Arnie Carvalho

Brave New World (2020)

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised… It Will Be Stream...

Reviewed Dec 23, 2022

In a utopia whose perfection hinges upon control of monogamy and privacy, members of the collective begin to question the rules, putting their regimented society on a collision course with forbidden love and revolution. Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller, TV Series

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Deep Blue See

Reviewed Dec 20, 2022

Set more than a decade after the events of the first film, learn the story of the Sully family (Jake, Neytiri, and their kids), the trouble that follows them, the lengths they go to keep each other safe, the battles they fight to stay alive, and the tragedies they endure. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Metropolis

We Built This City On Rock And Ro-oooll (too bad it’s a...

Reviewed Dec 16, 2022

In a futuristic city sharply divided between the rich and the poor, the son of the city's mastermind meets a prophet who predicts the coming of a savior to mediate their differences. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Knives Out

Quantum of Malice

Reviewed Dec 13, 2022

When renowned crime novelist Harlan Thrombey is found dead at his estate just after his 85th birthday, the inquisitive and debonair Detective Benoit Blanc is mysteriously enlisted to investigate. From Harlan's dysfunctional family to his devoted staff, Blanc sifts through a web of red herrings and self-serving lies to uncover the truth behind Harlan's untimely death. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

Jingle All the Way

Don't let us be the kid who Christmas forgot--pledge today!

Reviewed Dec 9, 2022

Howard Langston, a salesman for a mattress company, is constantly kept busy at his job, disappointing his son. After he misses his son's karate exposition, Howard vows to make it up to him by buying an action figure of his son's favorite television hero for Christmas. Unfortunately for Howard, it is Christmas Eve, and every store is sold out of Turbo Man. Now, Howard must travel all over town and compete with everybody else to find a Turbo Man action figure. Genres: Adventure, Christmas/Holiday, Comedy, Family, Theatrical Release

Confess, Fletch

The Joy of Painting… and frames

Reviewed Dec 6, 2022

The roguishly charming and endlessly troublesome Fletch becomes the prime suspect in a murder case while searching for a stolen art collection. The only way to prove his innocence? Find out which of the long list of suspects is the culprit - from the eccentric art dealer and a missing playboy to a crazy neighbor and Fletch’s Italian girlfriend. Crime, in fact, has never been this disorganized. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Direct to Video/Streaming, Mystery

Midsommar

Dancing Queen

Reviewed Dec 2, 2022

Several friends travel to Sweden to study as anthropologists a summer festival that is held every ninety years in the remote hometown of one of them. What begins as a dream vacation in a place where the sun never sets, gradually turns into a dark nightmare as the mysterious inhabitants invite them to participate in their disturbing festive activities. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Fletch Lives

Schlong of the South

Reviewed Nov 29, 2022

Fletch is a fish out of water in small-town Louisiana, where he's checking out a tumbledown mansion he's inherited. When a woman he flirts with turns up dead, he becomes a suspect and must find the killer and clear his name. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release

Brown Arrow

The Wicker Man (2006)

Death Bee Not Proud

Reviewed Nov 25, 2022

A sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community. Genres: Horror, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Fletch

Beverly Hills Copycat

Reviewed Nov 22, 2022

When investigative reporter Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher goes undercover to write a piece on the drug trade at a local beach, he's approached by wealthy businessman Alan Stanwyk, who offers him $50,000 to murder him. With sarcastic wit and a knack for disguises, Fletch sets out to uncover Stanwyk's story. Genres: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Theatrical Release

The Wicker Tree

“O Glorious Sun, accept our sacrifice that we may be fr...

Reviewed Nov 18, 2022

Gospel singer Beth and her cowboy boyfriend Steve leave Texas to preach door-to-door in Scotland. When, after initial abuse, they are welcomed with joy and elation to Tressock, the border fiefdom of Sir Lachlan Morrison, they're about to learn the real meaning of sacrifice. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Waiting To Impale

Reviewed Nov 15, 2022

Queen Ramonda, Shuri, M’Baku, Okoye and the Dora Milaje fight to protect their nation from intervening world powers in the wake of King T’Challa’s death. As the Wakandans strive to embrace their next chapter, the heroes must band together with the help of War Dog Nakia and Everett Ross and forge a new path for the kingdom of Wakanda. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

The Wicker Man (1973)

How’d ya like them apples?

Reviewed Nov 11, 2022

Police sergeant Neil Howie is called to an island village in search of a missing girl whom the locals claim never existed. The investigation is further complicated as Howie’s religious views clash with those of the island’s residents. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release

Werewolf by Night

Jack Russell: The Furred Avenger

Reviewed Oct 31, 2022

On a dark and somber night, a secret cabal of monster hunters emerge from the shadows and gather at the foreboding Bloodstone Temple following the death of their leader. In a strange and macabre memorial to the leader’s life, the attendees are thrust into a mysterious and deadly competition for a powerful relic—a hunt that will ultimately bring them face to face with a dangerous monster. Genres: Action, Direct to Video/Streaming, Fantasy, Horror, Superhero

The Addams Family 2

The Parent Traps

Reviewed Oct 28, 2022

The Addams get tangled up in more wacky adventures and find themselves involved in hilarious run-ins with all sorts of unsuspecting characters. Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Black Adam

The S stands for Hurt

Reviewed Oct 25, 2022

Nearly 5,000 years after he was bestowed with the almighty powers of the Egyptian gods—and imprisoned just as quickly—Black Adam is freed from his earthly tomb, ready to unleash his unique form of justice on the modern world. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

The Addams Family (2019)

Please won’t you be their neighbor?

Reviewed Oct 21, 2022

The Addams family's lives begin to unravel when they face-off against a treacherous, greedy crafty reality-TV host while also preparing for their extended family to arrive for a major celebration. Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Halloween Ends

Out of Shape

Reviewed Oct 18, 2022

Four years after the events of Halloween in 2018, Laurie has decided to liberate herself from fear and rage and embrace life. But when a young man is accused of killing a boy he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and terror that will force Laurie to finally confront the evil she can’t control, once and for all. Genres: Halloween, Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Hellraiser (2022)

Hooked On A Feeling

Reviewed Oct 14, 2022

A young woman struggling with addiction comes into possession of an ancient puzzle box, unaware that its purpose is to summon the Cenobites, a group of sadistic supernatural beings from another dimension. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror, Thriller

Brown Arrow

The 6th Day

Total Remake

Reviewed Oct 11, 2022

A world of the very near future in which cattle, fish, and even the family pet can be cloned. But cloning humans is illegal - that is until family man Adam Gibson comes home from work one day to find a clone has replaced him. Taken from his family and plunged into a sinister world he doesn't understand, Gibson must not only save himself from the assassins who must destroy him to protect their secret, but uncover who and what is behind the horrible things happening to him. Genres: Action, Drama, Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

The Munsters

The DeCarlo’s Reject  

Reviewed Oct 7, 2022

Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau. Genres: Comedy, Direct to Video/Streaming, Fantasy

Brown Arrow

End of Days

Arnold gets Left Behind 

Reviewed Oct 4, 2022

Cynical bodyguard Jericho is hired by a man possessed by Satan, who is in search of his bride. When Jericho realizes what is happening, he must do everything he can to save the woman and the world. Genres: Action, Christmas/Holiday, Fantasy, Horror, Theatrical Release

Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

Baby On Board

Reviewed Sep 30, 2022

Forced to travel to a horror festival with her boyfriend, a young woman begins experiencing premonitions associated with the urban myth of The Creeper. She believes that something supernatural has been summoned — and that she is at the center of it all. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

Eraser

Vanessa Williams better hope someone can make her Penthou...

Reviewed Sep 27, 2022

A Witness Protection specialist becomes suspicious of his co-workers when dealing with a case involving high-tech weapons. Genres: Action, Mystery, Theatrical Release, Thriller