Black Christmas Series Episode 3
Slayed belles scream (are you listening?)
‘Twas the night of Black Christmas,
and all through Blumhouse,
strange creatures in hoodies,
sought coeds to roust.
But the remake has armed all the women with care,
in the hopes it’s the bros’ turn to finally be scared.
Now Arnie! Now Stuart! Now Brock to their boots,
head off to the theater to watch Imogen Poots.
Will this boys-vs-girls showdown get social media chatter?
Or will militant feminists not even find that it matters?
The hosts will exclaim their thoughts and insights,
when you download the podcast and listen tonight!
Explicit: This is an uncensored podcast which may contain strong language and adult content that is not appropriate for all ages.