Arnie Carvalho

Parasite

This is so metaphorical

Reviewed Mar 27, 2022

All unemployed, Ki-taek's family takes peculiar interest in the wealthy and glamorous Parks for their livelihood until they get entangled in an unexpected incident. Genres: Comedy, Drama, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

The Wander Years

Reviewed Mar 25, 2022

Harry, Ron and Hermione walk away from their last year at Hogwarts to find and destroy the remaining Horcruxes, putting an end to Voldemort's bid for immortality. But with Harry's beloved Dumbledore dead and Voldemort's unscrupulous Death Eaters on the loose, the world is more dangerous than ever. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Assassin’s Creed

Proof that one bad apple can spoil a whole bunch

Reviewed Mar 22, 2022

Through a technology that unlocks the genetic memories of his ancestor in 15th century Spain, Callum Lynch discovers he is a descendant of an ancient line of Assassins and amasses lethal skills to take on the oppressive Templar Order. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

10 Things I Hate About You-Know-Who

Reviewed Mar 18, 2022

As Lord Voldemort tightens his grip on both the Muggle and wizarding worlds, Hogwarts is no longer a safe haven. Harry suspects perils may even lie within the castle, but Dumbledore is more intent upon preparing him for the final battle fast approaching. Together they work to find the key to unlock Voldemorts defenses and to this end, Dumbledore recruits his old friend and colleague Horace Slughorn, whom he believes holds crucial information. Even as the decisive showdown looms, romance blossoms for Harry, Ron, Hermione and their classmates. Love is in the air, but danger lies ahead and Hogwarts may never be the same again. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Ace Attorney

How To Get Away With Murder… and get Jammin’ Ninja Su...

Reviewed Mar 15, 2022

Based primarily on the first game in the series, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, the film focuses on rookie defense attorney Phoenix Wright, as he strives to protect his clients in various murder trials, including the death of his mentor, Mia Fey, and the accusation of rival prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix's greatest ally is Mia's younger sister Maya, a spirit medium whose body is possessed by Mia to communicate with him. Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The Break Stuff Club

Reviewed Mar 11, 2022

Returning for his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is stunned to find that his warnings about the return of Lord Voldemort have been ignored. Left with no choice, Harry takes matters into his own hands, training a small group of motivated students to defend themselves against the Dark Arts. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

The Batman

They Still Call Me Bruce

Reviewed Mar 8, 2022

In his second year of fighting crime, Batman uncovers corruption in Gotham City that connects to his own family while facing a serial killer known as the Riddler. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Superhero, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Boy Meets World Cup

Reviewed Mar 4, 2022

When Harry Potter's name emerges from the Goblet of Fire, he becomes a competitor in a grueling battle for glory among three wizarding schools—the Triwizard Tournament. But since Harry never submitted his name for the Tournament, who did? Now Harry must confront a deadly dragon, fierce water demons and an enchanted maze only to find himself in the cruel grasp of He Who Must Not Be Named. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

When Harlow sunflowers bloom, hipsters are doomed

Reviewed Mar 1, 2022

After nearly 50 years of hiding, Leatherface returns to terrorize a group of idealistic influencers who accidentally disrupt his carefully shielded world in a remote Texas town. Genres: Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Drama, Horror

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

One Tree Kill 

Reviewed Feb 25, 2022

Year three at Hogwarts means new fun and challenges as Harry learns the delicate art of approaching a Hippogriff, transforming shape-shifting Boggarts into hilarity and even turning back time. But the term also brings danger: soul-sucking Dementors hover over the school, an ally of the accursed He-Who-Cannot-Be-Named lurks within the castle walls, and fearsome wizard Sirius Black escapes Azkaban. And Harry will confront them all. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release, Time Travel

Uncharted

Who knew using the DaVinci Code shaved $2 billion off you...

Reviewed Feb 22, 2022

A young street-smart, Nathan Drake and his wisecracking partner Victor “Sully” Sullivan embark on a dangerous pursuit of “the greatest treasure never found” while also tracking clues that may lead to Nathan’s long-lost brother. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release, Video Game Movies

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Welcome Back Potter

Reviewed Feb 18, 2022

Cars fly, trees fight back, and a mysterious house-elf comes to warn Harry Potter at the start of his second year at Hogwarts. Adventure and danger await when bloody writing on a wall announces: The Chamber Of Secrets Has Been Opened. To save Hogwarts will require all of Harry, Ron and Hermione's magical abilities and courage. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Basic Instinct 2

If she likes taking unnecessary risks so much, she should...

Reviewed Feb 15, 2022

Novelist Catherine Tramell is once again in trouble with the law, and Scotland Yard appoints psychiatrist Dr. Michael Glass to evaluate her. Though, like Detective Nick Curran before him, Glass is entranced by Tramell and lured into a seductive game. Genres: Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Saved By The Spell

Reviewed Feb 11, 2022

Harry Potter has lived under the stairs at his aunt and uncle's house his whole life. But on his 11th birthday, he learns he's a powerful wizard—with a place waiting for him at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As he learns to harness his newfound powers with the help of the school's kindly headmaster, Harry uncovers the truth about his parents' deaths—and about the villain who's to blame. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Basic Instinct

It’s the podcast of the century!

Reviewed Feb 8, 2022

Catherine, a novelist with an insatiable sexual appetite, becomes a prime suspect when her boyfriend is brutally murdered -- a crime she had described in her latest story. Genres: Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Love Exposure

The Miracle has arrived!

Reviewed Feb 4, 2022

The story of a teenage boy called Yu, who falls for Yoko, a girl he runs into while working as an upskirt photographer in an offshoot of the porn industry. His attempts to woo her are complicated by a spot of cross-dressing – which convinces Yoko that she is lesbian – dalliances with kung-fu and crime, and a constant struggle with Catholic guilt. Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Theatrical Release

My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

Roses are red, violets are blue, pickaxes are painful, an...

Reviewed Feb 1, 2022

Ten years after a Valentine's Day tragedy claimed the lives of five miners, Harry Warden returns for a vengeful massacre among teen sweethearts gearing up for another party. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Dressed to Kill

A podcast that will play with your Peter      

Reviewed Jan 28, 2022

After witnessing a mysterious woman brutally slay a homemaker, prostitute Liz Blake finds herself trapped in a dangerous situation. While the police thinks she is the murderer, the real killer is intent on silencing her only witness. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Will you be mined?

Reviewed Jan 25, 2022

Twenty years after a Valentine's Day tragedy claimed the lives of five miners, Harry Warden returns for a vengeful massacre among teen sweethearts gearing up for another party. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

Turns out “So weit nicht weiter” is not Amish pillow ...

Reviewed Jan 21, 2022

Margot is a documentary filmmaker looking to meet her long-lost mother and extended family in a secluded Amish community. She and her film crew soon realize the family that welcomes them into their home might be hiding a sinister secret. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Mystery

Scream (2022)

What do you mean you like TikTok more than scary movies?!

Reviewed Jan 18, 2022

Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, a new killer has donned the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town’s deadly past. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Fangs

Reviewed Jan 14, 2022

Using a special camera that can see spirits, a family must protect their daughter from an evil entity with a sinister plan. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Night Flier

He brings the Mile High Club and the six feet under crowd...

Reviewed Jan 11, 2022

For cynical tabloid journo Richard Dees, facts are always stranger than fiction. Every headline is a dead-line. Serial killers, UFO abductions, tales of molestation, mayhem and murder. To some the tales are mere sleazy fantasy – but his faithful readers believe. And now there's a new story: The Night Flier. What is it that travels by night in a dark-winged Cessna, lands at secluded airfields and murders local residents? Dees begins to track the unknown killer in a Cessna of his own, uncovering clues that reveal a pilot more terrifying than he could have ever imagined. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Mystery

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

The day a boy produces hair from his eyeballs is the day ...

Reviewed Jan 7, 2022

Seventeen-year-old Jesse has been hearing terrifying sounds coming from his neighbor’s apartment, but when he turns on his camera and sets out to uncover their source, he encounters an ancient evil that won’t rest until it’s claimed his very soul. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller