Arnie Carvalho

Child’s Play (1988)

Give me the podcast, I beg of you!

Reviewed Sep 27, 2010

After being shot in a toy store, a serial killer transfers his soul into a Good Guy doll. A mother then gifts it to her 6-year old son Andy, which unleashes terror upon the city. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Incoming Podcast!

Reviewed Sep 24, 2010

A radio host is victimised by the notorious cannibal family while a former Texas Marshal hunts them. Genres: Comedy, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

It's gonna be FUUUUUUNNNN!

Reviewed Sep 17, 2010

Five friends head out to rural Texas to visit the grave of a grandfather. On the way, they stumble across what appears to be a deserted house, only to discover something sinister within. Something armed with a chainsaw. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Lost Boys: The Thirst

[Insert growl here]

Reviewed Sep 10, 2010

A mysterious fiend uses a designer drug to turn partiers at an all-night rave into his personal army of never-say-die bloodsuckers. Genres: Action, Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

Lost Boys: The Tribe

It's ironic...usually you pay more for Angus, but here it...

Reviewed Sep 3, 2010

Surfing vampires hit the waves, rule the night and seek fresh blood, and the new girl in town may be exactly what they're craving. Genres: Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Thriller

The Lost Boys

Have you ever looked up from his oiled breasts to notice ...

Reviewed Aug 27, 2010

When an unsuspecting town newcomer is drawn to local blood fiends, the Frog brothers and other unlikely heroes gear up to rescue him. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Horror, Romance, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The X Files: I Want to Believe

They should have quit while they were a head (hah!)

Reviewed Aug 5, 2010

Mulder and Scully are called back to duty by the FBI when a former priest claims to be receiving psychic visions pertaining to a kidnapped agent. Genres: Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The X-Files: Fight the Future

We can't handle (or understand) the truth.

Reviewed Jul 28, 2010

Mulder and Scully, now taken off the FBI's X Files cases, must find a way to fight the shadowy elements of the government to find out the truth about a conspiracy that might mean the alien colonization of Earth. Genres: Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Brown Arrow

I Know Who Killed Me

And you thought Friday was Freaky

Reviewed Jul 26, 2010

An idyllic small town is rocked when Aubrey Fleming, a bright and promising young woman, is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized girl who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real Aubrey Fleming is still in mortal danger. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Inception

All these movies with dreams, and yet still no going to s...

Reviewed Jul 18, 2010

Cobb, a skilled thief who commits corporate espionage by infiltrating the subconscious of his targets is offered a chance to regain his old life as payment for a task considered to be impossible: "inception", the implantation of another person's idea into a target's subconscious. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Predators

Yo, Adrien. Christian Bale called. He wants his Batman vo...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2010

A group of cold-blooded killers find themselves trapped on an alien planet to be hunted by extraterrestrial Predators. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

How cool would it have been if the alien chest-bursted ou...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2010

After a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters and producing countless Alien offspring, a lone Predator arrives to "clean up" the infestation. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

A pyramid under the Antarctic ice sounds like a James Bon...

Reviewed Jun 30, 2010

When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race. Genres: Action, Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Predator 2

Arnold isn't available? Then get me Danny Glover!!

Reviewed Jun 24, 2010

A police chief in the war-torn streets of Los Angeles discovers that an extraterrestrial creature is hunting down residents - and that he is the next target. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Predator

Starring...Rich Little as the Predator!

Reviewed Jun 18, 2010

A team of elite commandos on a secret mission in a Central American jungle come to find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Karate Kid (2010)

Let that be a lesson to you kids - always hang up your ja...

Reviewed Jun 12, 2010

12-year-old Dre Parker could've been the most popular kid in Detroit, but his mother's latest career move has landed him in China. Dre immediately falls for his classmate Mei Ying but the cultural differences make such a friendship impossible. Even worse, Dre's feelings make him an enemy of the class bully, Cheng. With no friends in a strange land, Dre has nowhere to turn but maintenance man Mr. Han, who is a kung fu master. As Han teaches Dre that kung fu is not about punches and parries, but maturity and calm, Dre realizes that facing down the bullies will be the fight of his life. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Theatrical Release

The Next Karate Kid

Repeat after me - the sun is warm, the grass is green.

Reviewed Jun 4, 2010

Mr. Miyagi decides to take Julie, a troubled teenager, under his wing after he learns that she blames herself for her parents' demise and struggles to adjust with her grandmother and fellow pupils. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Theatrical Release

The Karate Kid Part III

We will never be able to think about Mac and Cheese the s...

Reviewed May 28, 2010

Despondent over the closing of his karate school, Cobra Kai teacher John Kreese joins a ruthless businessman and martial artist to get revenge on Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Theatrical Release

The Karate Kid Part II

Some drunk people think the drum technique is a great dan...

Reviewed May 21, 2010

Summoned by his dying father, Miyagi returns to his homeland of Okinawa, with Daniel, after a 40-year exile. There he must confront Yukie, the love of his youth, and Sato, his former best friend turned vengeful rival. Sato is bent on a fight to the death, even if it means the destruction of their village. Daniel finds his own love in Yukia's niece, Kumiko, and his own enemy in Sato's nephew, the vicious Chozen. Now, far away from the tournaments, cheering crowds and safety of home, Daniel will face his greatest challenge ever when the cost of honor is life itself. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Romance, Theatrical Release

The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

I doubt this is actually 100% Medically Accurate, but I c...

Reviewed May 19, 2010

During a stopover in Germany in the middle of a carefree road trip through Europe, two American girls find themselves alone at night when their car breaks down in the woods. Searching for help at a nearby villa, they are wooed into the clutches of a deranged retired surgeon, who has a very disturbed vision. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

The Karate Kid (1984)

Fear does not exist on this podcast! Pain does not exist ...

Reviewed May 14, 2010

New Jersey teen Daniel LaRusso moves to Los Angeles with his mother, and soon strikes up a relationship with Ali. He quickly finds himself the target of bullying by a group of thugs, led by Ali's ex-boyfriend Johnny, who study karate at the Cobra Kai dojo under ruthless sensei John Kreese. Fortunately, Daniel befriends Mr. Miyagi, an unassuming repairman who just happens to be a martial arts master himself. Miyagi takes Daniel under his wing, training him in a more compassionate form of karate for self-defense and, later, preparing him to compete against the brutal Cobra Kai. Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Theatrical Release

Iron Man 2

Stop! Hammer time!

Reviewed May 13, 2010

With the world now aware of his dual life as the armored superhero Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark faces pressure from the government, the press and the public to share his technology with the military. Unwilling to let go of his invention, Stark, with Pepper Potts and James 'Rhodey' Rhodes at his side, must forge new alliances – and confront powerful enemies. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Why are you wearing headphones? You haven't downloaded us...

Reviewed May 1, 2010

Teenagers Nancy, Quentin, Kris, Jesse and Dean are all neighborhood friends who begin having the same dream of a horribly disfigured man who wears a tattered sweater and a glove made of knives. The man terrorizes them in their dreams, and the only escape is to wake up. But when, one by one, they start dying violently, the friends realize that what happens in the dream world is real, and the only way to stay alive is to stay awake. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Freddy vs. Jason (Freddy’s Side)

The movie so nice we reviewed it twice!

Reviewed Apr 23, 2010

Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenagers of Elm Street. Only this time, they're out to get each other, too. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release