and Kong on a collision course that will see the two most powerful forces of nature on the planet collide in a spectacular battle for the ages. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Magnum Force

You have the right to remain silent forever punk

Reviewed Apr 2, 2021

"Dirty" Harry Callahan is a San Francisco Police Inspector on the trail of a group of rogue cops who have taken justice into their own hands. When shady characters are murdered one after another in grisly fashion, only Dirty Harry can stop them. Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Theatrical Release

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

The Tragedy of King Leer 

Reviewed Mar 30, 2021

Follows the heroic efforts of the crypto-zoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god-sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three-headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient super-species, thought to be mere myths, rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity's very existence hanging in the balance. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Dirty Harry

When Harry Met Scorpio...

Reviewed Mar 26, 2021

When a madman dubbed 'Scorpio' terrorizes San Francisco, hard-nosed cop, Harry Callahan – famous for his take-no-prisoners approach to law enforcement – is tasked with hunting down the psychopath. Genres: Action, Crime, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Zack Snyder’s Justice League

You'll believe a turkey can fly!

Reviewed Mar 23, 2021

Determined to ensure Superman's ultimate sacrifice was not in vain, Bruce Wayne aligns forces with Diana Prince with plans to recruit a team of metahumans to protect the world from an approaching threat of catastrophic proportions. Genres: Action, Adventure, Direct to Video/Streaming, Fantasy, Superhero

WandaVision

"Here's the story of a lovely lady, who was grieving 'bou...

Reviewed Mar 16, 2021

Wanda Maximoff and Vision—two super-powered beings living idealized suburban lives—begin to suspect that everything is not as it seems. Genres: Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Superhero, TV Mini-Series

Angel Has Fallen

Every time a traitor receives a knife in the head an ange...

Reviewed Mar 12, 2021

After a treacherous attack, Secret Service agent Mike Banning is charged with attempting to assassinate President Trumbull. Chased by his own colleagues and the FBI, Banning begins a race against the clock to clear his name. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Coming 2 America

Zamunda Forever!

Reviewed Mar 9, 2021

Prince Akeem Joffer is set to become King of Zamunda when he discovers he has a son he never knew about in America – a street savvy Queens native named Lavelle. Honoring his royal father's dying wish to groom this son as the crown prince, Akeem and Semmi set off to America once again. Genres: Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming

London Has Fallen

Are we sure Harry and Meghan aren't affiliated with the B...

Reviewed Mar 5, 2021

In London for the Prime Minister's funeral, Mike Banning discovers a plot to assassinate all the attending world leaders. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Coming to America

Trading Places 2: Finding Umfufu

Reviewed Mar 2, 2021

An African prince decides it’s time for him to find a princess... and his mission leads him and his most loyal friend to Queens, New York. In disguise as an impoverished immigrant, the pampered prince quickly finds himself a new job, new friends, new digs, new enemies and lots of trouble. Genres: Comedy, Romance, Theatrical Release

Olympus Has Fallen

We've just opened the gates of hell!

Reviewed Feb 26, 2021

When the White House (Secret Service Code: "Olympus") is captured by a terrorist mastermind and the President is kidnapped, disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped within the building. As the national security team scrambles to respond, they are forced to rely on Banning's inside knowledge to help retake the White House, save the President and avert an even bigger disaster. Genres: Action, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Stand (2020)

Baby, Can You Dig The Bland?

Reviewed Feb 23, 2021

In a world mostly wiped out by the plague and embroiled in an elemental struggle between good and evil, the fate of mankind rests on the frail shoulders of the 108-year-old Mother Abagail and a handful of survivors. Their worst nightmares are embodied in a man with a lethal smile and unspeakable powers: Randall Flagg, the Dark Man. Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, TV Mini-Series

White House Down

Flags Of Our Daughters

Reviewed Feb 19, 2021

Capitol Policeman John Cale has just been denied his dream job with the Secret Service protecting President James Sawyer. Not wanting to let down his little girl with the news, he takes her on a tour of the White House, when the complex is overtaken by a heavily armed paramilitary group. Now, with the nation's government falling into chaos and time running out, it's up to Cale to save the president, his daughter, and the country. Genres: Action, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Gerald’s Game

50 Shades of Decay

Reviewed Feb 16, 2021

When her husband's sex game goes wrong, Jessie (who is handcuffed to a bed in a remote lake house) faces warped visions, dark secrets and a dire choice. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Thriller

The Manitou

Rosemary's Afterbirth

Reviewed Feb 12, 2021

A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Sleepwalkers

Charles is not in charge of anything if he's afraid of pu...

Reviewed Feb 9, 2021

Charles Brady and his mother, Mary, are the last of a dying breed whose needs are not of this world. They are Sleepwalkers - able to stay alive only by feeding on the life-force of the innocent, but destined to roam the earth, avoiding discovery while searching for their next victim. That search takes them to the sleepy little town of Travis, Indiana, where beautiful teenager Tanya Robertson is about to become an unwilling pawn in their nightmarish fight for survival. Genres: Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Omen (2006)

Call him a Snowflake at your own peril

Reviewed Feb 5, 2021

A diplomatic couple adopts the son of the devil without knowing it. A remake of the classic horror film of the same name from 1976. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Needful Things

Antiques Horrorshow

Reviewed Feb 2, 2021

A mysterious new shop opens in a small town which always seems to stock the deepest desires of each shopper, with a price far heavier than expected. Genres: Drama, Horror, Theatrical Release

Omen IV: The Awakening

Let's make a Delia!

Reviewed Jan 29, 2021

Damien Thorn is dead, but his prophecy is reborn in a mysterious girl named Delia, who is adopted by two attorneys. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Thriller, TV Movie

Brown Arrow

Omen III: The Final Conflict

The 666 Habits of Highly Effective People

Reviewed Jan 22, 2021

Damien Thorn has helped rescue the world from a recession, appearing to be a benign corporate benefactor. When he then becomes U.S. Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Damien fulfills a terrifying biblical prophecy. He also faces his own potential demise as an astronomical event brings about the second coming of Christ. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Damien – Omen II

666teen Candles

Reviewed Jan 15, 2021

Since the sudden and suspicious deaths of his parents, young Damien has been in the charge of his wealthy aunt and uncle and enrolled in a military school. Widely feared to be the Antichrist, he relentlessly plots to seize control of his uncle's business empire — and the world. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller