Jason Statham

Death Race

The Ride of Frankenstein

Reviewed Apr 23, 2024

Terminal Island, New York: 2020. Overcrowding in the US penal system has reached a breaking point. Prisons have been turned over to a monolithic Weyland Corporation, which sees jails full of thugs as an opportunity for televised sport. Adrenalized inmates, a global audience hungry for violence and a spectacular, enclosed arena come together to form the 'Death Race', the biggest, most brutal event. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Thriller

Expend4bles

Get Switched Or Die Tryin’ 

Reviewed Sep 29, 2023

Armed with every weapon they can get their hands on and the skills to use them, The Expendables are the world’s last line of defense and the team that gets called when all other options are off the table. But new team members with new styles and tactics are going to give “new blood” a whole new meaning. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

The Expendables 3

Stop Or My Gramps Will Shoot

Reviewed Sep 22, 2023

Barney, Christmas and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks, who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. Stonebanks, who eluded death once before, now is making it his mission to end The Expendables -- but Barney has other plans. Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

The Expendables 2

Timecops and Robbers

Reviewed Sep 15, 2023

Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

The Expendables

The AARP-Team

Reviewed Sep 8, 2023

Barney Ross leads a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, a martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road, and a loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. Church to assassinate the dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee visit the remote locale to scout out their opposition and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. Genres: Action, Adventure, Thriller

Meg 2: The Trench

Jaws vs Jawbreaker

Reviewed Aug 11, 2023

An exploratory dive into the deepest depths of the ocean of a daring research team spirals into chaos when a malevolent mining operation threatens their mission and forces them into a high-stakes battle for survival. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

The Meg

Shark, Snark, and Two Smoking Barrels

Reviewed Aug 4, 2023

A deep sea submersible pilot revisits his past fears in the Mariana Trench, and accidentally unleashes the seventy foot ancestor of the Great White Shark believed to be extinct. Genres: Action, Horror, Science Fiction

Fast X

Infiniti War

Reviewed May 23, 2023

Over many missions and against impossible odds, Dom Toretto and his family have outsmarted, out-nerved and outdriven every foe in their path. Now, they confront the most lethal opponent they've ever faced: A terrifying threat emerging from the shadows of the past who's fueled by blood revenge, and who is determined to shatter this family and destroy everything—and everyone—that Dom loves, forever. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

F9

The Bruise Brothers

Reviewed Jun 29, 2021

Dominic Toretto and his crew battle the most skilled assassin and high-performance driver they've ever encountered: his forsaken brother. Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

What kind of joke do the Gods play on me?

Reviewed Mar 17, 2020

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son – two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian. Genres: Adventure, Fantasy

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

From asshats to assets

Reviewed Aug 6, 2019

Ever since US Diplomatic Security Service Agent Hobbs and lawless outcast Shaw first faced off, they just have traded smack talk and body blows. But when cyber-genetically enhanced anarchist Brixton's ruthless actions threaten the future of humanity, they join forces to defeat him. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy

Brown Arrow

The Fate of the Furious

With a name like Diesel perhaps Vin was always slated to ...

Reviewed Apr 25, 2017

When a mysterious woman seduces Dom into the world of crime and a betrayal of those closest to him, the crew face trials that will test them as never before. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Transporter 3

Rule #3: Never Look at the Arrows

Reviewed Sep 1, 2015

Frank Martin puts the driving gloves on to deliver Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of a Ukrainian government official, from Marseilles to Odessa on the Black Sea. En route, he has to contend with thugs who want to intercept Valentina's safe delivery and not let his personal feelings get in the way of his dangerous objective. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Transporter 2

Rule #2: Recommend or not...No middle-ground

Reviewed Aug 25, 2015

Professional driver, and former Special Forces officer, Frank Martin is living in Miami, where he is temporarily filling in for a friend as the chauffeur for a government narcotics control policy director and his family. The young boy in the family is targeted for kidnapping, and Frank immediately becomes involved in protecting the child and exposing the kidnappers. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

The Transporter

Rule #1: The review is the review

Reviewed Aug 18, 2015

Former Special Forces officer Frank Martin will deliver anything to anyone for the right price, and his no-questions-asked policy puts him in high demand. But when he realizes his latest cargo is alive, it sets in motion a dangerous chain of events. The bound and gagged Lai is being smuggled to France by a shady American businessman, and Frank works to save her as his own illegal activities are uncovered by a French detective. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Furious 7

You will believe a car can fly!

Reviewed Apr 6, 2015

Deckard Shaw seeks revenge against Dominic Toretto and his family for his comatose brother. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller

Fast & Furious 6

Hide the baby oil--we're reviewing Fast & Furious 6!

Reviewed Mar 31, 2015

Hobbs has Dominic and Brian reassemble their crew to take down a team of mercenaries; Dominic unexpectedly gets sidetracked with facing his presumed deceased girlfriend, Letty. Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller