Ty Olsson

Lake Placid

Do have a cow, man!  

Reviewed Mar 27, 2026

When a man is eaten alive by an unknown creature, the local Game Warden teams up with a paleontologist from New York to find the beast. Add to the mix an eccentric philanthropist with a penchant for "Crocs", and here we go! This quiet, remote lake is suddenly the focus of an intense search for a crocodile with a taste for live animals...and people! Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

Dreamcatcher

Plop Goes The Weasel

Reviewed Aug 5, 2025

Four childhood friends reunite for a hunting trip in the Maine woods, bound by a psychic force born from a childhood friend's dreamcatcher. They find themselves caught in a grotesque alien invasion that twists memory, sanity and reality into something far more sinister. Genres: Drama, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

Thanksgiving

The Town That Dreaded Markdowns

Reviewed Nov 21, 2023

After a Black Friday riot ends in tragedy, a mysterious Thanksgiving-inspired killer terrorizes Plymouth, Massachusetts - the birthplace of the holiday. Picking off residents one by one, what begins as random revenge killings are soon revealed to be part of a larger, sinister holiday plan. Genres: Horror, Mystery

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Two Men and a Baby

Reviewed Jul 22, 2022

Bella Swan and Edward Cullen's honeymoon phase is abruptly disrupted by betrayals and unforeseen tragedies that endanger their world. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Romance

War for the Planet of the Apes

The feel-bad blockbuster of the summer

Reviewed Jul 14, 2017

Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel. After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, War

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The first prequel to actually do it right?

Reviewed Jul 4, 2014

A highly intelligent chimpanzee named Caesar has been living a peaceful suburban life ever since he was born. But when he gets taken to a cruel primate facility, Caesar decides to revolt against those who have harmed him. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller

Godzilla

The OG (Original Godzilla) is back and brand new.

Reviewed May 22, 2014

Ford Brody, a Navy bomb expert, has just reunited with his family in San Francisco when he is forced to go to Japan to help his estranged father, Joe. Soon, both men are swept up in an escalating crisis when an ancient alpha predator arises from the sea to combat malevolent adversaries that threaten the survival of humanity. The creatures leave colossal destruction in their wake, as they make their way toward their final battleground: San Francisco. Genres: Action, Drama, Science Fiction

The Chronicles of Riddick

Riddick is Dune-d in this sci-fi epic!

Reviewed Sep 3, 2013

After years of outrunning ruthless bounty hunters, escaped convict Riddick suddenly finds himself caught between opposing forces in a fight for the future of the human race. Now, waging incredible battles on fantastic and deadly worlds, this lone, reluctant hero will emerge as humanity's champion - and the last hope for a universe on the edge of annihilation. Genres: Action, Science Fiction

Elektra

Death's not so bad. How do I know? I watched Elektra once.

Reviewed Sep 27, 2011

Elektra the warrior survives a near-death experience, becomes an assassin-for-hire, and tries to protect her two latest targets, a single father and his young daughter, from a group of supernatural assassins. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

X2

Bobby's brother was nominated for Worst Movie Sibling 2003

Reviewed May 13, 2011

Professor Charles Xavier and his team of genetically gifted superheroes face a rising tide of anti-mutant sentiment led by Col. William Stryker. Storm, Wolverine and Jean Grey must join Magneto and Mystique to unhinge Stryker's scheme to exterminate all mutants. Genres: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction

Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

How cool would it have been if the alien chest-bursted ou...

Reviewed Jul 6, 2010

After a horrifying PredAlien crash-lands near a small Colorado town, killing everyone it encounters and producing countless Alien offspring, a lone Predator arrives to "clean up" the infestation. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller

The Day the Earth Stood Still

I’ve seen loading screens with more tension.

Reviewed Dec 14, 2008

A representative of an alien race that went through drastic evolution to survive its own climate change, Klaatu comes to Earth to assess whether humanity can prevent the environmental damage they have inflicted on their own planet. When barred from speaking to the United Nations, he decides humankind shall be exterminated so the planet can survive. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction, Thriller