Derek Mears

Salem’s Lot (2024)

The Lost Boys

Reviewed Oct 15, 2024

Author Ben Mears returns to his childhood home of Jerusalem's Lot only to discover his hometown is being preyed upon by a bloodthirsty vampire. Genres: Direct to Video/Streaming, Horror

The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)

Always Ready, Always There, Always Delicious

Reviewed Oct 16, 2020

A group of National Guard trainees on a routine mission find themselves up against cannibalistic mutants in the New Mexico desert. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Brown Arrow

Signs

The Passion of the Corn

Reviewed Nov 30, 2018

A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come. Genres: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Wait...where is Guybrush Threepwood??

Reviewed May 19, 2017

When Jack crosses paths with a woman from his past, he's not sure if it's love...or if she's a ruthless con artist using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Theatrical Release

Men in Black II

Rip Torn pulls a Keanu and does kung fu! What more do you...

Reviewed Apr 29, 2016

Kay and Jay reunite to provide our best, last and only line of defense against a sinister seductress who levels the toughest challenge yet to the MIB's untarnished mission statement – protecting Earth from the scum of the universe. It's been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Now it's a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay – who not only has absolutely no memory of his time spent with the MIB, but is also the only living person left with the expertise to save the galaxy – to reunite with the MIB before the earth submits to ultimate destruction. Genres: Action, Comedy, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

He was right. It wasn't the years...it was the mileage.

Reviewed May 8, 2015

Set during the Cold War, the Soviets—led by sword-wielding Irina Spalko—are in search of a crystal skull which has supernatural powers related to a mystical Lost City of Gold. Indy is coerced to head to Peru at the behest of a young man whose friend—and Indy's colleague—Professor Oxley has been captured for his knowledge of the skull's whereabouts. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Turtle-Man, Turtle-Man, does whatever a turtle can!

Reviewed Aug 12, 2014

When a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home. Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Science Fiction, Superhero, Theatrical Release

Predators

Yo, Adrien. Christian Bale called. He wants his Batman vo...

Reviewed Jul 11, 2010

A group of cold-blooded killers find themselves trapped on an alien planet to be hunted by extraterrestrial Predators. Genres: Action, Science Fiction, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Friday the 13th (2009)

If your friends suggest camping out near Crystal Lake.......

Reviewed Feb 14, 2009

A group of young adults visit a boarded up campsite named Crystal Lake where they soon encounter the mysterious Jason Voorhees and his deadly intentions. Genres: Horror, Theatrical Release, Thriller

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Reviews? Why does it have to be reviews?

Reviewed May 26, 2008

Set during the Cold War, the Soviets—led by sword-wielding Irina Spalko—are in search of a crystal skull which has supernatural powers related to a mystical Lost City of Gold. Indy is coerced to head to Peru at the behest of a young man whose friend—and Indy's colleague—Professor Oxley has been captured for his knowledge of the skull's whereabouts. Genres: Action, Adventure, Theatrical Release