Lance Henriksen

Dog Day Afternoon

He Made Them An Offer They Actually COULD Refuse.

Reviewed Jul 26, 2024

Based on the true story of would-be Brooklyn bank robbers John Wojtowicz and Salvatore Naturile. Sonny and Sal attempt a bank heist which quickly turns sour and escalates into a hostage situation and stand-off with the police. As Sonny's motives for the robbery are slowly revealed and things become more complicated, the heist turns into a media circus. Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller

Brown Arrow

Piranha II: The Spawning

The Abyss-mal

Reviewed Apr 7, 2023

A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort. Genres: Horror

The Right Stuff

Star Trek: The First Generation 

Reviewed Nov 16, 2021

At the dawn of the Space Race, seven test pilots set out to become the first American astronauts to enter space. However, the road to making history brings momentous challenges. Genres: Drama, History

Jennifer’s Body

We got more harsh digs than Hannah Montana

Reviewed Sep 10, 2021

Jennifer, a gorgeous, seductive cheerleader takes evil to a whole new level after she's possessed by a sinister demon. Now it's up to her best friend to stop Jennifer's reign of terror before it's too late. Genres: Comedy, Horror

Damien – Omen II

666teen Candles

Reviewed Jan 15, 2021

Since the sudden and suspicious deaths of his parents, young Damien has been in the charge of his wealthy aunt and uncle and enrolled in a military school. Widely feared to be the Antichrist, he relentlessly plots to seize control of his uncle's business empire — and the world. Genres: Horror, Thriller

Brown Arrow

Color of Night

50 Shades of Raspberry

Reviewed Jul 3, 2020

A color-blind psychiatrist is stalked by an unknown killer after taking over his murdered friend's therapy group and becomes embroiled in an intense affair with a mysterious woman who may be connected to the crime. Genres: Mystery, Romance, Thriller

Alone in the Dark 2

After all these years, I’m immune to witchcraft crap!

Reviewed Jul 3, 2018

When the night falls, and the creatures of the dark are crawling out of the shadows, there is only one man who stands between us and evil: Edward Carnby. Genres: Action, Fantasy, Horror

Brown Arrow

Super Mario Bros.

No leak too small!

Reviewed Jan 23, 2018

Mario and Luigi, plumbers from Brooklyn, find themselves in an alternate universe where evolved dinosaurs live in hi-tech squalor. They're the only hope to save our universe from invasion by the dino dictator, Koopa. Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy

Hellraiser: Hellworld

Evil goes online...I wonder if Cenobites listen to podcasts!

Reviewed Dec 22, 2017

When five hardcore Internet gamers are invited to a special party thrown by the website Hellworld, they endure a night of unspeakable terror. Genres: Horror, Thriller

The Mangler 2

And now for something completely different... a computer ...

Reviewed Mar 25, 2014

A rebellious teen hacks her high school’s tech with the sinister Mangler 2.0 computer virus, turning cameras, doors, and appliances into a deadly digital nightmare. Genres: Horror, Science Fiction

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

This podcast means something. This is important.

Reviewed May 18, 2012

After an encounter with UFOs, an electricity linesman feels undeniably drawn to an isolated area in the wilderness where something spectacular is about to happen. Genres: Drama, Science Fiction

Alien³

Nothing Compares 2 Sigourney

Reviewed May 4, 2012

After escaping with Newt and Hicks from the alien planet, Ripley crash lands on Fiorina 161, a prison planet and host to a correctional facility. Unfortunately, although Newt and Hicks do not survive the crash, a more unwelcome visitor does. The prison does not allow weapons of any kind, and with aid being a long time away, the prisoners must simply survive in any way they can. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Aliens

The Bitch is Back

Reviewed Apr 27, 2012

Ripley, the sole survivor of the Nostromo's deadly encounter with the monstrous Alien, returns to Earth after drifting through space in hypersleep for 57 years. Although her story is initially met with skepticism, she agrees to accompany a team of Colonial Marines back to LV-426. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Scream 3

At least this movie doesn't have John Waters in it

Reviewed Apr 15, 2011

As bodies begin dropping around the Hollywood set of STAB 3, the third film based on the gruesome Woodsboro killings, Sidney and other survivors are once again terrorized by another Ghostface killer. Genres: Horror, Mystery

AVP: Alien vs. Predator

A pyramid under the Antarctic ice sounds like a James Bon...

Reviewed Jun 30, 2010

When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race. Genres: Action, Adventure, Horror, Science Fiction

The Terminator

The only things that can make it through the time machine...

Reviewed May 14, 2009

In the post-apocalyptic future, reigning tyrannical supercomputers teleport a cyborg assassin known as the "Terminator" back to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor, whose unborn son is destined to lead insurgents against 21st century mechanical hegemony. Meanwhile, the human-resistance movement dispatches a lone warrior to safeguard Sarah. Can he stop the virtually indestructible killing machine? Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller