Theatrical Release movies we've reviewed

After Earth

🎜 Parents are the same no matter time nor place, They ...

Reviewed Jan 4, 2019

Bumblebee

The Last Knight

Reviewed Jan 1, 2019

The Last Airbender

Bet you didn’t know M. Night made Avatar!

Reviewed Dec 28, 2018

Aquaman

Spongebrah Flairpants: The Movie

Reviewed Dec 25, 2018

The Nightmare Before Christmas

What’s this? What’s this? A new Patron bonus podcast!

Reviewed Dec 24, 2018

Brown Arrow

The Happening

I see dead people… doing calculus?

Reviewed Dec 21, 2018

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Anyone can wear the mask? Tell that to Andrew Garfield. N...

Reviewed Dec 18, 2018

Brown Arrow

Lady in the Water

Splish Splash, Night is taking a bath!

Reviewed Dec 14, 2018

Max Payne

Beau knows video games

Reviewed Dec 11, 2018

Brown Arrow

The Village

Signs 

Reviewed Dec 7, 2018

Creed II

I can’t wait for the scene where Viktor Drago throws Ad...

Reviewed Dec 4, 2018

Brown Arrow

Signs

The Passion of the Corn

Reviewed Nov 30, 2018

Ralph Breaks the Internet

I’m gonna Rick it!

Reviewed Nov 27, 2018

Unbreakable

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a rain poncho?

Reviewed Nov 23, 2018

Wreck-It Ralph

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good…but ...

Reviewed Nov 20, 2018

Apocalypse Now

Our motto: Coppola Now!

Reviewed Nov 18, 2018

The Sixth Sense

Some movie magic is real.

Reviewed Nov 16, 2018

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D

I don’t think I like my reality.

Reviewed Nov 13, 2018

Suspiria (2018)

Breakin’ 3: Please Untangle Me

Reviewed Nov 9, 2018

Silent Hill

“The Darkness is Coming”

Reviewed Nov 6, 2018

Phenomena

Yet another heartwarming “girl and her bug” story

Reviewed Nov 2, 2018

Hereditary

Blood is thicker than water… but not as thick as paint ...

Reviewed Oct 31, 2018

Terror Train

♫ Pardon me boy… is that the frat that made you cucko...

Reviewed Oct 26, 2018

Halloween (2018)

The Season of the Badass Bitch

Reviewed Oct 23, 2018